Zombie Squad's mission is to educate the public about the importance of personal preparedness and self reliance, to increase its readiness to respond to a number of disasters such as Earthquakes, Floods or Zombie Outbreaks.
Zombie Squad provides training to endangered communities through a bureau of trained, motivated, skilled zombie extermination professionals and zombie survival consultants. When the apocalypse comes, and the revivified corpses of your neighbors are tearing down the walls of your home, you'll be comfortable in the knowledge that you've been trained by the best. You'll survive, because we've taught you how.
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We offer zombie survival consultation and training to a number of organizations that are interested in preparing themselves for survival of a zombie outbreak.
Our studies show that the average law enforcement professional is lacking the basic knowledge needed to protect our citizens in the event of a zombie outbreak. We highly recommend our services to these agencies to make sure zombie outbreaks are contained when they arise. It would be highly embarrassing if tax payers found out that an outbreak was spread even worse by the agencies they pay to protect them. Imagine what the sight of zombie police officers would do to the morale of citizens you are trying to keep in order. The chance of riots would increase along with (even worse) untrained vigilantes with firearms. If that happens Law enforcement will have a much larger problem on their hands.
For smart business owners who want their companies to stick around after a zombie outbreak we offer consulting and training class discounts for large audiences. Preparing your employees for a zombie attack should be as high a priority as a fire drill. If your employees all become zombies it will be a lot harder to get your business back on track. You don't want your competition to be the only survivor after its all over, do you? I'm sure your stock holders will appreciate it as well. You can't always blindly rely on the law enforcement to look out for your interests.
We offer our services for any size company. If you are a non for profit be sure to let us know. We offer special rates for 501(c)(3) organizations.
Zombie survival education needs to start in the schools with our children. If we don't survive they will need to have the skills to make it on their own.
Plastic light sabers and Aqua Teen Hunger Force t-shirts are not going to save you when the zombies come to devour your salty brain meats! We offer an in-depth seminar for nerds from all walks of life including sci-fi and horror to fantasy and furries. Yep. Even furries. Zombie Squad beleive that everyone has the right to know how to prepare themselves for the worst. After all, we'll need someone to mindlessly pick on after the apocalypse, right?
Your soul may be in good hands but wouldn't you like the training to stick around a little longer in this world when the dead invade your neighborhood?
What better preparation can you ask for?
We also offer private training sessions.