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Nutritional Information
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Background
First and formost I should explain why I decided to eat only rations while at work one day. I suppose I wanted to know for sure what I was packing into my BOB, which could in theory save my life. Testing your gear is always a great idea. I wanted to know how these rations tasted, if they filled me up, and if they really were a viable option. At $7.50 (from NitroPak + shipping) a pack I wasn't really wasting much money.
Now a blurb about me. In order to relate this "test" to yourself you need to realize who I am. I'm 21, male, and white (not manbath white though

) I am a "flooring care technician" while I'm not in school. I'm a somewhat picky eater, but I like to try new things. I stand about 5'10" and 140lbs. I'm very lean, thin, skinny, whatever. I have a pretty high metabolism and can't gain a pound no matter what I eat. A normal workday meal (i.e. what I eat between breakfast and dinner) usually consists of 2 sandwiches, a 500 calorie protein bar, half a gallon of water, 2 gatorades, beef jerky, peanuts, and carrots. I don't know what the calories are in that, but its a lot of food.
The Test
The idea for this test came when I learned I was cleaning a local churchs carpet and would be there all day long. Normally for this type of day I'll pack a lunch like I described above. But for this day I packed two 1L Nalgene bottles full of ice water, a Hooah energy bar and one 3600 calorie ration pack into a cooler lunchbox and went to work. Around 10am I got hungry. I shut off my machine and sat down to eat. I pulled out the survival rations which are wrapped in a heavy duty foil/platic packaging. My first reaction was that these things weigh a ton! It really does feel like there could be 2-3 days of food in one of these. After tearing open the packaging (which has a easy open perferation) I was greated by 3600 calories of lemony goodness

There are nine bars in each package. I pulled one out and it has the consistency of a really dense cookie. They are very crumbly. The first bite was interesting. The Mainstay ration is very dry and moistens quickly in the mouth. The initial taste is actually reminisent of a lemon cookie. Each bite is very dense and takes a bit to process. One bar is no problem. It was when I sank my teeth into the second bar that I realized eating these things is no easy task. It's not that they fill you up like $8 worth of Taco Bell, its just that the "dry lemon cookie dough powder" flavor wears on you a bit. I recommend having plenty of drink on hand for two reasons. The first is to make eating these a little more pleasant. The second is because dense foods like protein bars require a lot of water to properly process. I imagine that these too would require enough water in your system to be properly processed.
After eating two bars (800 calories) and drinking almost a liter of water I went back to work. I began to feel better and was working at a quicker pace. Before the "meal" I was feeling a little sluggish despite having breakfast with the king (aka Burger King). I was surprised to find that even though I wasn't full, I didn't feel hungry anymore. Later in the workday around noon I ate another bar. This one was the hardest of the three to choke down. Lots of water helped. So far I had eaten a total of 3 bars or 1200 calories. Around 4-5pm I began to feel a bit hungry again. This time, however, I could not bring myself to eat another ration. I went with my apple Hooah bar and the rest of my water. For whatever reason, just smelling the lemon scent of the rations was enough to make me not want any. Later that night I ate a big plate of spagetti.
Manufacturer's Claims VS My Opinions
*Note: Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and they all stink*
Mainstay™ 3600k Key Benefits
5 year Shelf Life
This is a great benefit. It's nice to know that the $30 worth of rations I bought won't need to be replaced any time soon. This saves me money and I like that. How long does the food in your BOB last?
Non-Thirst Provoking
Bullshit. These rations are very dry and thick. I can't imagine trying to eat a days worth without something to wash them down.
Withstands Wide Temperature Extremes… -40° F to 300°F (-40°C to 149°C)
This is one of the main reasons I bought these. My BOB is being built to go with me anywhere. Which means that it will often be sitting in a VERY hot vehicle under the Florida sun. These rations are the only ones I've found so far that have this quality. Even MRE's will loose nutritional value (but not necessarily go bad) in the conditions my BOB has to endure.
Ready to Eat: Each package contains 9 pre-measured 400 calorie meals.
The bars were well cut and easy to break off. Don't know what else to say here..
No water, preparation or cooking necessary
Well duh.
Contains no cholesterol or tropical oils.
Healthy bonus? I get enough cholesterol and tropical oils when I sunbath nude on the beach while beautiful women slather me in Banana Boat while I eat bacon.
Meets the US Coast Guard standards (160.046/23/0). It's new modern packaging
I don't know exactly what the standards are but if the rations can survive on a lifeboat then they can survive in my BOB. This is actually a great certification.
Meets the stringent Department of Defense (SOLAS 74/83) guidelines.
I also have no idea what these are. Again, good enough for the military, good enough for me.
Enriched with vitamins and minerals exceeding the RDA requirements.
Check out the nutritional guide at the top of the page. These things are loaded. Just 2-3 bars a day and you've fulfilled your daily requirements. I may actually skip on the vitamins in my BOB because of this.
Voted #1 Best Tasting! Vanilla/lemon flavor cookie dough taste that apeals to both children and adults.
Okay, here the skinny. These bars aren't bad when you first get into them. After a day of eating these though, I bet that you would never even want to think about lemon cookies ever again. I don't even want to know what other flavors they beat out (Liver and Cod?) but #1 best tasting? I'm not so sure about that. Good luck getting your kids to eat these. I couldn't get anyone in my family or my girlfriend to take a bite.
Mainstay™ is KOSHER APPROVED and it meets the dictates for Halal.
I'm not Hebrew, but its cool that they can use these too.
What's Hot (Pro's) and What's Not (Con's)
Hot
- Long lasting even in extreme enviroments
- Enough calories for 2 days (easily stretched to 3)
- Durable packaging
- Not outrageously expensive
- Good taste at first
Not
- Packaging cannot be resealed
- You don't need water, but you'll want it
- Heavy. Ultralight backpackers can look elsewhere
- Lemon cookie taste gets old really fast
- If you eat protein powder out of the jug then you will love these.
Conclusion
If you're looking for something to keep in your car or in other extreme enviroments then I highly suggest these. Always keep plenty of water around. 2L was just enough to keep me from thirst while working a physical job from 9am to 5pm. Pack other food stuffs if you can. Having a energy bar (like my Hooah!) or maybe some jerky would really break up the monotony of these rations. If you are really worried about the taste then just remember that these things will keep you alive. If they can keep my metabolism going during work, they can keep your ass alive in the PAW.
Links
Survivor Industries
Mainstay 3600 Rations
Mainstay 3600 Rations @ NitroPak
Edit: That was a hell of a 400th post...
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