Proper name for a group of zombies?

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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby V1PERzero » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:09 am

A murder of zombies perhaps?
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby charlie fox » Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:17 am

A pile :lol:
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby JarheadNY » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:20 am

Joining the fray a bit late; I think we may be looking at this from an inappropriate perspective.

Bear with me if you will.

I think the whole issue revolves around the subject of volition. Are Zombies truly sentient? Are they capable of zombie/zombie communication? Can they convey complex concepts among themselves? Can they convey any concepts among themselves. Among others outside their status? Is the term dialogue applicable to their congress?

I tend to think of them in lowest common denominator terms. They are animate, but not alive. They are capable of utterance, but is the noise communication? I tend to think not.

When I consider zombies, I am constrained to think in terms relating to infections; like:

Cluster, Outbreak, Node, Vector, etc. Carrier, Dormancy, Incubation. Immunity?

Much to consider, eh?

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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby V1PERzero » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:11 am

JarheadNY wrote:Joining the fray a bit late; I think we may be looking at this from an inappropriate perspective.

Bear with me if you will.

I think the whole issue revolves around the subject of volition. Are Zombies truly sentient? Are they capable of zombie/zombie communication? Can they convey complex concepts among themselves? Can they convey any concepts among themselves. Among others outside their status? Is the term dialogue applicable to their congress?

I tend to think of them in lowest common denominator terms. They are animate, but not alive. They are capable of utterance, but is the noise communication? I tend to think not.

When I consider zombies, I am constrained to think in terms relating to infections; like:

Cluster, Outbreak, Node, Vector, etc. Carrier, Dormancy, Incubation. Immunity?

Much to consider, eh?

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You have a great point.
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Vampire » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:00 pm

JarheadNY wrote:Joining the fray a bit late; I think we may be looking at this from an inappropriate perspective.

Bear with me if you will.

I think the whole issue revolves around the subject of volition. Are Zombies truly sentient? Are they capable of zombie/zombie communication? Can they convey complex concepts among themselves? Can they convey any concepts among themselves. Among others outside their status? Is the term dialogue applicable to their congress?

I tend to think of them in lowest common denominator terms. They are animate, but not alive. They are capable of utterance, but is the noise communication? I tend to think not.

When I consider zombies, I am constrained to think in terms relating to infections; like:

Cluster, Outbreak, Node, Vector, etc. Carrier, Dormancy, Incubation. Immunity?

Much to consider, eh?

Greg


Zombies tend to gather in groups, they attract eachother, either by sound, smell or "looking like a zombie", either way it counts as communication.
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby The Frank » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:32 pm

I think the term "shitstorm" should be limited to describe fast zombies. Probably a large group of twenty or more. Shitstorm brings images of strong winds and windows/people being violently pelted by shit falling from a brown sky, and a bunch of running, rotting zombies fits that image very well. But a bunch of moaning, staggering dead does not evoke a similar feeling.

I concur that a stagger is good for a small group of slow zombies, though.

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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Pshrynk » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:58 pm

JarheadNY wrote:Joining the fray a bit late; I think we may be looking at this from an inappropriate perspective.

Bear with me if you will.

I think the whole issue revolves around the subject of volition. Are Zombies truly sentient? Are they capable of zombie/zombie communication? Can they convey complex concepts among themselves? Can they convey any concepts among themselves. Among others outside their status? Is the term dialogue applicable to their congress?

I tend to think of them in lowest common denominator terms. They are animate, but not alive. They are capable of utterance, but is the noise communication? I tend to think not.

When I consider zombies, I am constrained to think in terms relating to infections; like:

Cluster, Outbreak, Node, Vector, etc. Carrier, Dormancy, Incubation. Immunity?

Much to consider, eh?

Greg


Excellent synopsis.

Perhaps a contagion of zombies?

a plague of zombies?

a blight of zombies?
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Grin Reaper » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:19 pm

I will never get tired of this thread!
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Heart of the Moon » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:00 pm

Hmmm. A group of people wandering with empty eyes, slack jaws, blood on their hands, and showing signs of having a very short vocabulary... Perhaps we should call them an Emo of zombies.
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Grin Reaper » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:39 pm

Heart of the Moon wrote:Hmmm. A group of people wandering with empty eyes, slack jaws, blood on their hands, and showing signs of having a very short vocabulary... Parhaps we should call them an Emo of zombies.

^^^^ WIN!
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Windwalker » Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:53 pm

an Emo of Zombies wins for me.

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Heart of the Moon wrote:Hmmm. A group of people wandering with empty eyes, slack jaws, blood on their hands, and showing signs of having a very short vocabulary... Perhaps we should call them an Emo of zombies.
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby backoffzack » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:56 pm

I'm new and this thread looks like a helluva lot of fun, so at the risk of beating a dead Zed....

Personally, I prefer the term "Zack." It's nice because you don't have to worry about the actual term designating the number. Examples: "This place is crawling with Zack," "Lookouts just confirmed visual on Zack on the western perimeter." You can always follow up to designate the number.

As far as the ideas already submitted, my vote goes for "stagger," "shamble" and "dread." I would pick shamble over stagger because it's more indicative of the way Zack moves. I like dread because that's exactly what you would feel upon viewing.

I don't see why any term has to denote the number of actual Zs in the group. It would be pointless to assign a number to each term, it's just more a team member would have to memorize.
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Apocalyps3 » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:40 pm

doesn't really matter what you call em, they all look the same with a bullet between the eyes :wink:
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Weeman » Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:08 am

Late joiner Too,

When i fisrt looked at the title, "Shuffle" came into mind, and "Shit Load"
Depending on the severity of the oncoming amount.
in Evil dead 3, the approaching undead were reffered to as an "Army" maybe due to the sheer amount of the deadites.
Where as,

So..
Single - Loner Zombite
handfull - Gang
Small Group - Shuffle / Stagger
Big Group - Horde
Unstoppable Amount - Army / Shit Load
Bigger than that (Like a City) - I'd be to busy shitting my pants to think

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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Necrowerx » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:14 pm

I'll give my vote for "Stagger", "Grave", and "Horde", depending on the number, for traditional slow zombies.
2 - 12 = a stagger (if between 13 and 25, it's two staggers)
25 - 50 = a grave (if between 51 and 99, two graves)
100 + = a horde

1) "Sir, there's just a stagger of 'em out there, I can take 'em all out in about a minute w/ the sniper rifle"
2) "Sgt,, there's two staggers outside, maybe a grave, go topside and take 2 or 3 of your best sharpshooters and be quick about it"
3) "Men, we're looking at a full grave out there, maybe more - look sharp! Everyone to arms!"
4) "F_ this, there's a goddam horde out there - Bug out!!"

I also like "Rage" for the fast zombies.
"Rage", "Swarm" and "Anarchy" - same numbers. More serious responses though. :wink:
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby firerat » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:27 am

I'd like to call them:

"A fucking shitload of re-animated moaning corpses coming to eat me and my loved ones turning us into the same moaning flesh eating menace."

That or Gaggle.
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Murf » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:23 pm

I don't know why, but my first instinct was "pod." After that, "shamble" came to mind.
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Giacomo » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:45 pm

My vote is for either covey, coterie or a throng. I figure those sounded good because it means a group but it lacks anything that makes it sound like some organized group. Since zacks wouldn't really have any system of hierarchy as far as we know.
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby FrozenD.Cyclone » Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:59 pm

After reading this I think it would be best for small groups to be called a stagger and large groups to be called hordes. breaking it down any further than that gets confusing.

I am thinking the cut off should be 50ish
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Necrowerx » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:14 pm

FrozenD.Cyclone wrote:After reading this I think it would be best for small groups to be called a stagger and large groups to be called hordes. breaking it down any further than that gets confusing.

I am thinking the cut off should be 50ish


Eh, works for me.
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Zombie Survivor » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:17 pm

Maybe a cluster? Depending on if they are in a group.
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby Jeriah » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:36 pm

I see the idea of "stagger" but it sounds weird to me to use a verb as a plural noun. Not that it's unique, but just seems weird. This also applies to using nouns with other meanings, like "clown" or whatever: nobody actually refers to a murder of crows unless they're trying to be poetic/Gothy/ironic/clever. Bird researchers and ornithologists call a group of crows a "flock," because "murder" sounds silly.

I would suggest that "horde" is a perfect word for a large group, and "pack" would fit for a small group. "Pack" implies cooperative strategy, like wolves, which is inaccurate re: most zombie fiction, but I can live with it.
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Re: Proper name for a group of zombies?

Postby enamoradodeti88 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:00 pm

Whatever happened to simplicity?? The things that come natural?? ex.
"Holy fu#k bro!! There's a shitload of zombies coming this way!!"

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Postby Katana Defense » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:24 am

kyle wrote:
Matias wrote:Let me paraphrase. If they formed a settlement. A main area where they actually reside, not unlike a beehive, or a tree filled with termites.


But bees and termites DO work together. There has been no proof that zombies do anything coordinated. They are just drawn to the same targets so they appear to work together.


In fact, it's almost like they're oblivious to one another's existence, for they make no attempt to take the kill for themselves and all commence in eating it with no 'alpha-male' coming to get to feast first.

And yea, a shitload does seem like a nice term for them. Or you could refer to them as 'Dem Bitches'
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