Zombie Squad Retreat - 2005

by **jamoni** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:23 am

Ponchos are for the weak. I intend to weave a rain cape out of my own skin. That should keep the rain off.
Also, I intend to eat bugs.

by **kyle** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:15 pm

jamoni wrote:Ponchos are for the weak. I intend to weave a rain cape out of my own skin. That should keep the rain off.
Also, I intend to eat bugs.

Well... Chuck will be there so you'll have a expert on Entomophagy. I'll take pictures.

If you eat bugs I'll consider joining you. I'm all about jumping off the cliff after the next guy if he survives. Besides, I've tried this before but not with wild bugs. I ate domestic grub worms that I cultivated.

by **DoubleTap** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:24 pm

kyle wrote: I ate domestic grub worms that I cultivated.

Reason #1238 to leave the comforts of hearth and home to follow this man into combat against the living dead.

by **Gundown** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:10 am

I'm going to take a minute to point out that Grither and I haven't even left yet and I think I broke my toe AND I fell down my stairs.

weee...

by **Dresden** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:51 pm

Last one back is a rotten egg!

by **jamoni** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:07 pm

Heat stroke and sleep dep, YAY!

by **michelle** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 5:58 pm

I miss manbath. :cry:

by **Gundown** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:21 pm

I got so drunk I nearly puked myself off a cliff.

by **Grither** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:26 pm

Apparently, the difference between black and tactical black is six degrees of ass kicking.

by **noncyr** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:38 pm

Dude...where's my car? Is Chuck in it?

by **Gundown** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:51 pm

Grither wrote:Apparently, the difference between black and tactical black is six degrees of ass kicking.

Grither:(sarcastic) "What's the difference between black, and tactical black?"

zXzGrifterzXz:(Serious) "About six degrees of ass kicking."

GunDown:(Laughing my ass off) "PONED!"

by **zXzGrifterzXz** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:47 pm

Grither:(sarcastic) "What's the difference between black, and tactical black?"

zXzGrifterzXz:(Serious) "About six degrees of ass kicking."

GunDown:(Laughing my ass off) "PONED!"

GunDown:*Rolls around on a cliff drunk*

Grither:Man your no longer Gundown, you should be called Facedown.

Viva la Man Bath!

by **Dresden** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:13 am

I've waited hours, and still no pictures online...dubya tee eff mates!

by **Gundown** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:28 am

They've gotta edit out all the BDC.

by **Dresden** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:32 am

I forgot to remember what that meant...sonova...

by **El_Dickman** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:31 pm

GunDown wrote:They've gotta edit out all the BDC.

:rofl:

And here I thought that manbath was the cure to BDC...

by **noncyr** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:33 pm

Manbath cures many things...

by **Dresden** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:43 pm

like pride!

by **michelle** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:25 pm

GunDown wrote:They've gotta edit out all the BDC.

Jeebus there was a lot of the BDC to get rid of, too.

by **jamoni** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:29 pm

I miss giant arthropods crawling all over me, biting and laughing. And I want me some chopper chicks.

by **noncyr** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:03 pm

Wanna know something wierd? I had a patch of really dry skin on the back of one of my calves before Zombicon. After spending hours in manbath, all of the dryness is gone.

Thank you Manbath!

by **kyle** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:59 pm

This thing kicked ass. I just spent my weekend with 21 really cool people. We had a small neighboorhood out in the middle of the woods. I'm sure you'll see all kinds of pictures and stories in the next several days if we all recover.

Here's a few to start without any captions. Feel free to make up your own:
http://www.kylenet.com/gallery/view_alb ... biecon2005

It was fun but also a fuck ton of hard work. Hauling 8 tons of equipment a half mile across a river and up a large rocky hill was all the PT we needed.

There are a few things I would like to have done differently and there were a few things on our agenda that we didn't get to but over all I think everyone had a blast. I hope the few of you that traveled half way across the country to visit us had a good time.

There's no doubt about there being a Zombie Con 2006.

I'm not going to get a chance to read all the 898 posts made since I was gone so if anyone was looking for me drop me a PM.

Time for some tick checking and sleep.

by **anten** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:45 am

That looks great :!:

How many of the attenders were from the forums?

Man, im looking forward to the stories.

*Rubs hands together*

by **kyle** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:50 am

anten wrote:How many of the attenders were from the forums?

These are the people from the forums who made it:

Ashnack
Dresden
El_Dickman
EveryHorrorEveryDay
Grither
GunDown
jamoni
Kadavergehorsamkeit
kyle
michelle
Nikki
noncyr
Ogami the Undead
paul
SlingsVaqueros
Vertebral Rend
will
zXzGrifterzXz

Who am I missing?

There were 22 of us in total. A few people brought folks who don't hang out on the forum with them. There were definately more males attending. We had 4 females and 18 males. Way too much testosterone.

I also got to meet Frosty this weekend. She showed up in St. louis and hung out with us yesterday but she didn't attend Zombie Con.

Ashnack, SlingsVaqueros and zXzGrifterzXz stuck around and hung out with us after camp to relax before their long trip east (Florida and New Jersey). Ashnack and Grifter even picked up a new tattoo at William's shop while they were in town but I'll let them talk about that.

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