barber knifes against zombies?

[Mikhaly]

wud brber nifes B gud agains zombies cuz ya now u could cut off ther heds cuz ther al shrp???

[Lordiego]

how many words could a barber knife misspell if a barber knife could mispell words?

[KayGee]

Let me guess. Just back from Sweeny Todd?

[Mikhaly]

for those who havent gotten it yet i was making fun of the fact that when something cool happens in the movies somebody thinks it would be good against zat my life savings says when the new Indiana Jones movie comes out we will see

bul wipz good aginst zombs?

[Tetra Grammaton Cleric]

Subtle.

You had me going.


And of course you're right. Three hundred phalanx vs zombies threads when 300 came out, anyone?
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[Mikhaly]

Subtle.

You had me going.


And of course you're right. Three hundred phalanx vs zombies threads when 300 came out, anyone?
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yea id stick to 300 man line of semi autos i wonder how you would go about fighting a zombie in a speedo though?

[andygates]

With style, dude. With style.

[crypto]

phalanx vs zombies
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This is a Phalanx, and I like the way you're thinking, TGC.

[Tetra Grammaton Cleric]

phalanx vs zombies
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This is a Phalanx, and I like the way you're thinking, TGC.

I'm glad to see we're on the same page Crypto.
The only problem I see is if the zombies fly in at sea level under a particular angle that the phalanx can't depress below to deal with them. Some of these new movie zombies fly pretty low and fast y'know...
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[kevintorvalds]

That's why we have a Milla Jovovich with hot kukris and hot hotness hanging from a painter's harness!

[LittleTeapot]

for those who havent gotten it yet i was making fun of the fact that when something cool happens in the movies somebody thinks it would be good against zat my life savings says when the new Indiana Jones movie comes out we will see

bul wipz good aginst zombs?

.....I guess I'm not cool.....I just don't get the spelling thing.....

[crypto]

The only problem I see is if the zombies fly in at sea level under a particular angle that the phalanx can't depress below to deal with them. Some of these new movie zombies fly pretty low and fast y'know...
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Just for the record, the new Phalanx blockpoint is designed to track small surface boats and engage them. This was a result of the USS Cole bombing.

CIWS cannon vs little rubber boat for the win.

[Mikhaly]

for those who havent gotten it yet i was making fun of the fact that when something cool happens in the movies somebody thinks it would be good against zat my life savings says when the new Indiana Jones movie comes out we will see

bul wipz good aginst zombs?

.....I guess I'm not cool.....I just don't get the spelling thing.....

/sigh

[gart43]

Ok im not gonna be mean and insult your spelling (WTF is the deal with it anyway?), i'm just gonna answer the question.

Yes a knife would work if you stabbed them in the head, but its not the best choice.

If your gonna use everyday normal objects go with a bat or something blunt and heavy.

Just my 2 cents.

Which is less than what it costs to buy a dictionay, which I do believe you should buy.

[GoldEagle]

Ok im not gonna be mean and insult your spelling (WTF is the deal with it anyway?), i'm just gonna answer the question.

Yes a knife would work if you stabbed them in the head, but its not the best choice.

If your gonna use everyday normal objects go with a bat or something blunt and heavy.

Just my 2 cents.

Which is less than what it costs to buy a dictionay, which I do believe you should buy.

The OP is being sarcastic.

[LittleTeapot]

for those who havent gotten it yet i was making fun of the fact that when something cool happens in the movies somebody thinks it would be good against zat my life savings says when the new Indiana Jones movie comes out we will see

bul wipz good aginst zombs?

.....I guess I'm not cool.....I just don't get the spelling thing.....

/sigh

Now, THAT I understood! I guess a little part of me is cool.

[Tetra Grammaton Cleric]

No, I think you're cool Little Teapot so that makes it all okay. What with me being cool and all.

The Original Post would have been much funnier if the majority of Mikhaly's posts were actually in something resembling written/typed english and not the badly spelt and badly typed travesties they tend to be.

Mikhaly, and anybody else who is english/spelling/typing/grammar challenged for that matter - if you are using Firefox please activate the live spellchecker, if you're using Internet Explorer type your posts in MS Word first and spellcheck it (or leave the annoying Paperclip on) before copying and pasting it here as a post.

Please.



Oh, and if you check out the rules section up at the top of the board you'll find it is actually a requirement to be presentable in your projections while here.

Take some pride in your appearance, even if it is just your virtual appearance on these forums and thereby have some respect for other users of this board.

Please.


[/rant]

No negative waves are meant towards anyone, all contributions and contributors are always welcome in my book (which counts for nothing, btw as I'm just a humble contributor myself) but this current trend of illegible posting is driving my inner Grammar Nazi towards a virtual Neu Kristalnicht.
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[LittleTeapot]

.....but this current trend of illegible posting is driving my inner Grammar Nazi towards a virtual Neu Kristalnicht.

.....whew, I thought it was just me.....

[Czechnology]

Ok im not gonna be mean and insult your spelling (WTF is the deal with it anyway?), i'm just gonna answer the question.

Yes a knife would work if you stabbed them in the head, but its not the best choice.

If your gonna use everyday normal objects go with a bat or something blunt and heavy.

Just my 2 cents.

Which is less than what it costs to buy a dictionay, which I do believe you should buy.

Irony alarm activated!

[crypto]

[Czechnology]

Wow, that guy has an MP-28.

Also his haircut is damn near out of reg.

[Mikhaly]

for those who havent gotten it yet i was making fun of the fact that when something cool happens in the movies somebody thinks it would be good against zat my life savings says when the new Indiana Jones movie comes out we will see

bul wipz good aginst zombs?

.....I guess I'm not cool.....I just don't get the spelling thing.....

/sigh

Now, THAT I understood! I guess a little part of me is cool.

[Mikhaly]

No, I think you're cool Little Teapot so that makes it all okay. What with me being cool and all.

The Original Post would have been much funnier if the majority of Mikhaly's posts were actually in something resembling written/typed english and not the badly spelt and badly typed travesties they tend to be.

Mikhaly, and anybody else who is english/spelling/typing/grammar challenged for that matter - if you are using Firefox please activate the live spellchecker, if you're using Internet Explorer type your posts in MS Word first and spellcheck it (or leave the annoying Paperclip on) before copying and pasting it here as a post.

Please.



Oh, and if you check out the rules section up at the top of the board you'll find it is actually a requirement to be presentable in your projections while here.

Take some pride in your appearance, even if it is just your virtual appearance on these forums and thereby have some respect for other users of this board.

Please.


[/rant]

No negative waves are meant towards anyone, all contributions and contributors are always welcome in my book (which counts for nothing, btw as I'm just a humble contributor myself) but this current trend of illegible posting is driving my inner Grammar Nazi towards a virtual Neu Kristalnicht.
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firefox has a spellcheck why wasn't i told!