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Postby Jamie » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:29 pm

Doc,

What ailments/injuries do you treat with "unknown" medicines 1, 2, & 3?

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Postby DocOutlands » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:47 pm

"Unknown" injuries and ailments, obviously!
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Postby Gunny » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:56 pm

Doc Simon FTW :(
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Postby kyle » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:04 pm

jamoni wrote:Hey Doc, I didn't see any douchebags in there.
Oh, wait, that probably goes under the straps at the front of the pack, huh?
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Postby milesdzyn » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:19 pm

jamoni wrote:Hey Doc, I didn't see any douchebags in there.
Oh, wait, that probably goes under the straps at the front of the pack, huh?
:twisted:


I vote Jamoni for the Trash Talk/Burn King FTW award :lol:

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Postby lefty » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:20 pm

Nice of uncle Sugar to get all that stuff for you :D

Seriously while I was in I never needed a medic but if I ever do i hope whoever shows up is a prepared and as big a smart ass as you. Glad to know your taking care of our folks Drive on
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Postby jamoni » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:15 pm

milesdzyn wrote:
jamoni wrote:Hey Doc, I didn't see any douchebags in there.
Oh, wait, that probably goes under the straps at the front of the pack, huh?
:twisted:


I vote Jamoni for the Trash Talk/Burn King FTW award :lol:

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Postby JIM » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:31 pm

Erik wrote:
JIM wrote:
Erik wrote:
DocOutlands wrote:Oh, btw, she LOVED the P-89 as "Zombie Preventative Medicine" - said it sounded like something *I* would do!


It's also useful for taking the other FAK throwdown people out of the competition. In fact, every one of my competitors, realizing how vastly inferior their FAKS were to mine, have already shamefully requested I use my kit to end their dishonor.

-Erik


Dude, your boo-boo kit doesn't even have a dedicated FAK-bag... So I suggest you go drown yourself in your water-storage drums :wink:


Oh yeah, what's a "dedicated FAK bag?" A bag with lots of pockets with a "medic" patch ironed on it? :wink: You're just upset because you still can't get the stains out of your bag where my bag had its way with it.

And one other thing: DOC SIMON FTW!!

-Erik


Won't you drown already...


And doc keep in mind that my bags and supplies are not from my work, but from myself.. When you're not in Iraq, you've just got your aid-bags, wich my kits can vapourise..

Furthermore, the helicopter was just a piece of information and had nothing to do with this thread... (medics who can't read are useless :wink: )

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so were's yours? :wink:

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Postby TheFreakinBear » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:38 pm

It's ok, I have yet to post my bag. I promise you it's about 10x the amount of win as Gunny's, Erik's, NFA's, DTOM's, and Midgetyaz's put together. Jim and Doc will have a run for their money though. Grifter...he ain't even in my league and the same for Jamoni. My only real competition is myself. I'm just waiting for my bag to come in the mail.
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Postby jamoni » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:23 pm

TheFreakinBear wrote:My only real competition is myself.

Competition, companionionship, whatev.
Way to start running after the results are in and everyone else has gone home, TFB. :P
JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...

squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.
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Postby TheFreakinBear » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:38 pm

jamoni wrote:
TheFreakinBear wrote:My only real competition is myself.

Competition, companionionship, whatev.
Way to start running after the results are in and everyone else has gone home, TFB. :P


It's ok Jamoni...you're just upset because you know that my bag will stomp yours. Check your PMs.
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Postby zXzGrifterzXz » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:20 pm

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Postby Lurch » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:03 pm

TheFreakinBear wrote:It's ok, I have yet to post my bag. I promise you it's about 10x the amount of win as Gunny's, Erik's, NFA's, DTOM's, and Midgetyaz's put together. Jim and Doc will have a run for their money though. Grifter...he ain't even in my league and the same for Jamoni. My only real competition is myself. I'm just waiting for my bag to come in the mail.


Leave it a supply guy to requisition an ambulance and mount a carry strap on it. :twisted:
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Postby Citizen Simon » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:03 pm

Wah wah wah, I wish I was as good as Doc. Oh, so my supplies are only mine cause the army loaned them to me. Well I think that 2 deployments earns the right for me to say that maybe they are mine cause I earned them. Whateve...

Haters, all of you. Can't you all just be happy for me for winning? Jim, you're a nurse, if Jamoni gets points for shit talk you are minus points for being a male nurse.

PS - Jamoni smells bad.
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Postby TheFreakinBear » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:06 pm

zXzGrifterzXz wrote:
TheFreakinBear wrote:BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
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I'm just waiting for my bag to come in the mail.


FAIL!



Grifter, check your PMs. You are in clear violation of the rules, chapter 1, paragraph 3 line number 3. No trolling/flamebaiting. You're on probation.
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Postby Citizen Simon » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:07 pm

TheFreakinBear wrote:
zXzGrifterzXz wrote:
TheFreakinBear wrote:BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
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I'm just waiting for my bag to come in the mail.


FAIL!



Grifter, check your PMs. You are in clear violation of the rules, chapter 1, paragraph 3 line number 3. No trolling/flamebaiting.


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Postby hailstoneMT » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:09 pm

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Only a nurse would carry a puke basin in their kit, let alone a steel one...

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Postby Citizen Simon » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:11 pm

hailstoneMT wrote:Image


Only a nurse would carry a puke basin in their kit, let alone a steel one...

Jim -1


Your first post on ZS is flaming someone... excellent!

Jim at that. HailstoneMT FTW!
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Postby The Highwayman » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:12 pm

TheFreakinBear wrote:
zXzGrifterzXz wrote:
TheFreakinBear wrote:BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
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I'm just waiting for my bag to come in the mail.


FAIL!



Grifter, check your PMs. You are in clear violation of the rules, chapter 1, paragraph 3 line number 3. No trolling/flamebaiting. You are now on probation.





BACK AT YA'! FTW!


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Postby zXzGrifterzXz » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:14 pm

TheFreakinBear wrote:
zXzGrifterzXz wrote:
TheFreakinBear wrote:BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
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I'm just waiting for my bag to come in the mail.


FAIL!



I just want everyone to know that I suck. And I am a girl and I like ribbons in my hair and I want to kiss all the boys.


Thats awesome dude but what does that have to do with the "FAK OFF"?
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Postby Citizen Simon » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:15 pm

TheFreakinBear wrote:I just want everyone to know that I suck. And I am a girl and I like ribbons in my hair and I want to kiss all the boys.


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Postby The Highwayman » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:23 pm

Doc Simon wrote:
Erik wrote: DOC SIMON FTW!!

-Erik


Catch that, DToM?? Suck it.




Well, at least I am honored that you singled me out, acknowledging me as your ONLY competition.

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Official FAK Throwdown Results


1ST Place- Doc Simon

(CLOSE)2ND Place- DTOM

(DISTANT)3RD Place-Gunny 8)

(DIS)Honorable Mentions-All You "Other Bitches"



(Doesn't even have a FAK yet award- TFB)



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Postby TheFreakinBear » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:25 pm

Whoa whoa whoa.....hold on there skippy. This isn't over yet. Not until I throw my bag into the mix. Then we will truly see that I am the victor!



















No seriously, can we wait til I get my pack on here? :(
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Postby Citizen Simon » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:25 pm

We have to set a date for the poll. I still have some pics coming in, and I am sure we will catch a few more unworthy lame ass aidbags. HAHAHA. 25th?

TFB, STFU, no body cares. Dont post an aidbag, you'll loose anyway. Fucking punk.
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