The Throwdown Thread

[Gunny]

That's right, this is the Throwdown Thread.

If you think you've got what it takes, post your IFAK here and compare it against other folks.

It'll be brutal, it'll be intense, but it'll be fun.

My first post comes tomorrow when I show Doc Simon and GanaEMT what an aid bag is supposed to look like.

After it's all said and done, a poll will be offered to decide the winner.

Bring the noise bitches.

[Citizen Simon]

Man, I hope all of you are ready to be pwnt. I mean seriously, it's going to hurt me to hurt you Gana, and well, Gunny- you need to be put in your place, Jim- you're just too new to the game for me to worry about: get a hundred posts under your belt and then I'll give you some respect, and Tac Medic, well you're too much of a tool box to buy a digital camera so you're not even in the running (not that it would matter if you were). Anyone else even think they have a chance here?

(Note, all comments made in this thread must be of extreme evil and rudeness, no one is allowed to take it personally)

[Citizen Simon]

My first post comes tomorrow when I show Doc Simon and GanaEMT what an aid bag is supposed to look like.

Awww how sweet, the little puppy thinks is all grown up and can play with the big dogs. Amusing that you think you can stand up next to professionals and try to be measured by the same tape. Sorry sonny, you must be at least this tall

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to ride the ride. However we do have a cigarette tin FAK section.

[Gunny]

My first post comes tomorrow when I show Doc Simon and GanaEMT what an aid bag is supposed to look like.

Awww how sweet, the little puppy thinks is all grown up and can play with the big dogs. Amusing that you think you can stand up next to professionals and try to be measured by the same tape. Sorry sonny, you must be at least this tall

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to ride the ride. However we do have a cigarette tin FAK section.

I know I was at your wedding and all, I've drank your beer and smoked your cigars but damnit Doc, I'm going to make you cry before this thing is over.

[Citizen Simon]

I've drank your beer and smoked your cigars

And will soon eat my dust. Which will be served in a handcrafted bowl of shame made by the hard working people of 'Ima own you, limpdick!'

[The Highwayman]

*Pops in, nervously glances around*


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*Decides life is not worth losing, so takes STOMP II and goes home*




Seriously, to the victor goes the spoils; I, for one, eagerly await the grandfather of all throwdown posts......




*goes and looks for FLAK jacket and brain bucket*

[Citizen Simon]

Sorry, you're in violation of the 8th rule. You have to join in.

The first rule of FAK throwdown, post pics of FAK

The second rule of FAK throwdown, post pics of FAK

Thrid rule If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out they will be ostracized ruthlessly.

Rule four- Multiple bags in the fight.

Five- One fight at a time. (this one)

Six- No advanced surgical kits, no sterile fields.

Seventh rule: The fight will go on as long as it has to.

And the eight rule of FAK throwdown is: If you own a STOMP II on first aid forum, you have to throwdown.

[Gunny]

The first rule of FAK throwdown, post pics of FAK

The second rule of FAK throwdown, post pics of FAK

Thrid rule If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out they will be ostracized ruthlessly.

Rule four- Multiple bags in the fight.

Five- One fight at a time. (this one)

Six- No advanced surgical kits, no sterile fields.

Seventh rule: The fight will go on as long as it has to.

And the eight rule of FAK throwdown is: If you own a STOMP II on first aid forum, you have to throwdown.

So it is written, so it shall be.

[Tac Medic]

Boys, if I was to steal a friggin' digital camera tommorow, the only knucklehead that would understand the contents of my bag is JIM!.... ......BTW, Simon, I DON'T OWN A CELL PHONE EITHER!!!!!

[DeltaUpsilon]

Space reserved!

oh man I'm gonna get owned...err . Pwned.... but I have a crate of Kerlix and I am up to the challenge!

[Citizen Simon]

Boys, if I was to steal a friggin' digital camera tommorow, the only knucklehead that would understand the contents of my bag is JIM!.... ......BTW, Simon, I DON'T OWN A CELL PHONE EITHER!!!!!

I already called you a tool box once... damn have to come up with something else. Dont own a camera or cell phone, but still your virginity, only a 40 year age difference for you compared to most people with the same possesions.

[The Highwayman]

Alright, alright....I'll throw my hat* in!






Even if my "hat" in this case, as compared to yours (Doc's) and Gunny's and a few others, makes my "hat" look like nothing more than a multi-colored beanie, with a propeller on top!



So, who's first???

[Citizen Simon]

Even if my "hat" in this case, as compared to yours (Doc's) and Gunny's and a few others, makes my "hat" look like nothing more than a multi-colored beanie, with a propeller on top!

Dont insult yourself like that, you cant be that much worse than Gunny's. You're also going to kick the shit out of Tac Medic, that guy's aid bag sucks.

[The Highwayman]

Even if my "hat" in this case, as compared to yours (Doc's) and Gunny's and a few others, makes my "hat" look like nothing more than a multi-colored beanie, with a propeller on top!

Dont insult yourself like that, you cant be that much worse than Gunny's. You're also going to kick the shit out of Tac Medic, that guy's aid bag sucks.

Haw Haw Haaaaaawwwww!



Now, back on topic.....

So, who's first?

[Citizen Simon]

Midgetyaz I think... I'll post mine tomorrow evening.

[midgetyaz]

Man, it might not be much, but I know how to use everything here.


Seriously, you are all a bunch of pussies for not posting anything!

You all suck, and if I am ever hurt, I'm taking some aspirin and using a band aid.

Fuck all y'all!

[Citizen Simon]

You all suck, and if I am ever hurt, I'm taking some aspirin and using a band aid.

You do realize if you are bleeding and need a bandaid then that is a contra indication of asprin. Asprin is a vasodiolater, (it diolates your veins) which will just make you bleed more than you would have. Go back to your cave silly midget, MEN are working here.

[Shiner86]

Man, it might not be much, but I know how to use everything here.


Seriously, you are all a bunch of pussies for not posting anything!

You all suck, and if I am ever hurt, I'm taking some aspirin and using a band aid.

Fuck all y'all!

Wow, the phrases "BC" and "fast pain relief" on the same box? I'd be afraid of waking up dead.

[midgetyaz]

Yeah, well at least I don't sit around with my thumb up my ass when action is needed. I may kill someone, but I'll have done something.

[Citizen Simon]

Yeah, well at least I don't sit around with my thumb up my ass when action is needed. I may kill someone, but I'll have done something.

So much for that "Do no Harm" slogan when crazy midgets are in town.

[Czechnology]

Dont insult yourself like that, you cant be that much worse than Gunny's. You're also going to kick the shit out of Tac Medic, that guy's aid bag sucks.

Friday I have the day off. So, since you guys want to play, I'll take some time from teaching Doc Simon how to be funny and post my first ever goal-oriented FAK. Prior to this I've assembled some pouch-sized deals for EDC, but nothing seriously ready to unfuck a bad situaiton. With some aid-by-mail from Lord Sheepskin McLambshanker, I will assemble a respectable dedicated aid bag for bugging out.

(Doc: more books en route this weekend.)

[midgetyaz]

Well, as far as pictures go, I'm weeening! I'm weeening!

[Czechnology]

I'm weeening! I'm weeening!

You're a bit old to still be drinking milk...

[Gunny]

I'm weeening! I'm weeening!

You're a bit old to still be drinking milk...

Do not confuse this thread with the chat thread. If there are insults to be made in this thread they will be bold and inventive.