no joke zombie apocalypse is coming

[teotwaki]

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For an "author" you sure contribute nothing of value to this forum.

[majorhavoc]

did you guys no that the song Go Time by Da'Mental'Instrumental (available on soundcloud) kills zombies instantly i would download it beofore the wifi goes out in the upcoming apocalypse

Did you guys know that confusing the words "know" and "no" kills an author's credibility instantly i would download Strunk and White http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/37134 before the wifi goes out in the upcoming apocalypse. No joke.

[Stercutus]

blah-blah-blah

For an "author" you sure contribute nothing of value to this forum.

Gosh if I didn't know better I'd say he is spamming us with random products.

Wait... I don't know better.

[teotwaki]

blah-blah-blah

For an "author" you sure contribute nothing of value to this forum.

Gosh if I didn't know better I'd say he is spamming us with random products.

Wait... I don't know better.

10 posts, one product

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[Asymetryczna]

Excuse me for not looking up your favorite song.

I will agree with Havoc. It's a must read for H.S. freshman so I encourage you to download a copy. Or, at least, save an electronic copy until you get free.
The Elements of Style

I had the privilege of sitting next to White's grand daughter in a class as an undergrad and I have always been a fan of the hog and spider he wrote about. My favorite piece he wrote is quoted below:

3 July 1943. The New Yorker
We received a letter from the Writers’ War Board the other day asking for a statement on “The Meaning of Democracy.” It presumably is our duty to comply with such a request, and it is certainly our pleasure.

Surely the Board knows what democracy is. It is the line that forms on the right. It is the don’t in don’t shove. It is the hole in the stuffed shirt through which the sawdust slowly trickles; it is the dent in the high hat. Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. It is the feeling of privacy in the voting booths, the feeling of communion in the libraries, the feeling of vitality everywhere. Democracy is a letter to the editor. Democracy is the score at the beginning of the ninth. It is an idea which hasn’t been disproved yet, a song the words of which have not gone bad. It’s the mustard on the hot dog and the cream in the rationed coffee. Democracy is a request from a War Board, in the middle of a morning in the middle of a war, wanting to know what democracy is.
~E.B. White

[Ellywick]

Excuse me for not looking up your favorite song.

I will agree with Havoc. It's a must read for H.S. freshman so I encourage you to download a copy. Or, at least, save an electronic copy until you get free.
The Elements of Style

I had the privilege of sitting next to White's grand daughter in a class as an undergrad and I have always been a fan of the hog and spider he wrote about. My favorite piece he wrote is quoted below:

3 July 1943. The New Yorker
We received a letter from the Writers’ War Board the other day asking for a statement on “The Meaning of Democracy.” It presumably is our duty to comply with such a request, and it is certainly our pleasure.

Surely the Board knows what democracy is. It is the line that forms on the right. It is the don’t in don’t shove. It is the hole in the stuffed shirt through which the sawdust slowly trickles; it is the dent in the high hat. Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. It is the feeling of privacy in the voting booths, the feeling of communion in the libraries, the feeling of vitality everywhere. Democracy is a letter to the editor. Democracy is the score at the beginning of the ninth. It is an idea which hasn’t been disproved yet, a song the words of which have not gone bad. It’s the mustard on the hot dog and the cream in the rationed coffee. Democracy is a request from a War Board, in the middle of a morning in the middle of a war, wanting to know what democracy is.
~E.B. White

Wow, life is funny sometimes (well, all the time really). Was just speaking about White the other day with a friend and how if I owned a pig, it would need to be accompanied with a friendly, philosophical spider. By the way, thanks for posting this. It is lovely and I had never read it before. Makes me want to read more of his works. I'm only familiar with his books for children.

[RickOShea]

And see the first half of season 4 of FTWD

Not sure if that's a good selling point. Kinda like offering free waterboarding with every electric chair ride.

I just hope the mid-season finale isn't a cliffhanger.

[RickOShea]

18th of june it will start

[Stercutus]

I was going to post note of relief and then the power went out. Went out yesterday too, I figured that was just a dry run. The power company said a tree was down but I know that was bogus because they were out cutting trees two months ago and took care of all that.

[flybynight]

Hey I'm seeing zombies at work. But it's the same zombies I always see at work.

[Stercutus]

I took off special this week. I figured if the Zombie thing did not work out than I would go catch Paul Simon's final farewell concert.

[RickOShea]

I was going to post note of relief and then the power went out. Went out yesterday too, I figured that was just a dry run. The power company said a tree was down but I know that was bogus because they were out cutting trees two months ago and took care of all that.

It could be N.K. zombies with chainsaws, trying to get people to go outside so they are more vulnerable.. One summer, several years back, I went on a no-power trouble call and found three spans of line down. Turns out sumdood got kicked out of his house by his Old Lady, so he went out to the main road and started cutting down pine trees onto the line....I guess if he couldn't enjoy his AC & TV, he didn't want his wife enjoying them either.

[flybynight]

I took off special this week. I figured if the Zombie thing did not work out than I would go catch Paul Simon's final farewell concert.

If the zombies don't come to stercutus, Stercutus will go to the zombie

[teotwaki]

Good morning to everyone who likes zombies and zombies stories!,

I want to present a Youtube movie about TOP 10 Myths - Zombies. This movie is in English and also have English subtitles.
URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7fhoKdqhx0 ( I don't know how to add Youtube frame on this forum! - if you know tell me and I fix it )

And I have a question! How do You think - Can zombies exist in the current society !?

Oh great. Another one-post wonder looking for clicks on his bait

[flybynight]

Good morning to everyone who likes zombies and zombies stories!,

I want to present a Youtube movie about TOP 10 Myths - Zombies. This movie is in English and also have English subtitles.
URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7fhoKdqhx0 ( I don't know how to add Youtube frame on this forum! - if you know tell me and I fix it )

And I have a question! How do You think - Can zombies exist in the current society !?

Oh great. Another one-post wonder looking for clicks on his bait

The OP deleted his posts. But if you sort the letters of free jamal it' doesn't really match up with TopTenFaktai . Which I find really suspicious
OK SPILL IT TopTenFaktai . WHAT DID YOU DO WITH Free Jamal? We have ways of making you talk

[teotwaki]

TopTenFaktai is a secret group of Zombie Clowns