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squinty wrote:What? Damn I thought this was match.com. No wonder my profile didn't get any hits....


shrapnel wrote:Dawgboy, please refrain from stirring shit for the sole purpose of stirring shit.

docdredd wrote:those pandas need to harden the fuck up



dizie wrote:wd-40. But I heard that it collects dust pretty easy. Might be wrong just what I heard.

Doc Torr wrote:dizie wrote:wd-40. But I heard that it collects dust pretty easy. Might be wrong just what I heard.
In my experience, WD-40 is a good degreaser, but a shitty lube.

squinty wrote:What? Damn I thought this was match.com. No wonder my profile didn't get any hits....


RickOShea wrote:Doc Torr wrote:dizie wrote:wd-40. But I heard that it collects dust pretty easy. Might be wrong just what I heard.
In my experience, WD-40 is a good degreaser, but a shitty lube.
Won't WD-40 evaporate eventually ?
docdredd wrote:those pandas need to harden the fuck up


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williaty wrote:You'd be surprised how many things the grease from the side of your nose will work for.
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squinty wrote:williaty wrote:You'd be surprised how many things the grease from the side of your nose will work for.
I still remember a party my freshman year - a lifetime ago - where a girl set a nice foamy draft down in front of me. She'd brought one for each of us. She apologized for it having "so much" foam, and she rubbed her fingertip against the side of her nose then dipped that same fingertip very briefly into the rim of my glass...whereupon the nice fluffy head on my beer just disintegrated, and I was left facing a glass of slightly flat headless beer with her damn nose wax in it. I didn't want to drink it but I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so I "accidentally" knocked it over, then apologized profusely and got up to get another beer. I didn't spill it on her or anything, but she was gone by the time I came back to our table. Later that night she described me to a friend of hers as a "fookin clutz" or something similar.
Too bad nothing else ever happened between us. If I'd settled down with her, who knows, I might never have had to buy a bottle of gun oil...

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