You Might Be A Survivalist If...

[Doctorr Fabulous]

...you made a forge and started practicing making tools and blades, incase you outlive all three of your Moras.

[Cybrludite]

Your recipe files include UNIMIX and homemade oral re-hydration solution. And you're looking for a recipe to make Plumpy'nut at home.

[duodecima]

Your recipe files include UNIMIX and homemade oral re-hydration solution. And you're looking for a recipe to make Plumpy'nut at home.

If you beg someone to share the recipe for Plumpy'nut when they find it!

[ForgeCorvus]

You have a FaceBook for the littlest of your kids......Its a book of pictures of the faces of people in your MAG

[PsycoBob]

If your emergency fuel storage outweighs your non-bov vehicle.
If you have enough spare parts, fluids & tooling to completely rebuild your BOV.

[Tetra Grammaton Cleric]

You have a FaceBook for the littlest of your kids......Its a book of pictures of the faces of people in your MAG

^Genius.

You live in one of those countries (like ForgeCorvus and I do) and upon seeing a sweet example of unusually extra awesome Preparedness GunPr0n you immediately start subconsciously calculating what sort of shooting competition clubs you will need to join and hunting pursuits you will need to take up in order to be allowed to buy one*.



*Stand off community defence EnhBR/DMR/TR/LRPR/CSR/ISTAR-STA-OSWS for the SHTF/WROL/W0LV3R1N35!!!!/ZPAW/TEOTWAWKI is not an acceptable reason.



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[azrael99]

-you have a bayonet for your shotgun (or either a mall ninja)
-you even have MRE for your pets
-you actually collect enough rainwater that you don't even need the running water.

[ForgeCorvus]

You have a FaceBook for the littlest of your kids......Its a book of pictures of the faces of people in your MAG

^Genius.

Why thank you.

You live in one of those countries (like ForgeCorvus and I do) and upon seeing a sweet example of unusually extra awesome Preparedness GunPr0n you immediately start subconsciously calculating what sort of shooting competition clubs you will need to join and hunting pursuits you will need to take up in order to be allowed to buy one*.



*Stand off community defence EnhBR/DMR/TR/LRPR/CSR/ISTAR-STA-OSWS for the SHTF/WROL/W0LV3R1N35!!!!/ZPAW/TEOTWAWKI is not an acceptable reason.



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Too true............I haven't yet worked out what activity I need to take up to own a live Browning .50 MG.........Or any of Joerg's creations yet


Back OT

.....You've replaced your electric razor with a cut-throat..........And are trying to get your partner to do the same

[Winston Smith]

You buy enough ammo to make a gun store clerk nervous

[KnightoftheRoc]

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You've stolen this image off the internet so you can print your own poster...

[Tater Raider]

Whenever you buy something to address a prep need, you try to figure out how it will fail, what you can do to jury rig it, and what other needs it creates.

[VLDragon]

-The thought "my disaster preperations are now complete" has never entered your mind and if it did you'd be more saddend from that thought than if the SHTF.

[duodecima]

...you clip coupons for cat litter and salt pellets. And you don't have a cat, or a water softener.

[Towanda]

...you buy denatured alcohol in five-gallon buckets.

[KnightoftheRoc]

...you buy denatured alcohol in five-gallon buckets.

or anything else! 5 gallons is considered a MINIMUM purchase!

[duodecima]

...you seriously debate the merits of round 5 gallon buckets (free at grocery store) vs square 6 gallon buckets (more efficient use of space, but not free...). And can't decide...

[Ravenwolfen]

you know you are a prepper when getting a glass of milk involves reading the directions to make it.

You might be a prepper if your thanksgiving dinner ingredients that you are eating now were bought last year (or OLDER) and you are just rotating them out.

You might be a prepper if you actually get disappointed when the electricity comes back on while you are trying to dig out your blackout preps.

[DJH]

...if people coming in your home assume you're catholic due to the large votive candle stash.

[azrael99]

you got vaccine for every disease on earth ...........but never left the country.

[zombieapocalypsegame]

...you have more gallons of Sta-Bil than your neighbors have of fuel.



ZAG

[Tater Raider]

When a date is going really well and they ask if you have protection you show them your CCW permit.

[Doctorr Fabulous]

When you debate the carbon content of different disposable razors "just in case."

[Cybrludite]

...you seriously debate the merits of round 5 gallon buckets (free at grocery store) vs square 6 gallon buckets (more efficient use of space, but not free...). And can't decide...

If one kind is free, get both.

[DJH]

...if you buy items solely based on thoughts about how to re-use the packaging in preps.