by SeerSavant » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:50 pm
Seriously, I SHIT YOU NOT...
This happened last night. Watching the last episode of Dexter season 3 (okay, okay, i've gotten far behind...) The power zaps out for a few seconds (honestly, the power in the neighborhood is a bit dodgy last few months) and hear a scream... won't go into details, but a neighbor was attacked, or chased and in front of my house I had an ambulance, and 3 police units that parked in front of the house for a little over an hour...
No one seemed to be injured, but I've always been the type hate's rubberneckers, and people (neighbors especially) who come out and watch a person have one of the most embarassing/frightening/horrifying moment of their life...
So we went back in the other room, and decided not to be among those people who always stare with the same sick morbid fascination as would a kid watching a faces of death movie..
So... I would.... Watch three more episodes of Dexter, go to bed too damn late, and debate the morality of a serial killer specializing in bad people before letting the wife know that the reason why Dexter's wife is so familiar looking is that she played Darla on Buffy the vampire slayer...
By the way, if the ambulance and police weren't so johnny on the spot, I would have gone out (armed) and investigated immediately, but it was barely seconds after the screaming that the police were in front of the house...
Aside from that, Contact those ZSrs that I know in the area, and hunker down until we can all agree on a rally point and a second step, or collecting at a defendable position, with all of our preps that we can carry...
Shamblers, head out, group and decide...
Fast runners, stay the hell indoors, shutter the windows...
start wishing I had bought more 7.62 instead of decking boards...
???
Profit.