Invasion Right Now! The first six hours, what would you do?

[Rev]

Never underestimate the power of milk and cookies. The enemy is more likely to surrender if he knows that he'll be treated well as a POW. The option to lay down arms in exchange for milk and cookies should always be available to your enemies.

Unless of course you have some religious or philosophical objection to them. Forcing milk and cookies on a vegan could probably be viewed as a war crime.

[Tater Raider]

I think it hinges on the phrase able-bodied, so as best I can understand it I am not reserve militia.

That's just plain weird though. I'll have to look into that.

Yay milk and cookies!


EtA: Soy milk and vegan cookies for Rev... got it.

[squinty]

Where I live-every man.Even those who havn't served.Starting from 17.

Where do you live Berkem?

[squinty]

Yay milk and cookies!


EtA: Soy milk and vegan cookies for Rev... got it.

Vegan cookies!? Curse the invaders! I will fight them to the death!

[Regular Guy]

Yeah, the issue I have with it is I've been found unfit to re-enlist, yet this statute has me as reserve militia. I wonder where that leaves someone such as I?

Legal limbo, I imagine, though I could be very, very wrong.

And thanks for teaching me something!

Hate to be the bearer of news but if the USA were invaded I can almost guarantee you'd be called to your militia, tater. Shit, I'd volunteer and I was medically discharged. Danged shoulder.

[Tater Raider]

Yeah, the issue I have with it is I've been found unfit to re-enlist, yet this statute has me as reserve militia. I wonder where that leaves someone such as I?

Legal limbo, I imagine, though I could be very, very wrong.

And thanks for teaching me something!

Hate to be the bearer of news but if the USA were invaded I can almost guarantee you'd be called to your militia, tater. Shit, I'd volunteer and I was medically discharged. Danged shoulder.

They want a guy that's half out of his gourd, more power to 'em.

Hell, maybe they can get me all hopped up on Pixie Stix and catapult me at their main collumn.

[Regular Guy]

Yeah, the issue I have with it is I've been found unfit to re-enlist, yet this statute has me as reserve militia. I wonder where that leaves someone such as I?

Legal limbo, I imagine, though I could be very, very wrong.

And thanks for teaching me something!

Hate to be the bearer of news but if the USA were invaded I can almost guarantee you'd be called to your militia, tater. Shit, I'd volunteer and I was medically discharged. Danged shoulder.

They want a guy that's half out of his gourd, more power to 'em.

Hell, maybe they can get me all hopped up on Pixie Stix and catapult me at their main collumn.

Whatever works Bouh, whatever works.

[Rugger]

Aside from being interested in what country he lives in, why are you guys still feeding the troll?

[Rev]

I thought it had become a discussion among ourselves regarding militia status and the possibility of milk and cookies being offered to POWs.

So, should all cookies being vegan, or should we offer varieties? Take into account common food allergies? What would be the logistics of the cookie acquisition program? Should we offer different types of milk?

[Berkem]

Where do you live Berkem?

Russia.

[Tater Raider]

Well we'd have to provide a bit of everything really. I'm sure that we could come up with cookies to satisfy any dietary requirements.

However, if you want to truely corrupt them, may I suggest snickerdoodles?


EtA: Dasvidaniya, Comrade!

[squinty]

I thought it had become a discussion among ourselves regarding militia status and the possibility of milk and cookies being offered to POWs.

So, should all cookies being vegan, or should we offer varieties? Take into account common food allergies? What would be the logistics of the cookie acquisition program? Should we offer different types of milk?

Well, obviously good intelligence would be vital to the success of "Operation Cookie Monster." What sort of cookie does the enemy prefer? Is he a dunker? Does he like'em crispy or chewy? If all we have is oatmeal raisin or thin mint, will he be less likely to surrender?
Does he come from a society where haggling is the norm for most transactions? If so we should lowball him with our first offer. Otherwise he may hold out for a doughnut.

[squinty]

Where do you live Berkem?

Russia.

What kind of cookies do you prefer?

[goofygurl]

Hopping in here just b/c I've been watching Tater Raider (on Skype) while he posted in here (while trying to have a conversation with him) for the last hour or so and finally asked for a link. What I have to say has no bearing on the actual thread or anything in the pages before EXCEPT to say...


I haz homemade snickerdoodles and twinkies.


That is all. Please return to your normal activities.

[Rev]

Hopping in here just b/c I've been watching Tater Raider (on Skype) while he posted in here (while trying to have a conversation with him) for the last hour or so and finally asked for a link. What I have to say has no bearing on the actual thread or anything in the pages before EXCEPT to say...


I haz homemade snickerdoodles and twinkies.


That is all. Please return to your normal activities.

I surrender.

[Berkem]

Well we'd have to provide a bit of everything really. I'm sure that we could come up with cookies to satisfy any dietary requirements.

However, if you want to truely corrupt them, may I suggest snickerdoodles?

I carefully write down all your preferences.If we ever invade your country I will report them to my command.Cookies of all kinds will be provided.

Dasvidaniya, Comrade

Досвиданья,Товарищ!

[Wolfmanjack]

Not every man has a military ID

not to nitpick with ya,. but, if you have a social security card you have a military ID. I seem to recall that I had to register with the selected service when i was young (18 thru 25). I believe its still the law. Not trying to be a dick though. And i bet you probably forgot all about that little piece of information right there. lol

Challange accepted.

No I did not. I went straight active military. I did my bit and got discharged. I'm now service connected disability. Ergo, I cannot serve. Also, that ID is not a military ID as it was issued by social security, not DoD. DoD is the issuing authority of military ID's. In addition, females do not have to register for selective service therefore a social security card cannot be used as a military ID.

Not to mention it's not a photo ID therefore is not valid to be used for identification purposes.

i was always under the impression that my number was supplied to the DoD so they would know to send me a nice letter of request. Meaning they now have me in a file as ID#000-00-0000 human combatant, 1 each. I know its not a picture ID but its a Identification number for them to use.

anyway... gotta run...

[Berkem]

What kind of cookies do you prefer?

Classified information.

[Tater Raider]

Not every man has a military ID

not to nitpick with ya,. but, if you have a social security card you have a military ID. I seem to recall that I had to register with the selected service when i was young (18 thru 25). I believe its still the law. Not trying to be a dick though. And i bet you probably forgot all about that little piece of information right there. lol

Challange accepted.

No I did not. I went straight active military. I did my bit and got discharged. I'm now service connected disability. Ergo, I cannot serve. Also, that ID is not a military ID as it was issued by social security, not DoD. DoD is the issuing authority of military ID's. In addition, females do not have to register for selective service therefore a social security card cannot be used as a military ID.

Not to mention it's not a photo ID therefore is not valid to be used for identification purposes.

i was always under the impression that my number was supplied to the DoD so they would know to send me a nice letter of request. Meaning they now have me in a file as ID#000-00-0000 human combatant, 1 each. I know its not a picture ID but its a Identification number for them to use.

anyway... gotta run...

Ohya, I think you're right on that one.

[goofygurl]

Just ignore this total lack of posting style that I edited and stills screwed up.

[goofygurl]

I surrender.

*Yes...my plans to dominate the world quietly are beginning to fall into place...all because of my tasty snickerdoodles and twinkies..

Mwahahahaha!

[squinty]

What kind of cookies do you prefer?

Classified information.

Oh, we have ways to find out...

[Berkem]

Oh, we have ways to find out...

You ll have to catch me alive first.And if you do i will make my way out with your favorite cookies.

[Tater Raider]