Twilight people making a zombie movie....

by **smokinbunta** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:37 pm

check this out...
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/01/ugh-a-teen-zombie-romance-from-the-twilight-studio

i haven't looked into the sources... but i am very very disappoint... i don't even wanna know if it's for real...

by **jnathan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:52 pm

At least the plot of their zombie movie doesn't read like another pedophile story.

-Jeff

by **wee drop o' bush** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:54 pm

Words fail me

Nicholas Hoult is usually very watchable, but no.

by **smokinbunta** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:55 pm

wee drop o' bush wrote:Words fail me

Nicholas Hoult is usually very watchable, but no.

i don't even know who the kid is...

by **wee drop o' bush** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:02 pm

smokinbunta wrote:
wee drop o' bush wrote:Words fail me

Nicholas Hoult is usually very watchable, but no.

i don't even know who the kid is...

he's an English actor...he was in 'About a Boy' with Hugh Grant & Toni Collette. Also 'Skins'

by **Towanda** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:25 pm

As long as the zombies don't sparkle or play baseball...

by **carolinafan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:31 pm

Towanda wrote:As long as the zombies don't sparkle or play baseball...

Or brood incessantly.......

by **wee drop o' bush** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:36 pm

I don't want to know about a Zombie's existential angst, all I want is for them to splat & be splattered :mrgreen:

by **smokinbunta** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:45 pm

wee drop o' bush wrote:I don't want to know about a Zombie's existential angst, all I want is for them to splat & be splattered

pretty much... but still... Hollywood always ruins things that i like.. first zombies go main stream and now u tell me all the teeny girls r gonna be drooling all over it?!!? FML! I'm running outta scary things to like...i think we should go do some peaceful protest on the movie set.. seeing how people protest everything these days.

by **carolinafan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:56 pm

OK, I just actually read the article, and all I have to say is...WTF? So now we're supposed to think that zombies absorb the memories of the people whose brains they eat? And that maybe they have feelings? I have a headache now...I need to go lay down or something.

by **Quigley** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:26 pm

smokinbunta wrote:
wee drop o' bush wrote:I don't want to know about a Zombie's existential angst, all I want is for them to splat & be splattered

pretty much... but still... Hollywood always ruins things that i like.. first zombies go main stream and now u tell me all the teeny girls r gonna be drooling all over it?!!? FML! I'm running outta scary things to like...i think we should go do some peaceful protest on the movie set.. seeing how people protest everything these days.

Hopefully they film some of it in a gun friendly state. That way we can all peacefully protest while OCing, just in case the zombie characters become real zombies. :lol:

by **smokinbunta** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:35 pm

Quigley wrote:
smokinbunta wrote:
wee drop o' bush wrote:I don't want to know about a Zombie's existential angst, all I want is for them to splat & be splattered

pretty much... but still... Hollywood always ruins things that i like.. first zombies go main stream and now u tell me all the teeny girls r gonna be drooling all over it?!!? FML! I'm running outta scary things to like...i think we should go do some peaceful protest on the movie set.. seeing how people protest everything these days.

Hopefully they film some of it in a gun friendly state. That way we can all peacefully protest while OCing, just in case the zombie characters become real zombies.

it's hollywood... it'll be in Commifornia...

and the really horrible thing is the chick in this was the six in "i am number 4" and between her leathers and the Ducati it was pretty perfect. Now tho... i have lost all respect for her.. shes just another hunny bun with an Australian accent... sigh.....

by **azrael99** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:46 pm

that post make me remember that video clip i saw i while ago (this band is awesome by the way)

by **Einher** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:55 pm

I thought they would have gone in a different direction...

Guess not.

by **Blackhawk_tactical** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:43 pm

I once saw a.pic of the girl and head dude of twilight with blade in with a caption of this is how twilight should of ended

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by **Rugger** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:53 pm

by **Gatshicenteri** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:27 pm

Oh god...This could get bad. :gonk:

by **smokinbunta** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:51 pm

azrael99 wrote:that post make me remember that video clip i saw i while ago (this band is awesome by the way)

yea this is a damn good song.

by **smokinbunta** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:56 pm

Einherjrar wrote:I thought they would have gone in a different direction...

Guess not.

im pretty sure Brandon Frasier fucked this up for them... lolz

by **Arkane** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:59 pm

The only way this movie would be cool in any way, shape, or form is for said Zed to come to a graphic and brutal end after finally eating his so called "object of affection" - at the hands of Chuck Norris - yeah. Or maybe Ted Nugent.... hell for that matter even Pewee freaking Herman. As long as they kill him off so there's no sequels.

by **jitterypillow** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:41 pm

smokinbunta wrote:
azrael99 wrote:that post make me remember that video clip i saw i while ago (this band is awesome by the way)

yea this is a damn good song.

The guy's name is Ray Steven Johnson, and he also does a funny ass blog called =3 (which, in the font he uses, looks amazingly like a hanging ball sack). Plenty of other good songs, too. Available on iTunes.

by **deadduck357** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:30 pm

I really hope this isn't for real. If so, epic FAIL. I hope they loose millions $.

by **Mission_Survivor** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:47 am

Well, clearly their target audience are those glittering vampire fans. Which of course are not REAL vampyre fans, just silly lil "gen-what-ever-sounds-cool-here" But sadly those lil fans will ask mommy for ticket money and make it a box office success. The video was funny, should be on the soundtrack to the film. :lol:

Twilight fans should be given a respectful head shot along with twilghtish zombies...

by **bonanacrom** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:23 am

I heard about the book a while ago, and with Hollywood having gone down hill for many years I believe the film is going to be.