the_alias wrote:Well I'm fit enough to get laid...
That's the motivation right there

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the_alias wrote:Well I'm fit enough to get laid...

TacticalZombieTeam wrote:I'm kind of in the middle. But if it's a survival situation, I will survive.


lailr wrote:Trying something intersting, when ever a commercial come on, I draw from a deck of cards and do either pushups or sit-ups to what number I draw...amazing how much it adds up......plus if the old lady gets confused and thinks we're playing strip poker, so much the better






Krustofski wrote:What the... listen man, you don't need a rifle, you can simply throw the bullets with 3,000 fps. Your arms should have been legs, I'm impressed.
Regular Guy wrote:Lizard looks like he can bend steel by looking at it.


lailr wrote:That's what I'm talking about....I myself am 6, 1 and weigh about 305, but am down from about 345....never gonna be the 200 pound the doctor says I'm supposed to be



Finch wrote:i'm like 400 lbs and once i was out hunting and shot at this huge buck.
anyway i got the buck but the bullet hit some kid that was trying to pet it or sometihng.
Me and this cop went to get a respirator from the fema camp. He couldn't keep up with my fat ass so i helped him but then he shot me in the leg like a pussy.
But dont worry I'll be back as a 400 lbs zombie soon

phil_in_cs wrote:Finch wrote:i'm like 400 lbs and once i was out hunting and shot at this huge buck.
anyway i got the buck but the bullet hit some kid that was trying to pet it or sometihng.
Me and this cop went to get a respirator from the fema camp. He couldn't keep up with my fat ass so i helped him but then he shot me in the leg like a pussy.
But dont worry I'll be back as a 400 lbs zombie soon
wtf?



Finch wrote:i'm like 400 lbs and once i was out hunting and shot at this huge buck.
anyway i got the buck but the bullet hit some kid that was trying to pet it or sometihng.
Me and this cop went to get a respirator from the fema camp. He couldn't keep up with my fat ass so i helped him but then he shot me in the leg like a pussy.
But dont worry I'll be back as a 400 lbs zombie soon
JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...
squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.

jamoni wrote:Finch wrote:i'm like 400 lbs and once i was out hunting and shot at this huge buck.
anyway i got the buck but the bullet hit some kid that was trying to pet it or sometihng.
Me and this cop went to get a respirator from the fema camp. He couldn't keep up with my fat ass so i helped him but then he shot me in the leg like a pussy.
But dont worry I'll be back as a 400 lbs zombie soon
I'm assuming this is from a movie? Redneck Zombies?
jamoni wrote:Finch wrote:i'm like 400 lbs and once i was out hunting and shot at this huge buck.
anyway i got the buck but the bullet hit some kid that was trying to pet it or sometihng.
Me and this cop went to get a respirator from the fema camp. He couldn't keep up with my fat ass so i helped him but then he shot me in the leg like a pussy.
But dont worry I'll be back as a 400 lbs zombie soon
I'm assuming this is from a movie? Redneck Zombies?


Krustofski wrote:What the... listen man, you don't need a rifle, you can simply throw the bullets with 3,000 fps. Your arms should have been legs, I'm impressed.
Regular Guy wrote:Lizard looks like he can bend steel by looking at it.
L1Z4RD wrote:jamoni wrote:Finch wrote:i'm like 400 lbs and once i was out hunting and shot at this huge buck.
anyway i got the buck but the bullet hit some kid that was trying to pet it or sometihng.
Me and this cop went to get a respirator from the fema camp. He couldn't keep up with my fat ass so i helped him but then he shot me in the leg like a pussy.
But dont worry I'll be back as a 400 lbs zombie soon
I'm assuming this is from a movie? Redneck Zombies?
JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...
squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.

Finch wrote:i'm like 400 lbs and once i was out hunting and shot at this huge buck.
anyway i got the buck but the bullet hit some kid that was trying to pet it or sometihng.
Me and this cop went to get a respirator from the fema camp. He couldn't keep up with my fat ass so i helped him but then he shot me in the leg like a pussy.
But dont worry I'll be back as a 400 lbs zombie soon
Bottomgottem wrote:Not fit enough. Nowhere close. Currently, I can only hope that my attackers bounce off when they catch me.
But I'm woking on it.
bluesquid wrote:Finch wrote:i'm like 400 lbs and once i was out hunting and shot at this huge buck.
anyway i got the buck but the bullet hit some kid that was trying to pet it or sometihng.
Me and this cop went to get a respirator from the fema camp. He couldn't keep up with my fat ass so i helped him but then he shot me in the leg like a pussy.
But dont worry I'll be back as a 400 lbs zombie soon
They buried otis,
the_alias wrote:lailr wrote:That's what I'm talking about....I myself am 6, 1 and weigh about 305, but am down from about 345....never gonna be the 200 pound the doctor says I'm supposed to be
Why not?
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