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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby 12_Gauge_Chimp » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:32 pm

This comes from a former friend of mine,

"Dude, you don't need to waste money on 7.62x54r ammo, just use .30-06 rounds in your Mosin. The 7.62x54r is just the Russian name for .30-06. They are the same round, it'll be fine."

This was followed by me smacking him upside the head.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Dogan » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:34 pm

12_Gauge_Chimp wrote:"Dude, you don't need to waste money on 7.62x54r ammo, just use .30-06 rounds in your Mosin. The 7.62x54r is just the Russian name for .30-06. They are the same round, it'll be fine."

What. The. Actual. FUCK?

7.62x63, your bolt would'nt even close.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby jamoni » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:36 pm

Dogan wrote:Next line? "There is no country that uses a semiauto as a sniper rifle."
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M21_Sniper_Weapon_System
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby 12_Gauge_Chimp » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:41 pm

Dogan wrote:
12_Gauge_Chimp wrote:"Dude, you don't need to waste money on 7.62x54r ammo, just use .30-06 rounds in your Mosin. The 7.62x54r is just the Russian name for .30-06. They are the same round, it'll be fine."

What. The. Actual. FUCK?

7.62x63, your bolt would'nt even close.


That's what I told him. I also told him the rounds are similar, but not interchangeable at all and that the 7.62x54r has more in common with .308 Winchester than .30-06. He still didn't believe me and kept telling me to just buy .30-06 rounds.

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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Dogan » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:41 pm

jamoni wrote:
Dogan wrote:Next line? "There is no country that uses a semiauto as a sniper rifle."
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M21_Sniper_Weapon_System
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Going back to the 40's, the SVT-38 and -40 were fielded in sniper roles in WW2.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Czechnology » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:42 pm

Dogan wrote:
jamoni wrote:
Dogan wrote:Next line? "There is no country that uses a semiauto as a sniper rifle."
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M21_Sniper_Weapon_System
:roll:

Going back to the 40's, the SVT-38 and -40 were fielded in sniper roles in WW2.


Hell everyone started scoping semiautos. The USMC used M1-D's through Korea.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby polliedes » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:44 pm

from my sister's in-laws .."If I need a gun to protect myself I will just call the police"...(and they live 20 minutes from anything in BFE)
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Dogan » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:46 pm

Czechnology wrote:
Dogan wrote:
jamoni wrote:
Dogan wrote:Next line? "There is no country that uses a semiauto as a sniper rifle."
.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M21_Sniper_Weapon_System
:roll:

Going back to the 40's, the SVT-38 and -40 were fielded in sniper roles in WW2.

Hell everyone started scoping semiautos. The USMC used M1-D's through Korea.

Sadly, he even calls himself a hsitory buff (of the era WW1-1960) and still insists... I didn't even know the US was using semi-auto snipers that early. May need to rub his face in that one.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby LBB » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:48 pm

Dogan wrote:Sadly, he even calls himself a hsitory buff (of the era WW1-1960) and still insists... I didn't even know the US was using semi-auto snipers that early. May need to rub his face in that one.


You cant believe how many WW historian I meet that don't even know where it all happened. "there was war in Europe?"
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Dogan » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:50 pm

LBB wrote:
Dogan wrote:Sadly, he even calls himself a hsitory buff (of the era WW1-1960) and still insists... I didn't even know the US was using semi-auto snipers that early. May need to rub his face in that one.


You cant believe how many WW historian I meet that don't even know where it all happened. "there was war in Europe?"

This guy tho... He has enough to start a museum, jeeps, generators, stacks of propaganda and uniforms... He's dumped just about 2/3 of every dollar he's made (still lives with his mom) into this.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby 12_Gauge_Chimp » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:58 pm

Dogan wrote:
LBB wrote:
Dogan wrote:Sadly, he even calls himself a hsitory buff (of the era WW1-1960) and still insists... I didn't even know the US was using semi-auto snipers that early. May need to rub his face in that one.


You cant believe how many WW historian I meet that don't even know where it all happened. "there was war in Europe?"

This guy tho... He has enough to start a museum, jeeps, generators, stacks of propaganda and uniforms... He's dumped just about 2/3 of every dollar he's made (still lives with his mom) into this.


I'm afraid that museum would be filled with a bunch of mis-information if this guy is as idiotic as you say he is, Dogan.

As for the historians not knowing there was war in Europe, did they not pay attention in history class in school ?
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby jamoni » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:12 pm

Apparently Europe isn't in the World?

Let's see...
On a public range, I was shooting from prone. Some yahoo comes up next to me, shooting a .357 revolver. Every time he shoots, he lets it "recoil" way over his head, then lets it swing all the way down, one handed, past his leg. You know, pointed at the ground, and behind him? You know, right where I'm laying?
So I stand up and say "Hey, man, everytime you shoot, you're sweeping me with your gun."
him:"No, I'm not."
Durp?
"YES, YOU ARE."
And here's the part, the part where I realized I was talking to a complete idiot:"Well, it's okay, BECAUSE I HAVE MY FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER."
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Doctorr Fabulous » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:13 pm

12_Gauge_Chimp wrote:
Dogan wrote:
LBB wrote:
Dogan wrote:Sadly, he even calls himself a hsitory buff (of the era WW1-1960) and still insists... I didn't even know the US was using semi-auto snipers that early. May need to rub his face in that one.


You cant believe how many WW historian I meet that don't even know where it all happened. "there was war in Europe?"

This guy tho... He has enough to start a museum, jeeps, generators, stacks of propaganda and uniforms... He's dumped just about 2/3 of every dollar he's made (still lives with his mom) into this.


I'm afraid that museum would be filled with a bunch of mis-information if this guy is as idiotic as you say he is, Dogan.

As for the historians not knowing there was war in Europe, did they not pay attention in history class in school ?


Ahem. Look around bud, how many people do you you think paid attention in school?

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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Dogan » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:16 pm

Doc Torr wrote:The M9 replaced the less powerful 1911.
The M16 replaced the M14 because the m14 didn't have enough power.

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Stupeds gonna stuped, I guess.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Mr. E. Monkey » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:18 pm

AR-15: Drop it from ten feet and it shatters.


(You understand, Dogan, I really had no choice. :lol: )
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby 12_Gauge_Chimp » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:20 pm

Doc Torr wrote:
12_Gauge_Chimp wrote:
Dogan wrote:This guy tho... He has enough to start a museum, jeeps, generators, stacks of propaganda and uniforms... He's dumped just about 2/3 of every dollar he's made (still lives with his mom) into this.


I'm afraid that museum would be filled with a bunch of mis-information if this guy is as idiotic as you say he is, Dogan.

As for the historians not knowing there was war in Europe, did they not pay attention in history class in school ?


Ahem. Look around bud, how many people do you you think paid attention in school?

OT: The 416 was based on the G36.
The M9 replaced the less powerful 1911.
The M16 replaced the M14 because the m14 didn't have enough power.

A .223 is deadly because you don't shoot COM, you shoot for a limb. You hit a guy in the hand, and it';s gonna take his arm off at the elbow.
Beta-C mags are awesome.


Wait, what ?

Have you been talking to my cousin again ? That sounds like something he'd say.

As for the not paying attention in school thing, I know I barely paid attention in school, but I don't try to pass myself off as an expert when it comes to WW2 or anything of that nature.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Dogan » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:21 pm

Mr. E. Monkey wrote:AR-15: Drop it from ten feet and it shatters.


(You understand, Dogan, I really had no choice. :lol: )

Yes, I understand. And actually, i've just posted that whole list, just for all of us to lol at.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby drewder » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:26 pm

Just yesterday:

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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Devisis » Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:23 pm

I had a guy tell me that the AK is so favored because it can shoot any NATO round. Not that that make AKs in those rounds, but that an AK-47 can shoot 7.62x51 round. I walked away because the guy burnt off a tattoo with a butter knife and a blow torch and I wasn't going to correct him.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Wasteland.Soldier » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:15 pm

Braxton wrote:Bird shot is the best for home defence. ( Police officer )


It's not a bad option if you live in an apartment. LL rubber slugs are a good idea from an overpenetration standpoint too. You could always load for HD so you've got two birdshot shells first, followed by two 00 buck shells, and then a slug just in case.

As far as stupid things I've heard, there was a shooting spree in Canada a few years ago at a college. The shooter used a CX4 Storm, I think in 9mm. He shot 20 people and 1 died. One of the survivors got on a soapbox calling the Storm a "military battle rifle" which has no place being legal in Canada. This from a guy who'd been shot in the head and neck and survived. Perhaps he'd rather the guy had shot him with a hunting rifle?
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Regular Guy » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:37 pm

From a former friend: when the shtf I'm just going to steal food from people. This was in response to me asking how his food storage was going.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby rjm » Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:05 pm

"Aim low 'cause bullets tend to rise after they leave the barrel"

Also, ".22 can't kill anything"
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Redeyes » Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:43 pm

Wasteland.Soldier wrote:
Braxton wrote:Bird shot is the best for home defence. ( Police officer )


It's not a bad option if you live in an apartment. LL rubber slugs are a good idea from an overpenetration standpoint too. You could always load for HD so you've got two birdshot shells first, followed by two 00 buck shells, and then a slug just in case.

As far as stupid things I've heard, there was a shooting spree in Canada a few years ago at a college. The shooter used a CX4 Storm, I think in 9mm. He shot 20 people and 1 died. One of the survivors got on a soapbox calling the Storm a "military battle rifle" which has no place being legal in Canada. This from a guy who'd been shot in the head and neck and survived. Perhaps he'd rather the guy had shot him with a hunting rifle?


The red part is completely incorrect and it is ironic that you posted it in this thread. Do a search on this subject, using google or the search function for multiple threads on why your statement is false. If you still have questions I will check back in this thread periodically.
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Re: DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard...

Postby Cpt. MelonBuster » Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:50 pm

"Ruger SR556 is the best option for an AR platform currently on the market"

What's worse, was I heard this from a former Airforce guy who works at Cabela's, who had managed to convince everyone else at Cabela's of the same thing.
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