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JamesCannon wrote:I think he's also forgotten more about spelling and grammar than ... well it just seems he's forgotten a lot about it.
DannusMaximus wrote:Few things are more win than saving the day with something that other people think you're weird for hauling around.![]()
Raptor wrote:Carrying weapons openly and dressing in cammies (even if legal in the area) will get you killed.
Kommander wrote:So now ... we [are] worried that we may be faced with multiple heavily armed and armoured assailants in our day to day life ... I must have accidentally stumbled into the Somalia chapter subform or something.


bonanacrom wrote:Simple fact about bears, if it wants to eat you, you'll be eaten. Don't smell good or interesting to the bear. No cologne or scented soaps and watch those fruity smelling shampoos.


JamesCannon wrote:I think he's also forgotten more about spelling and grammar than ... well it just seems he's forgotten a lot about it.
DannusMaximus wrote:Few things are more win than saving the day with something that other people think you're weird for hauling around.![]()

Marky Mark wrote: Making you feel the rhythm is my occupation
So feel the vibration

Fletch wrote:Carpathian mountains? Don't worry about the bears, it's the VAMPIRES you need to worry about my boy....
docdredd wrote:those pandas need to harden the fuck up



Tireur wrote:If you are worried about seeing a bear, stay home.
Bears have a lot more crap to worry about than some dipshit wondering if the leather on their Nike's will smell like food. This entire th'd is proof that ZS as a whole isn't mature enough to handle a single bear sighting.
What to do if you see a bear? Wave. If it doesn't run away pour it a drink and keep talking in monotones about the various bear preservation programs going on in your area.
Give it a final salut,slap it on the ass and watch it run into the woods while pouring another drink.
Meat N' Taters wrote:Just personally speaking, ANYONE who regularly hikes/camps in areas where bears live is a total badass in my book. Perhaps this is because there are no bears anywhere near where I live, and the worst I have to worry about around here is a bobcat or an ornery boarhog, but I've somehow come to equate bears to Deathclaws from Fallout - huge, unstoppable killing machines.
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