"Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

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Postby ogreboy » Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:59 pm

The yeast is exactly the same in the brick or in the jar or packet. It just feels like a rock because it was vacuum sealed, once you open it, it is loose. The brick that I bought was the same price as the jar I got before it, and the brick had 8 times as much. I gave some to my friends and family with the recipe, because it would take me forever to make it through that brick.
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Postby koolaidND » Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:34 pm

I wish I would have never seen this thread. I made three batches of this bread yesterday. I just can't stop making this stuff.

Tomorrow I want to make a batch with honey.
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby Necronos » Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:19 am

I've been making this bread everyday for the last week... sometimes twice a day. My family loves it when I add some mixed herbs - this just blows my mind. It has really changed the way that I view my whole food storage.

Next shopping trip I'm buying some wheat and a grinder, when I get a chance I'm going to experiment with a solar oven
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby DynamicRabbit » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:50 pm

Hey. HEY!
Who said the dough was gonna be sticky?
SEVERE understatement. I spent 5 minutes scrubbing the dough off my hands after mixing all the ingredients, lol.

Just put it in the oven to rise (our kitchen is balls cold, turned on the oven for 30 seconds then turned it off and put the bowl inside it). In a couple hours I'll bake that shit and update.
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby ogreboy » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:30 pm

DynamicRabbit wrote:Hey. HEY!
Who said the dough was gonna be sticky?
SEVERE understatement. I spent 5 minutes scrubbing the dough off my hands after mixing all the ingredients, lol.


It doesn't have to be sticky you can just add more flower until its not sticky. It will change the bread a little so you may like it better one way or the other.
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Postby clarketb » Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:29 pm

I think this whole thing is a plan by the OP to get us addicted to homemade bread,so he won't have to outrun the Zeds. Just us fat bastards
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Postby ArtfulDodger » Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:43 pm

We go through bread like crazy, so I am definitely going to try this.

I don't own a pizza stone, but, it looks like people are having satisfactory enough results without it. I need to got the hardware store sometime soon anyway, so, maybe I'll just pick one up then.
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby DynamicRabbit » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:33 pm

First batch, used provided recipe.
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Made some garlic butter and nommed up the whole loaf, it was fantastic.
Fan-Tastic.

Second batch made with a different recipe, the "Artisan Bread for Zombie Killers." Didn't rise properly, so it came out sort of dense. I used half the dough to make cinnamon pull-aparts (small dough balls, roll in melted butter then cinnamon/sugar mix, bake)
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Second half I kneaded flat, then sprinkled Parmesan cheese and thyme on it, rolled it up, sprayed the top with a wee bit of pam and sprinkled kosher salt on it.
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Not as good, but still good.

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Postby Veritas » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:25 am

I really can't believe this works out so well. I made my first batch today, and it is perfect. I might try and take some pictures tomorrow when I bake the rest.

This is awesome, delicious and cheap! Not to mention easy...it literally only took five minutes to mix. That is awesome.
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby ZMace » Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:18 pm

The last couple of batches of this I have made using some sourdough starter, I didn't think it could get better, but it may have.

I have enough dry commercial yeast to make about a thousand loves of this bread, but with my sourdough I have enough yeast for an infinite amount of loaves, yay!
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby JohnE » Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:54 pm

This recipe also works using whole wheat flour. I've mixed up 2 batches so far using a combo of whole wheat and regular flour and it comes out a bit denser but very tasty. I used 4 cups of whole wheat and 2.5 cups of regular. Might try a little more regular flour on the next batch.

Last batch I added a little extra yeast and 2 tablespoons of honey, the yeast helped with the density and the honey gave it just a hint of sweetness.

Thanks to whoever put this recipe out there. Good stuff.
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby Chantrea » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:43 pm

This thread makes me smile every time I see it, glad to know people are still enjoying it! :)
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Postby DynamicRabbit » Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:52 pm

Chantrea wrote:This thread makes me smile every time I see it, glad to know people are still enjoying it! :)


It's like pow in my mouth.
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby Chiral » Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:13 am

I've been making a batch every week due to no meat fridays. I usually make some pizza (fresh basil and mozzarella) and the family loves it. Thanks for this recipe!
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby bluesquid » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:00 am

made the dough again last night. But it in the fridge.

Pulled it out tonight, floured the crap out of it and let it rise for a hour. Backed without water pan, in top of oven. Was like a crusty biscut. so good.

Thanks for the recipe. enjoyed the whole loaf. :)
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby silentpoet » Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:14 pm

this thread deserves a sticky or at least to be on the first page. Making another batch right now, just put the loaves in the oven.
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby Jermedic » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:05 am

silentpoet wrote:this thread deserves a sticky or at least to be on the first page. Making another batch right now, just put the loaves in the oven.

Thank you for bumping this thread!!!! I am going to try this out on monday when I get home from work. I am a sucker for fresh bread but often overpay for it at a local bakery. No more of that starting next week! Can't wait to give it a go and try different variations. :mrgreen:
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby Fletch » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:55 am

Awesome recipe tagged for future use, thanks for bumping it - regarding the salt/yeast thing the recipe calls for kosher salt which is half as dense as regular salt, so if you substitute table salt make sure you use less

Now I just have to work out if I can bake in a wok :evil:
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby Jermedic » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:10 am

I am eating my first loaf as we speak (literally almost done with the whole loaf). You guys got me hooked on this and no way I'm buying bread from the store again. This tastes so much better and is a lot cheaper. I will be trying out some of the variations posted on here this week.
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby johndoe » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:12 pm

Excellent recipe, thanks for posting. I cooked mine a small cast iron dutch oven, about a perfect size for a loaf. I preheated the cast iron for 45 minutes or so and before putting the dough in I sprinkled corn meal in the bottom to keep the crust from burning. I also mixed in rosemary and some sea salt, then about 20 minutes into the cook removed the lid, brushed with butter, and sprinkled more rosemary and sea salt on top. Then I cooked about 10-15 minutes more, until fully brown. Amazing.
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby silentpoet » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:05 pm

Need tips on making it last, it seems to disappear awful quick from the kitchen.
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby Krustofski » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:11 pm

I have achieved breadvana with garlic bread based on this thread.

Take the OPs recipe, all 1 clove of fresh garlic per loaf before backing, top warm slice of bread with a bit of homemade garlic butter... oh my god. :shock:
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby NX02GT » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:52 pm

*"waiting two hours." Can't wait. Tried it "to the T" for the first go, resisted the urge to add beer.
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Re: "Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day" -- AWESOME!!!!!!

Postby Brewguy » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:47 pm

Since this thread is still going. I just mixed up my first batch, I'll cook it up tonight and see how it is.
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