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NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by K9medic » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:55 pm

As I sit here in a Travelodge I notice we don’t have a bar and since this is an internet forum I have decided to open a virtual bar (yes I have the relevant license to serve virtual alcohol).

For any of our colonial friends who drop by all measures of alcohol will be served in standard English measures, we are a free house and not tied to any brewery, so all brands of drink will be served if there is sufficient demand.

If none of the bar staff are present please leave the correct money (all major denominations accepted) behind the bar.

As with any local pub you will find this one is a good place to unwind, have a chin wag and tell a “war story” or two. Though if you step out of line the “management” reserve the right to bar you.
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by K9medic » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:56 pm

Ok I need a drink, no to be honest I need a lot of drink. I have just walked for 2 hours rather than pound on a student. Sometimes I do question the ability of some people to string three brains cells together on their own. If I didn’t need the dosh I would just walk away from this gig.
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by Aeon » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:31 pm

K9, are you on drugs?

And if not, why not?

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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by K9medic » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:44 pm

because drugs are tooooo expencive. being crazy is free
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by Aeon » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:57 pm

...yeees

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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by K9medic » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:01 pm

Basically I have noticed we sometimes tend to get off track on some subjects, so thought we needed a “bar” were we could come to rant etc. And as I’m having a bad day .......
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by Aeon » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:12 pm

Such is the nature of an internet forum, you're always bound to get some irrelevant social commentary in even the most focused thread. However in the spirit of the pub:

I got fookin piss wet through today.

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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by sheddi » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:35 pm

Aeon wrote:I got fookin piss wet through today.
I read that as "Aeon swamped himself" but you probably didn't mean that :lol:
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by K9medic » Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:52 pm

Dam does that mean he's had to much to drink already ?
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by Aeon » Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:55 pm

NEVAR!

No it rained....a lot, probably a few inches within the space of half an hour. Was walking by the river a few miles from home at the time in a t-shirt and kahki pants.

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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by K9medic » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:42 pm

Bet you didnt have your get home bag with you containing emergency ponch then ?
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Post by krootox1986 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:40 am

i need a glass of mead i've been walking around the museum of welsh life today its bloody roasting and its an open air museum. i tell you now, making museums free was the best thing the welsh assembly ever did. i saw a few houses from as early as the 1500's and even bought a bottle of mead. I even discovered that an oxo tin i keep my grampys baseball medals in is an exhibit in itself from the 1930's lol. I may make this place my local :lol:
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Post by Brit-ZedHunter » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:34 pm

Mines a quadruple jagermeister and coke :D Had a really busy few days at work.

I was on call last week and got hammered nearly every day. This week im not, but last night one of our casinos got DDOS'd and my boss calls me up, i know you arent on call but steve doesnt know what hes doing you need to take over :(

Couple that with saturday where my boss called me at 9am and told me i wasnt allowed to leave my computer all day incase we get attacked again !

And tonight.... im sat here working, but on my side project rather than my day job. I WANT to get pissed, but im going to go for a run instead then get e-pissed with you guys.

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Post by Lenny » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:28 pm

I have been out of work for 9 months now, trying to support a family of six. I am trying to get my Merchant Mariner (AB) card which is a royal pain the A$$, since the Gov't is envolved in all aspects of the process. I just want to get back out on the water again.

I really like a good Scotch, make it a double. Here $20, keep the change....;)


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Post by krootox1986 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:59 pm

we prefer its a parlimentary pain in the ass lol :lol:
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by K9medic » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:44 pm

Hot and sticky here so I think I will stick with the dry cider tonight.

The student I had yesterday had a serious attitude problem; he had been sent on the course by his HR team and didn’t want to be there.

Refused to do any practical, caused distractions all day and tried to cause an argument over his company’s procedures, even after we explained that as we were an outside training company we had no control over that.

After all the students had left I told him he had basically failed the course because I didn’t think he was “a suitable person” to be a first aider. Then he started shouting off about as a department manager he shouldn’t be on a course with staff below his pay grade and if I got the gear out he would demonstrate the practical. Told him it was too late as I consider an 8 hour day of teaching long enough for me to make my mind up.

He hasn’t worked long for this client and rumour has it he won’t be much longer.
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by K9medic » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:58 pm

Hi Lenny welcome, you can say “Royal pain in the ass” but if you consider the history of “Royals” in the UK I have always thought it should be a “Royal pain in the neck” figure the way they kept the Axe man employed the ass was never in pain.

But I do know what you mean about Government bodies and paperwork, I was a civil servent for 16 years :lol: . Sorry to hear about the work situation, I only had to last a month before I got some work. Keep us inform on how it’s going with your AB card.
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Post by krootox1986 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:16 pm

everyone has interesting job backgrounds except me lol.most interesting i got is paintball marshall :lol:
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by hague720 » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:48 am

Hi All ,

I know its morn now but firstly congrats to K9 to his Virtual Venture and long may it continue !!

Secondly Ill have a large Mojito in crushed ice ALA slush puupy to go with my eggs n bacon please.......

Thirdly ,K9 , sorry for your pissy day yesterday , that student was once me , but some people are too bullheaded to change , accept it and feck em ,their loss not yours. :twisted:


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Post by krootox1986 » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:39 am

man i could go for bacon and egg right now
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by sheddi » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:33 am

krootox1986 wrote:man i could go for bacon and egg right now
I'm sure this bar serves fried-egg-and-bacon sandwiches as well as booze.

Dammit, now you've got me feeling hungry too!
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by Brit-ZedHunter » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:19 am

Wow that guy sounds like a right cockfag ! Anyone who wont do something because its 'below his paygrade' is never going to succeed in my opinion.

On the bright side, the weather is great, my boss is out, and we all went to the pub for lunch so I don't even need a virtual beer :D
K9medic wrote:Hot and sticky here so I think I will stick with the dry cider tonight.

The student I had yesterday had a serious attitude problem; he had been sent on the course by his HR team and didn’t want to be there.

Refused to do any practical, caused distractions all day and tried to cause an argument over his company’s procedures, even after we explained that as we were an outside training company we had no control over that.

After all the students had left I told him he had basically failed the course because I didn’t think he was “a suitable person” to be a first aider. Then he started shouting off about as a department manager he shouldn’t be on a course with staff below his pay grade and if I got the gear out he would demonstrate the practical. Told him it was too late as I consider an 8 hour day of teaching long enough for me to make my mind up.

He hasn’t worked long for this client and rumour has it he won’t be much longer.
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Re: NAFFI Bar -Open

Post by K9medic » Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:45 pm

Sorry for the delay, but I had to wait on council issuing the kitchen a license to serve food. We of course supply bar meals and a selection of sandwiches including our speciality, the all day breakfast bun.

Can I take the opportunity to recommend one of our famous cheesecakes; we have a wide selection of “belt busting” “artery clogging” sweets for the cognisor.
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Post by hague720 » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:15 am

I raise a glass to The Krootman...... :shock:

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