Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

by **Doctorr Fabulous** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:38 pm

Berkem wrote:You can put UV lamps everywhere inside the sub and everyone willbe naked and wear cool sunglasses at all time.Quite nice assuming confined space.

Skin cancer sucks.

by **KJ4VOV** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:39 pm

Doc Torr wrote:
Berkem wrote:You can put UV lamps everywhere inside the sub and everyone willbe naked and wear cool sunglasses at all time.Quite nice assuming confined space.

Skin cancer sucks.

Very true!

by **smokinbunta** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:48 pm

Okay, let me put it like this...

Which would you rather:

Watching well-oiled, bikini clad, buxom wenches relaxing up on deck and getting some rays?

or

Watching fully clothed buxom wenches walking into the tanning bed compartment on a sub and slamming the hatch shut?

Be careful how you answer. The future of your Man Card is at stake here...

I op for "getting into the tanning bed compartment with the bikini clad buxom wench and slamming the hatch shut" :twisted:

either way tho... Subs probably a bad idea.. i doubt we could convince a member of the female species into getting into a sub with any amount of us... So... i guess a sail boat wins anyways cause what super model could say no to "HEY BEAUTIFUL! u wanna come check out my sail boat/yacht?" IT WILL BE A CHICK MAGNET!! or i want my money back...

by **Berkem** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:54 pm

Trust me, it's not a pretty sight.

Well have a face controle then.No ugly folk on board.Pirates must have perfect body.Exeption for very valuable crew members like doctors.If they are not perfect theyl just be dresssed at al time.

Skin cancer sucks.

Very true!

We dont have to do it 24\7.Plus we dont have to use powerful UV.Just enough to get the gurls undressed. Imagine them polishing the torpedoes! :oops:

by **ZombieGranny** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:14 pm

by **Ad'lan** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:57 pm

Come On guys. Cut with the Oafing, or I'll have to start providing Oaf Material for DocTorr. ZG, stop using your wiles :wink:

by **ZombieGranny** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:26 pm

Sorry man, I'll quit...
but...
What better way to show why the wood ship is better than a submarine?

Not to mention - a wooden pirate ship is FAR more likely to be welcomed (and a submarine far more likely to have the crew 'spoken to' by local police) just for showing up at a dock REGARDLESS of the motives of the crew.

by **KentsOkay** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:45 pm

The one on the right is mine. Or Im her's, however she likes it.

STAY AWAY!!

by **Oneswunk** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:48 pm

Ad'lan wrote:

Come On guys. Cut with the Oafing, or I'll have to start providing Oaf Material for DocTorr. ZG, stop using your wiles

by **wee drop o' bush** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:19 pm

Ad'lan wrote:

Come On guys. Cut with the Oafing, or I'll have to start providing Oaf Material for DocTorr

Happy to help :twisted:

by **colinz** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:44 pm

I love ZS. Equal opportunity Oafing. :lol:

by **KnightoftheRoc** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:59 pm

ZombieGranny wrote:

This is why even the ship has wood.
re: submarines >< wooden ships- there's plenty of room for sunbathing on a surfaced sub, and you don't spend ALL your time submerged. So, all we'd need is sun, sunbathers, and an open spot of water. Bikinis optional.

by **airmandan** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:23 am

Hell I'll drop my tax check if I can be in charge of boarding parties. And I'll happily wear a Red shirt. I have ctluthu on my side

by **Doctorr Fabulous** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:43 am

airmandan wrote:Hell I'll drop my tax check if I can be in charge of boarding parties. And I'll happily wear a Red shirt. I have ctluthu on my side

Not even Cthulhu can ward off the curse of the crimson shirt.

by **KJ4VOV** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:11 am

airmandan wrote:Hell I'll drop my tax check if I can be in charge of boarding parties. And I'll happily wear a Red shirt. I have ctluthu on my side

Okay, you're in charge of throwing a party every time we come aboard.

Please cash the check before depositing the money in the collection box.

And don't forget the paper umbrellas for the drinks... they help keep the monkey poo out.

:mrgreen:

by **airmandan** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:55 pm

Instead of a old pirate ship, which will not suite the purposes of the great Zombie Squad, or my master and god, Cthulhu 8-)

. I suggest we look into getting one of these:
http://commercial.apolloduck.com/featur ... ?id=207504
A 280ft Canadian Corvette/Patrol vessel.

Thoughts?

by **KJ4VOV** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:09 pm

airmandan wrote:Instead of a old pirate ship, which will not suite the purposes of the great Zombie Squad, or my master and god, Cthulhu . I suggest we look into getting one of these:
http://commercial.apolloduck.com/featur ... ?id=207504
A 280ft Canadian Corvette/Patrol vessel.

Thoughts?

I think it lacks the charm of the pirate ship, but we might need it to catch the other one if the monkeys get out...

by **sigboy40** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:33 pm

KJ4VOV wrote:
airmandan wrote:Instead of a old pirate ship, which will not suite the purposes of the great Zombie Squad, or my master and god, Cthulhu . I suggest we look into getting one of these:
http://commercial.apolloduck.com/featur ... ?id=207504
A 280ft Canadian Corvette/Patrol vessel.

Thoughts?

I think it lacks the charm of the pirate ship, but we might need it to catch the other one if the monkeys get out...

I bet it costs more then the pirate ship as well.

Hell, I'm not sure we could even afford to run the generators, much less fill the fuel tanks up.

by **KJ4VOV** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:06 pm

sigboy40 wrote:
KJ4VOV wrote:
airmandan wrote:Instead of a old pirate ship, which will not suite the purposes of the great Zombie Squad, or my master and god, Cthulhu . I suggest we look into getting one of these:
http://commercial.apolloduck.com/featur ... ?id=207504
A 280ft Canadian Corvette/Patrol vessel.

Thoughts?

I think it lacks the charm of the pirate ship, but we might need it to catch the other one if the monkeys get out...

I bet it costs more then the pirate ship as well.

Hell, I'm not sure we could even afford to run the generators, much less fill the fuel tanks up.

And that's where the pirate ship comes into its own, because we have enough hot air and blowhard output stored in the Thread Graveyard to keep it sailing for decades. :mrgreen:

by **duodecima** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:53 am

KJ4VOV wrote:
sigboy40 wrote:Hell, I'm not sure we could even afford to run the generators, much less fill the fuel tanks up.

And that's where the pirate ship comes into its own, because we have enough hot air and blowhard output stored in the Thread Graveyard to keep it sailing for decades.

As person in charge of counting things, including money, I am appoint! :mrgreen:

This will leave us a bigger budget for grog.

by **airmandan** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:41 am

But there's so much more room for wenches!!!

by **sjolly75** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:21 pm

You can buy a Navy Training craft (YP boat) here for under $6,000! They are pretty nice boats, just went on a ride on a sister ship to this one last week.

Just requires a paint job - that pinkish salmon color just doesn't quite do it for this Navy guy! Oh...and it does require some engines as well - she doesn't handle well with oars!

Steve

by **KJ4VOV** » Wed May 08, 2013 3:54 pm

Okay, we didn't raise the $750,000... But how about just a little over 10% of that? :mrgreen:

http://gulfport.craigslist.org/boa/3730171827.html

by **Rev** » Wed May 08, 2013 6:49 pm

That one is fake. I don't like it.