Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

by **Rev** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:43 am

Berkem wrote:If everyone donates 200$ there will be 3750 crew members.You guys shoud start with at least 2000$ per person.

We can't all be on it at the same time. Think of it as a pirate ship timeshare.

by **Berkem** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:52 am

We can't all be on it at the same time. Think of it as a pirate ship timeshare.

Ok that takes us to the simple math.3750 share holders ,people on board at the same time-i say 50 tops.Simple calculations shows us that if everyone wants to spend 1 month sailing, he can do it once in 6.25 years.Or even up to 7 years assuming that sheep needs maintenance at least one month a year.

by **Doctorr Fabulous** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:19 am

I'm starting to like the flotilla idea.

by **wee drop o' bush** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:41 am

sheep need maintenance each & every day. I'd have to bring them with me

by **Berkem** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:53 am

Talking about docking the vessel.When its taken on shore and get painted\whater tightened from top to the bottom.Big volume on work,especially on the wooden ship.And expencive.

by **ZombieGranny** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:07 am

Oh for heaven sake, this was supposed to be for fun.
All of a sudden people are taking it for something serious?

Well, you are still welcome at the pub in Granny's Grotto when you make it into port.
Lots of buxom wenches of all ages (and a few strapping young men).
Arrrrrrrgh!

Edit - Would toy trains be too far out of character for a pirate pub?
I DO love me toy trains!

by **Berkem** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:41 am

A submarine with a Jolly Roger flag near Somalia is fun.Who sais its not ? You can have a base in Yemen(very cheap guns and ammo)and spend time between raids shooting lions in the desert.And if you come across with some guy from Al-qaeda in the pub you can kidnap him for the reward.On your own submarine!Isnt it a dream? A sub is in all ways better the a ship.

by **wee drop o' bush** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:51 am

shrapnel wrote:http://www.maritimesales.com/PRL10.htm

Come on, a ZS pirate ship. It's basically the best idea ever. We could sail the seven seas, spreading preparedness and disaster relief wherever we went. I have ten dollars to put towards the purchase price of this fine vessel. Who's with me?

This is the OP.
Somali Piracy is not mentioned.

by **Berkem** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:09 pm

The policy of ZS pirates is to keep away from the areas with piracy? Got it.

by **Tommy Tran** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:22 pm

Im a professional driver, can I be helmsman!?

(and I love me some buxom wenches!!! :mrgreen:

)

by **KJ4VOV** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:47 pm

Berkem wrote:A submarine with a Jolly Roger flag near Somalia is fun.Who sais its not ? You can have a base in Yemen(very cheap guns and ammo)and spend time between raids shooting lions in the desert.And if you come across with some guy from Al-qaeda in the pub you can kidnap him for the reward.On your own submarine!Isnt it a dream? A sub is in all ways better the a ship.

All ways?

Tell me, where are the buxom wenches going to sunbathe in their tiny bikinis on a sub?

by **Tommy Tran** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:54 pm

KJ4VOV wrote:
Berkem wrote:A submarine with a Jolly Roger flag near Somalia is fun.Who sais its not ? You can have a base in Yemen(very cheap guns and ammo)and spend time between raids shooting lions in the desert.And if you come across with some guy from Al-qaeda in the pub you can kidnap him for the reward.On your own submarine!Isnt it a dream? A sub is in all ways better the a ship.

All ways?

Tell me, where are the buxom wenches going to sunbathe in their tiny bikinis on a sub?

hmmm we can have buxom wench wrestling in the oily bilge! I think its filled with baby oil! :mrgreen:

by **Ad'lan** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:57 pm

KJ4VOV wrote:
Berkem wrote:A submarine with a Jolly Roger flag near Somalia is fun.Who sais its not ? You can have a base in Yemen(very cheap guns and ammo)and spend time between raids shooting lions in the desert.And if you come across with some guy from Al-qaeda in the pub you can kidnap him for the reward.On your own submarine!Isnt it a dream? A sub is in all ways better the a ship.

All ways?

Tell me, where are the buxom wenches going to sunbathe in their tiny bikinis on a sub?

Warning... Image of naked sunbathers on a submarine.

by **colinz** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:40 pm

ZombieGranny wrote:Well, you are still welcome at the pub in Granny's Grotto when you make it into port.
Lots of buxom wenches of all ages (and a few strapping young men).
Arrrrrrrgh!

Spoiling us for choice you are!

ZombieGranny wrote:Edit - Would toy trains be too far out of character for a pirate pub?
I DO love me toy trains!

As long as the colours don't clash with my buzzy bee, I'm good.

Ad'lan - Well played. *slow clap*

by **Towanda** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:51 pm

ZombieGranny wrote:
Well, you are still welcome at the pub in Granny's Grotto when you make it into port.
Lots of buxom wenches of all ages (and a few strapping young men).
Arrrrrrrgh!

I'll have a ginger ale and two buxom wenches, please.

by **KJ4VOV** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:03 am

Did ZS add music to some threads? I could swear I hear the theme to Gilligan's Island playing faintly in the background...

by **ZombieGranny** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:48 pm

I LOVED Gilligan's Island!

by **Berkem** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:30 pm

Tell me, where are the buxom wenches going to sunbathe in their tiny bikinis on a sub?

If I know somthing about girls in bikinis-they always find a place and time for sunbathing.Even on North Pole.

by **KJ4VOV** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:53 pm

Berkem wrote:
Tell me, where are the buxom wenches going to sunbathe in their tiny bikinis on a sub?

If I know somthing about girls in bikinis-they always find a place and time for sunbathing.Even on North Pole.

Yes, but you need one very critical component... sun. Which is notoriously lacking on submerged submarines...

by **smokinbunta** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:01 pm

KJ4VOV wrote:
Berkem wrote:
Tell me, where are the buxom wenches going to sunbathe in their tiny bikinis on a sub?

If I know somthing about girls in bikinis-they always find a place and time for sunbathing.Even on North Pole.

Yes, but you need one very critical component... sun. Which is notoriously lacking on submerged submarines...

dude... thats why they invented tanning beds.....

by **KJ4VOV** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:10 pm

smokinbunta wrote:
KJ4VOV wrote:
Berkem wrote:
Tell me, where are the buxom wenches going to sunbathe in their tiny bikinis on a sub?

If I know somthing about girls in bikinis-they always find a place and time for sunbathing.Even on North Pole.

Yes, but you need one very critical component... sun. Which is notoriously lacking on submerged submarines...

dude... thats why they invented tanning beds.....

Okay, let me put it like this...

Which would you rather:

Watching well-oiled, bikini clad, buxom wenches relaxing up on deck and getting some rays?

or

Watching fully clothed buxom wenches walking into the tanning bed compartment on a sub and slamming the hatch shut?

Be careful how you answer. The future of your Man Card is at stake here...

:mrgreen:

by **Doctorr Fabulous** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:26 pm

I'm good either way. On a sub, it will likely get warm, and the sailors can strip to their skivvies and sing sea shanties while glistening with sweat. On a ship, they can be shirtless on the deck or in the rigging, singing sea shanties.

I can oaf either way.

by **Berkem** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:27 pm

You can put UV lamps everywhere inside the sub and everyone willbe naked and wear cool sunglasses at all time.Quite nice assuming confined space. :wink:

by **KJ4VOV** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:33 pm

Berkem wrote:You can put UV lamps everywhere inside the sub and everyone willbe naked and wear cool sunglasses at all time.Quite nice assuming confined space.

Ummm... quite frankly, that conjures up mental images I really would rather not deal with. I'm not sure the world, or at least our fellow crew, is ready to see some of us naked... Myself for instance... Trust me, it's not a pretty sight. :lol: