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TacAir wrote:Good-o
Now that you have your breath back...
What would you do differently?
What is the one thig you MUST do now or very shortly?
Horatio_Tyllis wrote:<snip for pertinence>We need to get you a kit.


Rush2112 wrote:the_alias wrote:AZMedic wrote:'86 damn almost missed this cutoff. I remember baywatch ya then I became a lifeguard and was like wtf this isn't the same......
I honestly thought you were around 45 +
He's crotchety enough.
Twitch231 wrote: imagine if your last conscious 20 minutes were spent looking at the face of a fat ugly biker?
shrapnel wrote:Shut the fuck up, you'll meet me and you'll like me or I'll fucking cut you.
SMoAF wrote: I collect foodstuffs so that I can stay alive long enough to exhaust my ammo supply.
And on the eighth day Man forged a knife and took survival into his own hands.jamoni wrote:You win. I hope it helps you get chicks.
AZMedic wrote:Good work and I do have to say why the hell would the EMTs take the TQ off....stupid stupid stupid....you did an amazing job and talking to him was as good as the TQ ok its close since he had something to concentrate on and it does help
jamoni wrote:Everybody dies sometime. At least I wouldn't die an asshole.

JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...
squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.

jamoni wrote:Awesome! Good job! Now go get tested. See if you can get a local hospital to foot the bill with publicity:
"Local hospital provides free blood tests to awesome hero, story at 11"


Dietrich wrote:Be careful googling "fat wood"....
painiac wrote:Excellent job. You did everything right, and improvisation is the most important skill you can have in such a situation.
It's unlikely anything will come of it, but since liability is such a big part of our job you should definitely do as suggested and write down everything you can remember while it's still fresh in your mind. Also, should the patient or his family send you a gift, refuse it. Here in the states, anyway, Good Samaritan laws do not protect you if you accept any form of compensation, and a dirty Ambulance Chaser trick is to send the target a nice watch or something as a "thank-you gift" and then sue the fuck out of him when he accepts it.
mough wrote:Awesome job, definitely something to be proud of. How did your kid deal with all the blood and gore?
Samaritan laws or not, this guy owes you at least a beer
Kutter_0311 wrote:Good job, guy! I should send you one of my 'spare' trauma kits, but with my luck, I'd need it then...
I built a set of standardized kits in Tactical Tailor Medic Pouches(link) that contain plenty of kerlix, a roll of Celox trauma gauze, a SWAT TQ, a couple Ashermans, 6" Izzies, a mylar emergency space blanket, and a roll of backpacking duct tape. It's pretty dense, but well organized, and it can clip onto the outside of a bag or belt(or the back of a car headrest).
By building standardized kits, I know what's in all of them, and there's always one in reach...

Biggin wrote:I still want to see this.... I mean, a dude weeping and fapping in the wild? Awesome.
Vicarious_Lee wrote:Nim I actually just did that, and all I can say is that my right hand makes an even shittier ACOG than it does a vagina.
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