The Throwdown Thread

by **Erik** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:17 pm

Doc Simon wrote:Mission was canceled, yet another day before you are all crushed....

There have been some epic posts in here, it will be such a shame that even they will be over shadowed. Oh wow, a picture of a chopper, it doesn't even have one gun mounted to it......

I can't wait to see Doc Simon's pitiful offering. I probably have a better FAK in my glove compartment!

-Erik

by **Citizen Simon** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:24 pm

Erik wrote:
Doc Simon wrote:Mission was canceled, yet another day before you are all crushed....

There have been some epic posts in here, it will be such a shame that even they will be over shadowed. Oh wow, a picture of a chopper, it doesn't even have one gun mounted to it......

I can't wait to see Doc Simon's pitiful offering. I probably have a better FAK in my glove compartment!

-Erik

It's like fuling the fire. I was still thinking about just posting my aid bag and not getting stupid about it. -sigh- now you've forced my hand. Time to get retarded. I'm going to take it to a whole new level.

by **Czechnology** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:27 pm

Why do you think we've been taunting you for 2 days? Jeez man.

by **Citizen Simon** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:41 pm

Czechnology wrote:Why do you think we've been taunting you for 2 days? Jeez man.

Gunny had to get dumb with it. Eric had to call me out. Now I have to make sure Eric knows who is daddy is, and I also have to make sure that Gunny knows he still just in the minor leagues. Terrible day to be a tool box in first aid!

by **Erik** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:20 pm

Dork Simon wrote:talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk.

Notice how it's all just talk. Doc, we know that all you have is a box of bandaids from Wal Mart. :twisted:

-Erik

by **Czechnology** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:24 pm

Erik wrote:Notice how it's all just talk. Doc, we know that all you have is a box of bandaids from Wal Mart.

-Erik

I think he's more of a "Dollar Store" kinda guy. Wal-Mart bandaids are too highfalutin' for DS.

*Fake Edit: Wtf... firefox redlined "Bandaids" but not "Highfalutin'"??

by **Erik** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:31 pm

Czechnology wrote:
Erik wrote:Notice how it's all just talk. Doc, we know that all you have is a box of bandaids from Wal Mart.

-Erik

I think he's more of a "Dollar Store" kinda guy. Wal-Mart bandaids are too highfalutin' for DS.

*Fake Edit: Wtf... firefox redlined "Bandaids" but not "Highfalutin'"??

Highfalutin is an actual word, as shown here. http://www.answers.com/highfalutin&r=67

You spelled Band-Aid without the dash that accompanies its proper name. Band-Aid is a trademarked product, not a generic name for a self-adhesive bandage.

-Erik

by **Czechnology** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:33 pm

Erik wrote:
Czechnology wrote:
Erik wrote:Notice how it's all just talk. Doc, we know that all you have is a box of bandaids from Wal Mart.

-Erik

I think he's more of a "Dollar Store" kinda guy. Wal-Mart bandaids are too highfalutin' for DS.

*Fake Edit: Wtf... firefox redlined "Bandaids" but not "Highfalutin'"??

Highfalutin is an actual word, as shown here. http://www.answers.com/highfalutin&r=67

You spelled Band-Aid without the dash that accompanies its proper name. Band-Aid is a trademarked product, not a generic name for a self-adhesive bandage.

-Erik

Your mom is a trademarked product.

thanks for the correction, I just couldn't resist. :lol:

by **Citizen Simon** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:57 pm

Great, I go to Iraq to fight for freedom- Where the computers refuse to accept a flash drive with epic pictures and then a couple of cock suckers from the states give me shit. Fuck you guys. I am so going to start loosing the war or terror if you keep this bullshit up. Tomorrow you will rue, until then, I suggest you post a picture of your medical bags lest you be painted with the same brush of douchebaggery as Tac Medic. As a matter of fact, just keep talking shit. You're too much of a pussy to post your own bags, so run your mouths. And tomorrow you will eat your words. Erik, care to make this interesting? I got a Longon Bridge Stomp II against your wife that I'll win this thing. Then again you should probably bet something that is actually worth the same ammount as a Stomp II. So maybe not. However lets some kind of wager. PM me!

by **Czechnology** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:00 pm

Doc Simon wrote:I am so going to start loosing the war or terror if you keep this bullshit up.

Hahahahahahahaha.

I need to meet you eventually.

by **Erik** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:43 pm

Doc Simon wrote:Great, I go to Iraq to fight for freedom- Where the computers refuse to accept a flash drive with epic pictures and then a couple of cock suckers from the states give me shit. Fuck you guys. I am so going to start loosing the war or terror if you keep this bullshit up. Tomorrow you will rue, until then, I suggest you post a picture of your medical bags lest you be painted with the same brush of douchebaggery as Tac Medic. As a matter of fact, just keep talking shit. You're too much of a pussy to post your own bags, so run your mouths. And tomorrow you will eat your words. Erik, care to make this interesting? I got a Longon Bridge Stomp II against your wife that I'll win this thing. Then again you should probably bet something that is actually worth the same ammount as a Stomp II. So maybe not. However lets some kind of wager. PM me!

Wait, so if I understand right, if you don't beat everyone I'll get a Stomp II and if you do win I get to give you my wife?

*I* certainly couldn't beat you, as I have not the resources of the Army behind me, only what I can afford on my meager salary and what others are kind enough to give me.

-Erik

by **Hawk** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:55 pm

Doc Simon wrote:Great, I go to Iraq to fight for freedom- Where the computers refuse to accept a flash drive with epic pictures and then a couple of cock suckers from the states give me shit. Fuck you guys. I am so going to start loosing the war or terror if you keep this bullshit up. Tomorrow you will rue, until then, I suggest you post a picture of your medical bags lest you be painted with the same brush of douchebaggery as Tac Medic. As a matter of fact, just keep talking shit. You're too much of a pussy to post your own bags, so run your mouths. And tomorrow you will eat your words. Erik, care to make this interesting? I got a Longon Bridge Stomp II against your wife that I'll win this thing. Then again you should probably bet something that is actually worth the same ammount as a Stomp II. So maybe not. However lets some kind of wager. PM me!

It better not be in a ZS fanny pack, either...

by **SharkChild** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:30 pm

Here's mine:

gloves are in the truck, just too lazy to get them.

by **HurricaneDad** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:43 pm

SharkChild wrote:Here's mine:

gloves are in the truck, just too lazy to get them.

Tell me about that bag, would you?

by **Citizen Simon** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:49 am

The net is working again. It is only a matter of hours until you will all meet your IFAK doom!

by **JIM** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:23 am

Doc Simon wrote:The net is working again. It is only a matter of hours until you will all meet your IFAK doom!

So, anybody made plans on how to spend their final hours? :wink:

by **Czechnology** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:23 am

JIM wrote:
Doc Simon wrote:The net is working again. It is only a matter of hours until you will all meet your IFAK doom!

So, anybody made plans on how to spend their final hours?

We could spoon. I'm used to doing it w/ Doc, so would you mind taking his place in front of me?

by **JIM** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:27 am

Czechnology wrote:
JIM wrote:
Doc Simon wrote:The net is working again. It is only a matter of hours until you will all meet your IFAK doom!

So, anybody made plans on how to spend their final hours?

We could spoon. I'm used to doing it w/ Doc, so would you mind taking his place in front of me?

To quote the words of the famous Stan Marsh:

'Dude, that's pretty fucked up right here... '

Maybe you could borrow one of Gunny's sheep? :wink:

I'll watch and take pictures :twisted:

by **Czechnology** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:33 am

JIM wrote:
Czechnology wrote:
JIM wrote:
Doc Simon wrote:The net is working again. It is only a matter of hours until you will all meet your IFAK doom!

So, anybody made plans on how to spend their final hours?

We could spoon. I'm used to doing it w/ Doc, so would you mind taking his place in front of me?

To quote the words of the famous Stan Marsh:

'Dude, that's pretty fucked up right here... '

Maybe you could borrow one of Gunny's sheep? I'll watch and take pictures

I need to email my Deutsche cousin and see if he learned any good Niederländer jokes in the Bundeswehr. :lol:

by **Gunny** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:12 pm

Man there's a lot of jaw jacking in this thread and very little win. Especially from Doc Simon's camp.

You know, I know you guys are amateurs because you're posting bags on plywood floors while I use a leggy blonde to model my trauma bags.

Oh shit, hang on a second. I've got some win on my shoulder, let me brush this off and think of the next way I can kick yall's asses in this throwdown thread.

by **Citizen Simon** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:24 pm

The only reason this thread has had little win from my camp is that I am saving it all up. Want to make sure all the cards are down, want to see all those peoples laughing as they layout their full houses, want to know they are truely in awe from my royal flush.
(That and it takes no less than two combat operations to upload, and then post pics I take, and the batch for destroying this thread is not in yet. Actually I should have had them tonight but Brady dropped the ball on this one. Fucking hospital medics.... )
Take a trip over to the thread on my aid bags to see my stomp II, which will be the least of your worries when all of them get posted here.

by **ninja-elbow** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:35 pm

I don't know, not to kiss Gunny's ass (because he 'aint got one), but having a lady model the trauma bag is kind of full of win in my book... and Gunny is normally not full of win; only man-sauce.

Just sayin'.

by **Gunny** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:40 pm

Man, my sherpa pics sure did shut you guys up.

So, where's my prize?

C-mon bitches, step up!

by **ZombieCleaner** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:04 pm

Other than Jim's and Sharkchild's bags, I haven't seen any serious posts relating to the topic, which is first aid.
I'm surprised at how much off-topic junk is in here.

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