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Postby jamoni » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:36 pm

Are you guys still jerking off in here? Blah blah blah, I'm an awesome medicguy, yay me!"
JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...

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Postby Citizen Simon » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:00 am

jamoni wrote:Are you guys still jerking off in here?


Are you still jerking off to men?
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Postby Erik » Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:29 am

Doc Simon wrote:
jamoni wrote:Are you guys still jerking off in here?


Are you still jerking off to men?


Are you still jerking off to Jim?

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Postby crypto » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:24 am

You're asking for an oil massage from Jim in another thread Erik, you shouldn't get too huffy and puffy :D
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Postby JIM » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:32 am

Erik wrote:
Doc Simon wrote:
jamoni wrote:Are you guys still jerking off in here?


Are you still jerking off to men?


Are you still jerking off to Jim?

-Erik


Erik, you'd better pray you never get into my hospital... :twisted:
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Postby ZombieCleaner » Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:02 pm

So when is the poll gonna be up?
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Postby JIM » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:02 pm

ZombieCleaner wrote:So when is the poll gonna be up?


31st
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Postby Ellie With An Axe » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:52 pm

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+1, the standing rule in my house is that if my son wants to play with my FAK, then he has to play with my knives first and pay for an all-access pass to the FAK...with blood :twisted:


We tried that - only it was his own knife - ended up in the ER w/ his fingertip almost gone, getting 4 stitches. At least we know his knife *is* SHARP.

Hey... I found out my knife was SHARP that way, too. Blade went all the way, baby. :) My FAK that day consisted of my middle finger to stop the bleeding.

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Postby Ovationman » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:03 pm

Looks like must cut myself more often i mean ............
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Postby Dave_M » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:32 pm

JIM wrote:
ZombieCleaner wrote:So when is the poll gonna be up?


31st


Why bother with a vote? My FAK is the obvious winner.
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Postby ZombieCleaner » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:36 pm

DavePAL84 wrote:
JIM wrote:
ZombieCleaner wrote:So when is the poll gonna be up?


31st


Why bother with a vote? My FAK is the obvious winner.


Dave, what page is your's on? I haven't seen it yet.
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Postby midgetyaz » Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:31 pm

DavePAL84 wrote:Why bother with a vote? My FAK is the obvious winner.


Suck it, Dave! You may have shiny things, but it took you until page 14 to get anything up!

Taking too long to get there = FAIL!
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Postby MarkTBSc » Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:18 pm

Ok Firstly - Gunny... You have an awesome taste in models. Consider me officially in awe.

However I doubt you care about my awe, so let us move briskly along. In your bag - which we have proved is not a veneer - you have something like fifty rolls of Kerlix which I understand to retail at about $20 a roll. That gives us a grand total of... Uhhh... multiply by... and carry the one... over a thousand dollars.

Johnny H Krisco Gunny!!! Who are you? Fisking Hugh Heffner??!?!?!

Oh, ok, final point... I have yet to see a single Atropen/2-Pam-Chloride kit in anyone's bag. Until I see one, I'm not voting for any winners.

But I do so enjoy the contest so far chaps! All we need to do is get you shirtless and oiled up, into an arena, beating each other senseless with medic-bags converted into rudimentary flails by the addition of braided lengths of gauze.

Mmmmmm, scalpels clenched between teeth and lashings of betadine...

FIFTEEN THOUSAND QUATLOOS ON THE NEWCOMER!!
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Postby jamoni » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:24 pm

Actually Gunny IS Hugh Heffner. Lucky guess.
I however am not. I'm thrifty, which is why I can afford to sell you ALL the Kerlix you want at the bargain price of only $10 a roll! That's half what you'd expect to pay! PM me, because this great offer won't last!
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Postby midgetyaz » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:56 pm

jamoni wrote:Actually Gunny IS Hugh Heffner. Lucky guess.
I however am not. I'm thrifty, which is why I can afford to sell you ALL the Kerlix you want at the bargain price of only $10 a roll! That's half what you'd expect to pay! PM me, because this great offer won't last!
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Don't listen to Jamoni! He's going to take your money and send you a bunch of toilet paper!
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Postby jamoni » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:46 am

midgetyaz wrote:
jamoni wrote:Actually Gunny IS Hugh Heffner. Lucky guess.
I however am not. I'm thrifty, which is why I can afford to sell you ALL the Kerlix you want at the bargain price of only $10 a roll! That's half what you'd expect to pay! PM me, because this great offer won't last!
:D


Don't listen to Jamoni! He's going to take your money and send you a bunch of toilet paper!

Damn.... that's a great idea.... I was just going to send him this:
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Postby MarkTBSc » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:26 am

That's still over $50...

If the world's really so screwed up that you need THAT MUCH Kerlix then I'd have thought it'd be more merciful to just hand the poor devils a bunch of porn and tell them to go towards the light!

I must have got the prices for Kerlix confused with the price for Quikclot.
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Postby HurricaneDad » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:52 am

New Poll:

Is TFB's Stomp 2 bag real, or is it bogus?

[] It's as fake as the day is long!
[] It never existed
[] It's a rental

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Postby midgetyaz » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:06 am

jamoni wrote:Damn.... that's a great idea....


Check it! In the Throwdown thread... I'm getting compliments... from jamoni.

Again, I am totally win!
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Postby Citizen Simon » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:54 am

midgetyaz wrote:
jamoni wrote:Damn.... that's a great idea....


Check it! In the Throwdown thread... I'm getting compliments... from jamoni.

Again, I am totally win!


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Postby DocOutlands » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:20 pm

[X] It's a rental
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Postby TheFreakinBear » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:26 pm

DocOutlands wrote:[X] It's a rental


You...are a bastard. My bag should be here today, tomorrow at the latest. As soon as it arrives I'll get out the camera and take pictures, blah blah blah and then of course I'll win. Snoogins.
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Postby Citizen Simon » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:12 pm

TheFreakinBear wrote:BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
I am sexually attracted to little boys!


STFU.
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Postby The Highwayman » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:48 pm

Medic wrote:New Poll:

Is TFB's Stomp 2 bag real, or is it bogus?

[] It's as fake as the day is long!
[] It never existed
[] It's a rental
[X]Figment of TFB's warped imagination
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Fixed that for you, Medic!!!!!

(as well as giggity-goo, TFB!)
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