The Throwdown Thread

by **HurricaneDad** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:58 pm

JIM wrote:
Shiner86 wrote:
JIM wrote:*Grabs Shiner86 out of the claws of Doc Simon and drags her over to the Bug-out section, meanwhile the FAK is ripped apart, humiliated and pissed on*

'Man, WTF where you thinking! That was the THROWDOWN thread, STOMP-II wasteland... No, we can't go back for your FAK. It's probably dead by now, it didn't stand a chance...'

Fixed that for ya.

Edited, force of habit I guess

Jim?
Back to basic anatomy classes for you....

by **Citizen Simon** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:00 pm

Jim is all sorts of fail. -sigh- Why does he try? I suppose you cant hate a male nurse that much.... (Ok I lied, you can)

by **hometown slugger** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:49 pm

My shipment of win arrived late last night. :wink:

now for the win kit.

the fillers

by **jamoni** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:11 pm

Bodybags + Toetags + Dora = Fucking Hardcore!

by **Citizen Simon** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:25 am

I noticed that once I threw down this thread kind of dwindled. Apparently there is little left for discussion, cept for 2nd place. :twisted:

by **HurricaneDad** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:36 am

Doc Simon wrote:I noticed that once I threw down this thread kind of dwindled. Apparently there is little left for discussion, cept for 2nd place.

I think that everyone who is man enough has already posted.

What's that? Shiner86 posted her FAK? TheFreakinBear didn't post a kit?

Yes. We know. All that needs to be said has been said.

:twisted:

by **Tetra Grammaton Cleric** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:42 am

Be patient losers, greatness takes time. Check my FAK/IFAK's own thread - awesomeness is inbound on your position.

Take cover.

Shiner wears the pants, TFB has already admitted that. That and his sack is an after market accessory.

:lol:

-

by **Erik** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:48 pm

Doc Simon wrote:I noticed that once I threw down this thread kind of dwindled. Apparently there is little left for discussion, cept for 2nd place.

Agreed. 2nd place goes to Doc Simon. I am first place. :twisted:

-Erik

by **TheFreakinBear** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:58 pm

Erik wrote:
Doc Simon wrote:I noticed that once I threw down this thread kind of dwindled. Apparently there is little left for discussion, cept for 2nd place.

Agreed. 2nd place goes to Doc Simon. I am first place.

-Erik

I will smite you all with my bag..............once I get it.............

by **Jamie** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:32 pm

TheFreakinBear wrote:I will smite you all with my bag..............once I get it.............

In a medical emergency, I'd rather have a styptic pencil and some dental floss than your alleged "bag"... :twisted:

nfa

by **doc66** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:59 pm

hometown slugger wrote:My shipment of win arrived late last night.

now for the win kit.

the fillers

The best kit...

by **JIM** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:01 pm

People, people... How many times must I tell you all that I already won.

Let me clarify:

My medical kits/ Other peoples kits
Airway: NPA, OPA, ETT, cric, suction, magill, etc. / Some people NPA/OPA no dedicated suction
Breathing: Ambu-bag, O2, pocket-masks,BCS./ Pocket-masks and few ambu-bags, ACS
Circulation: IV’s, large amount of trauma-supplies / trauma supplies, few IV
Spinal care: C-collars, SAM-splint/ Lots of SAM’s, very few collars
Minor wound care: A lot/ A lot
Burns: Burn-kit and dressings / Some small packets of burn-jel, couple of dressings
Want any more humiliation?

Awsomeness of bags:
Well, those STOMP-II’s look better, but there are also bags here that are much worse.
The fact that I have Spencer-bags is awesomeness-compensated because I’m a male-nurse, and male-nurses kick-ass..

So do I need to go on? :wink:

Face your loss, people

by **Citizen Simon** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:37 pm

I like how your post doesn't apply to my bag.... Way to just avoid confronting your superior by never acknolwedging their presence.

by **Dave_M** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:40 pm

JIM wrote:People, people... How many times must I tell you all that I already won.

Let me clarify:

My medical kits/ Other peoples kits
Airway: NPA, OPA, ETT, cric, suction, magill, etc. / Some people NPA/OPA no dedicated suction
Breathing: Ambu-bag, O2, pocket-masks,BCS./ Pocket-masks and few ambu-bags, ACS
Circulation: IV’s, large amount of trauma-supplies / trauma supplies, few IV
Spinal care: C-collars, SAM-splint/ Lots of SAM’s, very few collars
Minor wound care: A lot/ A lot
Burns: Burn-kit and dressings / Some small packets of burn-jel, couple of dressings
Want any more humiliation?

Awsomeness of bags:
Well, those STOMP-II’s look better, but there are also bags here that are much worse.
The fact that I have Spencer-bags is awesomeness-compensated because I’m a male-nurse, and male-nurses kick-ass..

So do I need to go on? Face your loss, people

Frankly I only see a bag full of fail when I look at your bag. What are you going to do, kill a zombie with burn gel packets?

by **Citizen Simon** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:42 pm

That's twice that DavePal got out of the firearms section. Who the fuck was supposed to be watching him? I hold Erik responsible.

by **kyle** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:43 pm

I could survive an entire weekend off my Comfort Aid Bag. You guys have nothing on me.

Well... at least Friday night.

by **Jamie** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:46 pm

I already snuck in ninja-like, took the award home in the dead of night, and sold it on Ebay...SUCKERZ!!!

nfa

by **TheFreakinBear** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:47 pm

Doc Simon wrote:That's twice that DavePal got out of the firearms section. Who the fuck was supposed to be watching him? I hold Erik responsible.

Actually, I think Gundown and I had duty....and well, Gundown left....and well....I got drunk and passed out. Too much Mad Dog 20/20 I suppose.

by **zXzGrifterzXz** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:56 pm

kyle wrote:I could survive an entire weekend off my Comfort Aid Bag. You guys have nothing on me.

Well... at least Friday night.

Who are you trying to kid, That will only last you the whole weekend if you drink it all in one night and slip into a coma for 2 days.

by **Citizen Simon** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:56 pm

nfa wrote:I already snuck in ninja-like, took the award home in the dead of night, and sold it on Ebay...SUCKERZ!!!

nfa

Dude, you geo-cache, which means your ninja skills are a joke and your Kungo-fu is weak. STFU and go play with your child, hopefully he wont beat your ass when playing power rangers. I know the fear of that embarassment has to hang on your mind, no one wants to get their ass kicked by their 9 y/o, let alone several times.

by **Erik** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:39 pm

JIM wrote:People, people... How many times must I tell you all that I already won.

Let me clarify:

My medical kits/ Other peoples kits
Airway: NPA, OPA, ETT, cric, suction, magill, etc. / Some people NPA/OPA no dedicated suction
Breathing: Ambu-bag, O2, pocket-masks,BCS./ Pocket-masks and few ambu-bags, ACS
Circulation: IV’s, large amount of trauma-supplies / trauma supplies, few IV
Spinal care: C-collars, SAM-splint/ Lots of SAM’s, very few collars
Minor wound care: A lot/ A lot
Burns: Burn-kit and dressings / Some small packets of burn-jel, couple of dressings
Want any more humiliation?

Awsomeness of bags:
Well, those STOMP-II’s look better, but there are also bags here that are much worse.
The fact that I have Spencer-bags is awesomeness-compensated because I’m a male-nurse, and male-nurses kick-ass..

So do I need to go on? Face your loss, people

Oh, please. Your FAK isn't that great. You don't even have one weapon!

-Erik

by **The Highwayman** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:27 pm

***Looks around intently*****

OH NURSE!!!!

JIM wrote:People, people..

Let me clarify:blah, blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

male-nurse, and male-nurses BLAH BLAH

BLAH BLAH BLAH

There's a BEDPAN THAT NEEDS CHANGING in room 323!!!!!

Why don't you run along and get right on that, eh "ManNurse"?!?!? :wink:

by **Erik** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:24 pm

Poor Jim, everyone's piling on him.

DIE, JIM, DIEEEEE!!!

-Erik

by **Dak Kovar** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:51 pm

DK yells from the stands, "Fucking Chirst you people are harsh. Get some!!" Then sips more of his soda wondering what everyone is talking about.

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