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The Throwdown Thread

Post by Gunny » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:56 pm

That's right, this is the Throwdown Thread.

If you think you've got what it takes, post your IFAK here and compare it against other folks.

It'll be brutal, it'll be intense, but it'll be fun.

My first post comes tomorrow when I show Doc Simon and GanaEMT what an aid bag is supposed to look like.

After it's all said and done, a poll will be offered to decide the winner.

Bring the noise bitches.

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Post by Citizen Simon » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:12 pm

Man, I hope all of you are ready to be pwnt. I mean seriously, it's going to hurt me to hurt you Gana, and well, Gunny- you need to be put in your place, Jim- you're just too new to the game for me to worry about: get a hundred posts under your belt and then I'll give you some respect, and Tac Medic, well you're too much of a tool box to buy a digital camera so you're not even in the running (not that it would matter if you were). Anyone else even think they have a chance here?

(Note, all comments made in this thread must be of extreme evil and rudeness, no one is allowed to take it personally)
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Re: The Throwdown Thread

Post by Citizen Simon » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:25 pm

Gunny wrote:My first post comes tomorrow when I show Doc Simon and GanaEMT what an aid bag is supposed to look like.
Awww how sweet, the little puppy thinks is all grown up and can play with the big dogs. :roll: Amusing that you think you can stand up next to professionals and try to be measured by the same tape. :lol: Sorry sonny, you must be at least this tall

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to ride the ride. However we do have a cigarette tin FAK section. :P
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Re: The Throwdown Thread

Post by Gunny » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:28 pm

Doc Simon wrote:
Gunny wrote:My first post comes tomorrow when I show Doc Simon and GanaEMT what an aid bag is supposed to look like.
Awww how sweet, the little puppy thinks is all grown up and can play with the big dogs. :roll: Amusing that you think you can stand up next to professionals and try to be measured by the same tape. :lol: Sorry sonny, you must be at least this tall

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to ride the ride. However we do have a cigarette tin FAK section. :P
I know I was at your wedding and all, I've drank your beer and smoked your cigars but damnit Doc, I'm going to make you cry before this thing is over.

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Re: The Throwdown Thread

Post by Citizen Simon » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:32 pm

Gunny wrote:I've drank your beer and smoked your cigars
And will soon eat my dust. Which will be served in a handcrafted bowl of shame made by the hard working people of 'Ima own you, limpdick!'
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Post by The Highwayman » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:45 pm

*Pops in, nervously glances around*


.....



*Decides life is not worth losing, so takes STOMP II and goes home*




Seriously, to the victor goes the spoils; I, for one, eagerly await the grandfather of all throwdown posts......




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Post by Citizen Simon » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:56 pm

Sorry, you're in violation of the 8th rule. You have to join in.

The first rule of FAK throwdown, post pics of FAK

The second rule of FAK throwdown, post pics of FAK

Thrid rule If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out they will be ostracized ruthlessly.

Rule four- Multiple bags in the fight.

Five- One fight at a time. (this one)

Six- No advanced surgical kits, no sterile fields.

Seventh rule: The fight will go on as long as it has to.

And the eight rule of FAK throwdown is: If you own a STOMP II on first aid forum, you have to throwdown.
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Post by Gunny » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:59 pm

Doc Simon wrote:The first rule of FAK throwdown, post pics of FAK

The second rule of FAK throwdown, post pics of FAK

Thrid rule If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out they will be ostracized ruthlessly.

Rule four- Multiple bags in the fight.

Five- One fight at a time. (this one)

Six- No advanced surgical kits, no sterile fields.

Seventh rule: The fight will go on as long as it has to.

And the eight rule of FAK throwdown is: If you own a STOMP II on first aid forum, you have to throwdown.
So it is written, so it shall be.

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Post by Tac Medic » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:14 pm

Boys, if I was to steal a friggin' digital camera tommorow, the only knucklehead that would understand the contents of my bag is JIM!.... 8) ......BTW, Simon, I DON'T OWN A CELL PHONE EITHER!!!!! :twisted:

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Post by DeltaUpsilon » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:18 pm

Space reserved!

oh man I'm gonna get owned...err . Pwned.... but I have a crate of Kerlix and I am up to the challenge!
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Post by Citizen Simon » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:20 pm

Tac Medic wrote:Boys, if I was to steal a friggin' digital camera tommorow, the only knucklehead that would understand the contents of my bag is JIM!.... 8) ......BTW, Simon, I DON'T OWN A CELL PHONE EITHER!!!!! :twisted:
I already called you a tool box once... damn have to come up with something else. :lol: Dont own a camera or cell phone, but still your virginity, only a 40 year age difference for you compared to most people with the same possesions.
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Post by The Highwayman » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:38 pm

Alright, alright....I'll throw my hat* in!






Even if my "hat" in this case, as compared to yours (Doc's) and Gunny's and a few others, makes my "hat" look like nothing more than a multi-colored beanie, with a propeller on top!



So, who's first???
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Post by Citizen Simon » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:46 pm

DON'T TREAD ON ME wrote:Even if my "hat" in this case, as compared to yours (Doc's) and Gunny's and a few others, makes my "hat" look like nothing more than a multi-colored beanie, with a propeller on top!
Dont insult yourself like that, you cant be that much worse than Gunny's. You're also going to kick the shit out of Tac Medic, that guy's aid bag sucks.
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Post by The Highwayman » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:00 pm

Doc Simon wrote:
DON'T TREAD ON ME wrote:Even if my "hat" in this case, as compared to yours (Doc's) and Gunny's and a few others, makes my "hat" look like nothing more than a multi-colored beanie, with a propeller on top!
Dont insult yourself like that, you cant be that much worse than Gunny's. You're also going to kick the shit out of Tac Medic, that guy's aid bag sucks.

Haw Haw Haaaaaawwwww!



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Post by Citizen Simon » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:02 pm

Midgetyaz I think... I'll post mine tomorrow evening.
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Post by midgetyaz » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:03 pm

Man, it might not be much, but I know how to use everything here.
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Seriously, you are all a bunch of pussies for not posting anything!

You all suck, and if I am ever hurt, I'm taking some aspirin and using a band aid.

Fuck all y'all!
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Post by Citizen Simon » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:07 pm

midgetyaz wrote:You all suck, and if I am ever hurt, I'm taking some aspirin and using a band aid.
You do realize if you are bleeding and need a bandaid then that is a contra indication of asprin. Asprin is a vasodiolater, (it diolates your veins) which will just make you bleed more than you would have. Go back to your cave silly midget, MEN are working here. :twisted:
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Post by Shiner86 » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:07 pm

midgetyaz wrote:Man, it might not be much, but I know how to use everything here.
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Seriously, you are all a bunch of pussies for not posting anything!

You all suck, and if I am ever hurt, I'm taking some aspirin and using a band aid.

Fuck all y'all!
Wow, the phrases "BC" and "fast pain relief" on the same box? I'd be afraid of waking up dead. :lol:

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Post by midgetyaz » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:08 pm

Yeah, well at least I don't sit around with my thumb up my ass when action is needed. I may kill someone, but I'll have done something.
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Post by Citizen Simon » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:09 pm

midgetyaz wrote:Yeah, well at least I don't sit around with my thumb up my ass when action is needed. I may kill someone, but I'll have done something.
So much for that "Do no Harm" slogan when crazy midgets are in town.
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Post by Czechnology » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:13 pm

Doc Simon wrote:
Dont insult yourself like that, you cant be that much worse than Gunny's. You're also going to kick the shit out of Tac Medic, that guy's aid bag sucks.
Friday I have the day off. So, since you guys want to play, I'll take some time from teaching Doc Simon how to be funny and post my first ever goal-oriented FAK. Prior to this I've assembled some pouch-sized deals for EDC, but nothing seriously ready to unfuck a bad situaiton. With some aid-by-mail from Lord Sheepskin McLambshanker, I will assemble a respectable dedicated aid bag for bugging out.

(Doc: more books en route this weekend.)
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Post by midgetyaz » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:15 pm

Well, as far as pictures go, I'm weeening! I'm weeening!
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Post by Czechnology » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:49 pm

midgetyaz wrote:I'm weeening! I'm weeening!
You're a bit old to still be drinking milk...
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Post by Gunny » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:02 pm

Czechnology wrote:
midgetyaz wrote:I'm weeening! I'm weeening!
You're a bit old to still be drinking milk...
Do not confuse this thread with the chat thread. If there are insults to be made in this thread they will be bold and inventive.

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