Zombie Squad Retreat - 2005

[kyle]

Yup, if i have to, i'll grab an axe and hop on a flight, and head down there JUST to back him up. It'll give me a legitimate use for my lavish, million dollar Zombie Squad expense account.

Hey! Who raised your account so high? I need to contact our accountant.

[Gundown]

I can't wait 'till we get out there and twenty goth-kids lurkers who have never posted show up.

Cause Grither's gonna’ hump them, and the sounds of the night will be a terrible thing to behold.

[kyle]

Last day to register is tomorrow:

http://www.zombiehunters.org/camp/ZombieCon.html

or for those who are getting blocked by websense here is the mirror:

http://s95150067.onlinehome.us/zs/camp/ZombieCon.html

[Grither]

Cause Grither's gonna’ hump them, and the sounds of the night will be a terrible thing to behold.

Terrible indeed...

[jamoni]

As long as it is twenty FEMALE goth lurkers, I'm cool with all that.

[Mugwug]

Cause Grither's gonna’ hump them, and the sounds of the night will be a terrible thing to behold.

Whispered voice - "The horror....the horror....."

[CALCULUS]

As long as it is twenty FEMALE goth lurkers, I'm cool with all that.

eeeeehh..i dunno...last time i saw a hot goth chick.....well....I have never seen a hot goth chick.


plus their personalitys are made of cardboard and covered in black nail pollish.the same thing with those new fangled emo chicks..

(speaking from experience)

[kyle]

As long as it is twenty FEMALE goth lurkers, I'm cool with all that.

eeeeehh..i dunno...last time i saw a hot goth chick.....well....I have never seen a hot goth chick.


plus their personalitys are made of cardboard and covered in black nail pollish.the same thing with those new fangled emo chicks..

(speaking from experience)

Your "experience" is lacking kid.

Do you realize you just generalized all the people in two entire subcultures? That's like saying everyone who lives in Arizona wears a cowboy hat.

You might want to think about what you type before you press send. You're making yourself look like a prick.

[CALCULUS]

haha, I kind of ment to state my experience was lacking...there arent many goth people in my town, the one I have met seemed to act they way i described....but there are HUNDREDS of emo/hardcore scene kids, so again sorry if there is any offence.

man i suck at this. guess i should shut up for a while.

[zXzGrifterzXz]

I was talking to Slings a few days ago and I got an idea. I know I touched on the subject earlier of offering my services to train people in the type of Combat Self Defense I teach at ZombieCon. I figure I would mention this again to see who is actually interested. Most of what I teach is unarmed hand to hand combat but, if we have room in Slings’ car I am going to bring along two of my Blue Guns(Remington 870 shotgun and an m92F pistol.) to train with and I am quite willing to share my knowledge with anyone at ZombieCon.

In my time as an instructor I have found “Blue Gun” products to be incredibly effective training tools. My Blue gun 870 weighs almost the same as my real 870 thus giving the most realistic representation of the weapon without having to use a real shotgun. Get back to me about this, if the response is great enough I would be more then willing to design a few condensed classes targeted at specific types of encounters(Knife attack, gun attack, empty hands). Even if we don’t do any type of class I want everyone to feel free to broach me with questions or if you’re a fellow practitioner I would love to compare methods with you.

[Grither]

plus their personalitys are made of cardboard and covered in black nail pollish.the same thing with those new fangled emo chicks..

Pseudo intellectualism and crappy poetry get me HAWT!

[Dresden]

Goth chicks are HAWT! (thank you grither) and freakin' cool... who wants to date my sister?


ps.... um, no, you don't get to

[CALCULUS]

goth chick "the sky is dark....like my soul..."

goth dude"......yeah..i know"

goth chick ".....wanna make out?"

goth dude".......no"

[jamoni]

Guys, since we don't want to lock this thread, could we keep it on topic please? Thanks.

[Dresden]

*shakes finger at self*

bad dresden! bad!

that and I missed the sign up, but i never could figure out if i could make it up or not

my job is the suxor, but if i can make an appearance and it's allowed, i'd like to i think, though I cannot stay for more than one night tops...

[kyle]

For those of you that are able to make it this year, you have 2 weeks to get in shape!


We'll get lots of pictures to show off and sway the rest of you to come to Zombie Con 2006.

[jamoni]

Also, we didn't mention it before, but there will be an appearance by the "Zombie Squad Dancers" and everyone who attends gets a free motorcycle. Too bad for you guys who didn't sign up, huh?
Edit: (I am totally lying about all of this)

[Bear_B]

I SO wanted to go... but with my recent job change I dont get vacation just yet... I had actually thought about NOT leaving the bank and taking the better job because I wanted to go.

Next year I will be there. Im planning on renting a largish SUV to drive there with. Maybe I can get other Florida members to go and split fuel costs.

Why rent? Just to keep the miles/wear/tear down as much as possible on my already high mileage Jeep. And if I can get other Florida members to chip in and travel with, so much the better.

[kyle]

Bear, I'm glad you didn't decide to keep the crapy job to come to camp. As much as I would like you to join us I'd feel bad about it if you passed up an oportunity just to hang out with a bunch of weirdos. There will be more camps.

Actually, we're talking about having two a year so you might not have to wait very long.

The idea is to have one big one a year like what we're puttign together next week where we supply and coordinate a lot of the activities. Then we'll have a second one later in the year when it's a little colder but it will be a free "bring your own shit and survive" type camping trip but we won't supply anything other than figuring out a place for us to all meet at.

[Ashnack]

I SO wanted to go... but with my recent job change I dont get vacation just yet... I had actually thought about NOT leaving the bank and taking the better job because I wanted to go.

Next year I will be there. Im planning on renting a largish SUV to drive there with. Maybe I can get other Florida members to go and split fuel costs.

Why rent? Just to keep the miles/wear/tear down as much as possible on my already high mileage Jeep. And if I can get other Florida members to chip in and travel with, so much the better.

Hey.../looks around room/ I live in Florida. In fact only a short hop from Jax and even kind of on the way.

I plan on attending these pretty regularily as long as they are fun. And I am betting they will be.

[michelle]

I plan on attending these pretty regularily as long as they are fun. And I am betting they will be.

We're expected to provide fun, too? Dammit!

[AgentJew]

i wish i could go

[kyle]

Alright, we're all leaving for Zombie Con soon so be have. Mugwug, Ghostface, Red Panda and Horatio_Tyllis will still be around to keep an eye on you guys.


By Monday you'll either see lots of pictures posted either by us or you'll see us in the news.

More then likely you'll just see pictures of us huddled together under shelter watching bad zombie films and drinking too much. It's looking like lots of thunderstorms this weekend.

If you're coming to Zombie Con be sure to bring a good poncho!

[Mugwug]

So it's definately too late to register then?

Have fun, I can't wait for the after-action report....