I'm curious about something that seems to vary over movies and books. How would you dress to kill some zombies? Would you dress nice, like in a suit and tie? Would you go all cool and put on your coolest tattered outfit? How would you do it?

Ha ha. Nice. Maybe a bit heavy, but on the bright side, you could lie down and just wait for the zombies to go away since they won't be able to bite you.

Id put on my suit and tie...if zombies rose up I wouldnt be needing them again haha. Though being totally naked works to

Zombies aren't real.

Don't mix a brown belt with black shoes, or vice versa. Tuck your shirt tail in. No white after Labor Day.

I would wear a suit made of spaghetti, because maybe zombies will get a taste for spaghetti, then I just ditch the suit and enjoy a nice long holiday.

I was definitely thinking suit too. Look your best, and then you can get all blood stained and cool. Spaghetti would be awesome.

ill be wearing suitpants, black shirt, white tie, and a fucking vest!

What I'm wearing now, with duct tape reinforcements if there's time for it...

Given enough prep time and money, I'd have a great tacticool outfit ready, complete with a balaclava, tac vest, waterproof jump boots, and plenty of blue phone cord!

However, since it seems like the only person who has plenty of both prep time and money is Batman, I'd probably be wearing either whatever I already have on, or if I'm undressed, whatever the closest clothes are. If I'm nekkid when the zombies show up, and the only thing I can grab to cover up is my wife's nightgown, I will be the baddest ass cross-dressing zombie killer you've ever seen!

Redneck style for the win!

Red plaid long sleeve shirt, Wrangler jeans, my danner boots, and a camoflauge Dale Earnhardt hat.

I put on my Robe and Wizard Hat .....

Sparkly gold thong and a royal blue Snuggie.

And maybe a tasteful hat.

Sandals...

Undershorts...

Six-pack abs...

Red cape...

MYYYY AAAADIDAS!

dress in a cyberpunk outfit,
or a silver jumpsuit,
because that is what everyone will wear in a post apocalyptic world.

White dress shirt, black suit pants, black suit jacket, black shoes, no tie.

OK wranglers, let's get wranglin!

You want to be Richie Gecko? Because Seth didn't have a dress shirt, he had a t-shirt.

But hey, if you like feet that much, have at it!

Actually, I was thinking more Mr. White.

And now I notice I made a bollocks of that quote; it should read "OK ramblers, let's get ramblin'."
Stupid fever.

Don't forget shoulder holster and Smith and Wesson 659.

I see your armor and raise you


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Oh let me guess APC's aren't real either...

Remember the opening scene of Reservoir Dogs? Black tie, white shirt, and black suit, all cheap and synthetic... and of course, really cool music in the background and walking in slomo....