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In short she broke one of the major rules of swimming in open water. Always swim against the current when swimming away from your boat so that you can ride it back when you are tired. Of course don't panic is in there as well.

MonsterZero wrote:Lessons learned: Know your limits, and chicks are always trouble.
0122358 wrote:so we moved a thread to maintain OPSEC on a fictional vid game so our team doesnt get kill as easily by possible spies...fuckin sweet


No offense bro...those lessons have already been learned...Kurai wrote:Well the other night while out camping, I decided to head down to the lake for a little night time swim. My friend did not want to come with me, so I decided fuck the fuckers and I will go by myself. I was swimming in about five-six feet of water. I dunno why but I just wanted to go into the deep end of the swimming area. So after about ten mins of just light swimming, nothing so serious. Both of my legs cramped up on me so bad, that I have never had a leg cramp this bad, make it worst it's in both legs. I was already short on breath due to doing a small dive, right when both my legs cramped I pretty much yelled out the rest of my air due to the pain.
Instead of keeping my cool and just try to float, I pretty much just start splashing like crazy, instead of staying up. I pretty much started to sink. Seconds seemed like hours to me and knowing I was at least half a mile away from the nearest camp spot. I pretty much just thought of my family and all that stuff. Next thing I know I hear some splashing as it sounded like some one swimming.
After a few seconds of hearing some splashing, I felt some one grabbing me and helping me stay afloat. Then another set of hands I could feel on me. I ended up being saved by two drunk college students who wanted to go for a swim.
So if it wasn't for those two, I am highly sure I would not be here right now.
Lessons Learned.
Don't swim at night.
Don't go swimming by myself.
Stretch like no tomorrow when I swim, specially due to the fact my legs cramp a lot.
If no one is around while swimming, try to stay in a very shallow end, maybe just sit on my ass in the water and cool off that way.
Don't panic, if I did not panic I could of probably just held my breath, floated on my back and just hand paddle my way to shore.
Any one else ever came close to drowning, would like to hear your stories and the lessons you learned from it.
EmbraceTheHate wrote:I think you just need to learn how to swim. I can swim without my legs......
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Krustofski wrote:Dude, you're an open system which has energy pumped into it at least once a day. Entropy doesn't stand a chance. Plus, all living things are thermodynamically unstable anyway, we're held together by pure kinetics. You're not special. Um... what I'm trying to say is: Happy Birthday.

EmbraceTheHate wrote:I think you just need to learn how to swim. I can swim without my legs......
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Jeriah wrote:No matter how bad the cramps, you should be able to go limp, hold your breath, and float to the surface. Just spread out, like you're on the autopsy table, and you should float easily. Breathe normally until the cramps subside, then paddle in. I know, easier said than done, but practice it at your local pool (with a lifeguard) for a while and it becomes easy.
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We're doing the buddy breathing. My buddy proceeds to hand me back my regulator. Upside down.
SlobberToofTigger wrote:Jeriah wrote:No matter how bad the cramps, you should be able to go limp, hold your breath, and float to the surface. Just spread out, like you're on the autopsy table, and you should float easily. Breathe normally until the cramps subside, then paddle in. I know, easier said than done, but practice it at your local pool (with a lifeguard) for a while and it becomes easy.
You are assuming the OP floats. Some folks, myself included, have such low body fat that we don't float, or at least not on top of the water...

Jeriah wrote:SlobberToofTigger wrote:Jeriah wrote:No matter how bad the cramps, you should be able to go limp, hold your breath, and float to the surface. Just spread out, like you're on the autopsy table, and you should float easily. Breathe normally until the cramps subside, then paddle in. I know, easier said than done, but practice it at your local pool (with a lifeguard) for a while and it becomes easy.
You are assuming the OP floats. Some folks, myself included, have such low body fat that we don't float, or at least not on top of the water...
I had no idea that was possible. My apologies for being presumptuous. Question: So, if you lie flat on your back, arms and legs spread, in fresh water, you SINK? Like you can't just lay there with if nothing else at least your mouth sticking out of the water?
Sounds annoying but beats the alternative (too much body fat).
SlobberToofTigger wrote:Forget fresh water, in salt water I float about a foot under... And it is annoying. I see all these other folks who can effortlessly float in the water and I sink. I have had multiple red cross life saving / swim instructors claim they can get me to float. And all of them have eventually come to the same conclusion. When I float I need a straw. Grin.
GentryMillMan wrote:SlobberToofTigger wrote:Forget fresh water, in salt water I float about a foot under... And it is annoying. I see all these other folks who can effortlessly float in the water and I sink. I have had multiple red cross life saving / swim instructors claim they can get me to float. And all of them have eventually come to the same conclusion. When I float I need a straw. Grin.
I have this same issue, and like you multiple people say "I can get you to float." after a little bit of time laying in the water and them putting their arm under to give a little bit of lift they start saying things like "Is that as far as you can breathe in?" lol
good to know I'm not the only one
Krustofski wrote:Dude, you're an open system which has energy pumped into it at least once a day. Entropy doesn't stand a chance. Plus, all living things are thermodynamically unstable anyway, we're held together by pure kinetics. You're not special. Um... what I'm trying to say is: Happy Birthday.

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