Lol. About three or four years ago, the spouse was walking the dogs in the back yard. I was in the kitchen, and all of a sudden I hear her yelling (presumably at the dogs). I went to the windows to see what was up, and she was smacking the dogs, yelling (I thought at them), and dragging them by their leads towards the house. She'd made it to the garage by the time I got my shoes on, still smacking at the dogs, yelling out in pain, and apologizing to the dogs every time she hit them.kcor_77 wrote:I can home one day to my roomate screaming and running around the yard. Then he started stripping right in front of me and a friend. he was flopping up and down like something was on him. Then he ran into the house screaming I went inside and he told me to go away. I found out later there was a spider on him.
Something like "OUCH!" *Smack*. "I'm sorry, baby". "OUCH". etc.
It seems they'd disturbed a nest of yellowjackets, and she was trying to kill them as they landed on the dogs as she was getting stung.
I honestly thought she'd finally gone off her rocker.