Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear in the P.A.W.

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Post by Ronin71XS » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:48 pm

C'mere and pull my finger...

Hey y'all watch this!
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Post by shenkhu » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:13 pm

oh! honey, i forgot my purse

i bet ya 10 $ i can spit in his face and he won't bite me

leave it, we don'tknow who it belongs to

can i have your ID for that beer please?
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Post by SlayerRio » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:31 pm

- Dude, I'm so glad I dumped all those heavy guns for this machette.

- Jeez, why do we need to carry all this food and ammo again?

- Oh relax, the zombies are only being mean to cover up being so soft inside.

- No ribs for me please, I'm on a diet.

- A warm shower? No thanks I don't need one.

- Dude, this 9MM is way better than that Magnum.

- Dual-weilding Desert Eagles always works in the movies!!!

- Who needs big-breasted women when we've got each oher.

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Post by Flying Lead » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:57 pm

Do Zombies get tipped 15% like live people.
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Post by D-Train » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:11 pm

I wish it were hotter.
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Post by D-Train » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:12 pm

Ronin71XS wrote:C'mere and pull my finger...

Hey y'all watch this!
As long as any member of the male species survives, you will undoubtedly hear these two phrases.
"I wish for zombies everyday just so I don't have to go to work."
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Post by Trigger » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:58 pm

Man I can't get "Thriller" out of my head

I sure miss yuppies.

Can you put that out please, i have asthma.

I'm gonna go home and play WoW.

I could really go for a BigMac

check out my +1 (insert object)

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Post by harpo » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:14 pm

All I have are unfiltered ciggarettes, sorry.

All I have is light beer is that ok?

Sorry no diet coke, just the reall thing.

No thanks, I'm full.

Nah, I'll sleep here outside.

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Post by razi » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:09 pm

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Post by SpiritWalker » Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:14 am

I'm so glad I didn't waste my time learning to set traps and snares. Hunting gets me more fresh meat than I can use.

No, I don't want to trade for that Mini-14, I read on the internet that they are crap and my katana is all I need.

How do you tell what kind of bullets this gun I found uses?

Container gardening? Isn't that kinda sissified?

I know it's been going on for 6 months now but I'm sure the government will get things back to normal pretty soon.

If you don't want me to pee on the seat, lift it back up when you're done dumbass.

Don't worry about missing those head shots dear. Just spray and pray, we have lots of ammo.

I told you that you didn't need more than one gun.

Fresh fish again?

Home-made peanut butter and preserves on fresh baked bread? No thanks, I prefer Jiff and Welches on Wonder Bread.
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Post by SoundofThunder » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:01 am

[quote="Valarius"]"I don't believe in guns."[quote]

+5.
"You know, I have also killed a zombie."
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Post by kaoskingnd » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:42 am

Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence?
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Post by Kentucky J » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:40 pm

Trigger wrote:Man I can't get "Thriller" out of my head

I sure miss yuppies.

Can you put that out please, i have asthma.

I'm gonna go home and play WoW.

I could really go for a BigMac

check out my +1 (insert object)

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Post by Flying Lead » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:36 pm

The carpet needs cleaning.

Pick up some Tide at the store next time you go.

Could not eat another bite I'm so full.

Shit, the insurance is past due.

Sir, the reason I stopped you is because you didn't slow down for the school zone.
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Post by shenkhu » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:05 pm

hello?? HELLO?? BEN?? yeah, i just got off the plane, i... yeah i know i'm late, there was turbulence and... what?? THE MEETING STARTED!!! shit, euh!! yeah..hold on...TAXIII!!!! yeah i'm here, ... no don't worry, i'll get there, i got the new plans, they won't start without it. Heuh yeah...TAXIIIIIIII!!!!!! :x , yeah i'm still there,WHAT?? yeah!! i'm coming back tommorrow morning... hello?? ben?? BEN??? HELLOOOO-OOOO??? ...dammit...TAAAAAXXXXIIIIIIIII :evil:
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Post by the_alias » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:18 pm

Thanks to http://www.reaper-x.com/ , as long as there is an exercise bike rigged to provide power, there will always be WoW. Very Happy Like cockroaches and kool-aid, some things will never die.
War Korpse..I remember when STEAM went down due to a storm in seattle...I thought that was TEOTWAWKI hehe, but seriously I was not amused and when they came back up online there was a promise it would not happen again. Decentralisation ftw.
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Post by Kentucky J » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:31 pm

Yeah, I have mixed feelings about steam. Mostly because now you can't play Counterstrike without it. Which sucks, because when you want to play on a LAN you can't. I wish I had backed up the file I had a while back. It was like this russian crack of the game, one meg total which meant I could take Counterstrike everywhere :D .
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Post by SSgtMobley » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:04 pm

1. My...that sheep looks rather sexy.
2. Damnit, I'm out of ammo...good thing I've got phone cord and a BudK.
3. Good thing I managed to salvage these picturs of the Hoff.
4. We can't burn all these zombies! What about global warming?
5. What I wouldn't do for a "Who do you have the hots for?" thread right about now.
6. Godwin's Law
7. Who do you think could win? Bruce Campell or Chuck Norris?
8. My flashlight's dying...quick, get the batteries out of my vibrator.
9. Man what I wouldn't do for an hour of television - American Idol even.
10. They're not ZOMBIES! They're just misunderstood.
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Post by bboryla » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:17 pm

Don't be afraid; they're just as scared of you as you are of them!!

Honey, I don't feel like cooking. Lets go out tonight.

What's the worst that can happen?

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Re: Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear in the P.A.W.

Post by luctus » Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:18 pm

Think, dammit! What would Paris Hilton do in a situation like this?
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...4 words for you: deaf. amish. zombie killer.
...3 more words: machine. gun. leg.

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Post by Y.T. » Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:38 pm

Orson wrote:said by zombie: Why would we want human flesh? Thats just plain gross and creepy, were vegetarians.
which brings up an heretofore undiscussed tangent: would vegetarian/vegan people turn meat eaters when they became zombies? or would they just wander the vegetable aisle of abandoned grocery stores eating the rotted fruits and vegetables?
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Post by Y.T. » Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:39 pm

luctus wrote:Think, dammit! What would Paris Hilton do in a situation like this?
I almost spit out of my nose when I read that. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Dumptruck » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:22 pm

"Man, I really miss those M. Night movies."

"Wanna start a barbershop quartet?"

"Lets have a staring contest with one of the zeds."

"How about we sneak in there and scare someone while they are asleep?"

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Post by avenger » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:17 pm

Y.T. wrote:
Orson wrote:said by zombie: Why would we want human flesh? Thats just plain gross and creepy, were vegetarians.
which brings up an heretofore undiscussed tangent: would vegetarian/vegan people turn meat eaters when they became zombies? or would they just wander the vegetable aisle of abandoned grocery stores eating the rotted fruits and vegetables?
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