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One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:56 am
by magdelaina
An unprovoked co-worker (and my next mark for recruitment) presented a scenario today during our safety meeting:

You look outside, and realize that the zombocalypse has begun. No details. You may chose one weapon, one partner, and one theme song. Real or fictional, Living or dead. What will it be?

I immediately went with crowbar for the weapon, and Attak from KMFDM as the theme song. But partner? After brief consideration, I settled on whoever the current President or leading political figure might be. She/he could provide intel, bargaining power, and brownie points if I could manage to keep them alive. But, someone pointed out that was really more of a hostage situation than a partnership, so I took it back and decided on John Locke.

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:03 am
by yossarian
magdelaina wrote: so I took it back and decided on John Locke.

The philosopher or the character from LOST?

My AR(s), My wife and anything by Nine Inch Nails

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:06 am
by SixStringRazor
yossarian wrote:
magdelaina wrote: so I took it back and decided on John Locke.

The philosopher or the character from LOST?

My AR(s), My wife and anything by Nine Inch Nails
Pretty much this, except maybe something older by Metallica instead of NIN.

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:37 am
by magdelaina
yossarian wrote: The philosopher or the character from LOST?
Baldy.

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:23 am
by Vulcan
Light saber. Batman. "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor".

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:04 am
by CryHavoc
Vulcan wrote:Light saber. Batman. "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor".
That's about the idea I had. But I think I'd trade Batman for one of the girls in Dawn of the Dead. I can't help repopulate the world with Batman. Non-compatible parts.

Image

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:47 am
by superduder
I'll take "Alice" (R E movies)
twin 18" Kukris
And.......

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Walls of Jericho - A Trigger full of promises

And on the soundtrack I'm not stuck on W.O.J. but It'll Do.

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:08 am
by Dingo McPhee
Phantasm ball
Chuck Norris
"Yakety Sax"

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:29 am
by Finch
CryHavoc wrote:
Vulcan wrote:Light saber. Batman. "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor".
That's about the idea I had. But I think I'd trade Batman for one of the girls in Dawn of the Dead. I can't help repopulate the world with Batman. Non-compatible parts.

Image
giggity

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:38 am
by Zombies And SlimJims
Spiked boxing gloves, Rocky Balboa, Hearts On Fire.

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:40 am
by Meat N' Taters
SKS, Lucy Liu, "Hungry Like The Wolf"
Zombies And SlimJims wrote:Spiked boxing gloves, Rocky Balboa, Hearts On Fire.
I almost pissed myself laughing at the "Hearts on Fire" thing. It brings to mind that epic Russian training montage. Well played.

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:02 am
by JojoZS
Oooh lets see.

My partner would be Riddick from Pitch Black, he would do all the ass kicking and I could just sit back and cover him with my Star Wars laser pistol/stun gun, while listening to Fear the Reaper.

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:08 am
by JTNieman
Weapon: Dual Wield Browning Hipower 9mm (it takes one inventory slot, so it counts as one weapon :P plus dual wield = 1000x cool and badass points)
Partner: Epic Beard Man (also possible substitute for weapon)
Soundtrack: Perpetuum Jazzile doing a semi-acapella cover of Toto's "Africa"

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:12 am
by Jeriah
Can my answer to all three questions be GWAR?

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:44 am
by Mr. E. Monkey
Weapon: Image
The phase rifle was the standard-issue directed energy weapon in use by Earth's MACO forces in the mid-22nd century. The weapon fired blue pulses of concentrated energy at its target and was capable of multiple settings. The observed power settings range from stun, to kill, to a high-power kill setting capable of blasting a perfectly symmetrical hole over an inch in diameter through a Human torso. http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Phase_rifle

Partner: My wife

Theme Song: Filter--Hey Man, Nice Shot

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:26 pm
by White Bear
You guys are nuts.

Partner: Friend (who shall go unnamed for the sake of his/her anonymity)
Weapon: Well stocked hideaway
Song: Pretend We're Dead by L7

Have fun running around killing zombies. I wish you loads of success.

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:43 pm
by DarkAxel
Partner: Optimus Prime (from the Michael Bay films)
Weapon: One of those Hollywood guns that never run out of ammo
Song: Who Made Who - ACDC

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:06 pm
by dynomike
Partner: My lovely, ass kicking wife
Weapon:AR-15 chambered in .50 cal Beowulf
Song: Thunderstruck by AC/DC

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:19 pm
by whisk.e.rebellion
Partner: Undecided
Weapon: My Saiga .308
Song: "Big Balls" by AC/DC

ETA:
Jeriah wrote:Can my answer to all three questions be GWAR?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:21 pm
by Shaper
Partner: Professor Charles Xavier
Weapon: BFG 9000
Song: "I'm too sexy" by Right said Fred.

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:25 pm
by XtraBright
Friend: Because it is hard to wake Cthulhu i would take Medusa.
Weapon: really dark sunglasses
Song: Qotsa: A song for the dead (just because it fits to the overall theme).

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:30 pm
by Oneswunk
Ak
Glenn Danzig
Going down to die, Danzig.

Or

Phone cord wrapped katana
Carrot Top
The Wiggles wiggly safari

Or

The death note
L
Madonna, like a virgin

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:33 pm
by Finch
Oneswunk wrote:Ak
Glenn Danzig
Going down to die, Danzig.

Or

Phone cord wrapped katana
Carrot Top
The Wiggles wiggly safari

Or

The death note
L
Madonna, like a virgin
what you don't want to be my partner :(

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:37 pm
by SteveD
wife
Rem 870\extended mag tube
ACDC-HELLS BELLS