One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by 0utcast » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:24 am

Weapon: The Benny Hill cops on cocaine and chainsaws
Partner: Unlimited supply of popcorn and the high ground
Music: Yakkity Sax

OR

Weapon: AR57 with 7 mags
Partner: An unmentionable friend
Theme: Bad Company - 5 Finger Death Punch

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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by nyarlotep » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:26 pm

Partner: Chinguchgook
Weapon: His bitchin gunstock club
Music: Last of the Mohicans soundtrack
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by JuiceBox10 » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:34 am

Weapon: UMDSS (Ultra-Mega-Death Sniper System)
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Partner: Neo from Matrix
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Theme Song: Rawkfist by Thousand Foot Krutch
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by Snake Ize » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:13 pm

Well, I'm still on page 4 of this thread, and I figured I'd skip to the end before I find out I'm not original....
Weapon: Aeryn Sun, In full PeaceKeeper Kit. (Maybe she'll let me borrow Wynona).
Partner: Teyla, From Stargate Atlantis
Song: Beyond the Night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WESoHaRkJSo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm hoping to keep my options open, and be able to change or submit other ideas. :)

Since this is my first post on the this thread, I'm guessing that I'm pretty transparent when it comes to propegating the human race afterwards, since I stacked the deck! >:)

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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by Arizonan » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:54 pm

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Clint Eastwood as either The Outlaw Josey Wales or Walt Kowakski
Bobby Mcferrin "Don't Worry be Happy"
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by Einher » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:57 pm

#1: XM-29 Sabr
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#2: Cherry from Planet Terror (Rose McGowen)
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#3: Shaft Theme song (Isaac Hayes)
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AKA the song that asks the eternal question:
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by Aceman » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:51 pm

I have only just noticed/read the first few posts of this thread. But I WILL be making some popcorn, getting a brew, and reading the entire thing. Afterwards, I will provide at least one response...likely a few!

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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by Meat N' Taters » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:43 am

A pointy stick

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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by swordofthebreeze » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:04 pm

Partner: Ironman
Weapon: Halberd
Song: Indestructible by Disturbed
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by JackBauer » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:27 pm

Great topic and wonderful creative posts. My win-win-win triumvirate:

Partner: Beatrix Kiddo (Uma Thurma) from Kill Bill

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Weapon: Soulfire (flaming sword from MMO Everquest)
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Song: MachineHead from Bush http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_ ... -+the+cult

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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by forthewolf » Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:22 pm

Partner, my girlfriend,
Weapon, Katana,
theme song, Do ya think I'm sexy- Rod Stewart.
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by Dain Bramaged » Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:50 pm

Partner: River Tam
Weapon: "Vera"
Song: "The Hero of Canton"

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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by man in black » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:47 am

Dain Bramaged wrote:Partner: River Tam
Weapon: "Vera"
Song: "The Hero of Canton"
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by Oneswunk » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:48 pm

Nightstick.

Frank Rizzo.

Sinatra: Jack the knife.
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by Reaver » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:05 pm

Weapon: the soul Reaver
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Partner: Predator
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Theme song: Master of Puppets- Metallica
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by rockingthe2 » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:11 pm

Hah, I've gotta get in on this!
Weapon:
A-10 Thunderbolt
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Partner:
Girlfriend (no picture for you!)
Theme song:
Frank Sinatra "Come fly with me"

Yes I'm that awesome.

Perfect fantasy version:
Weapon:
Puddle Jumper
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Partner: Either Teyla from Stargate Atlantis or River Tam from Firefly
Theme song:
Dean Martin "Ain't that a kick in the head"


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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by RANDOMMOSAIC » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:24 pm

FM M90 HI POWER, My wife in a back back harness on my back, masterblaster style, Run like Hell: Pink Flyod
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by Early Cuyler » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:32 pm

Friend: Joe Pesci as Nicky Santoro (Casino)
Weapon: Baseball bat
Theme song: Take me out to the ball game, with Joe Pesci singing it

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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by 0122358 » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:07 am

I dont know if theyve been said but:

Weapon: M134 Dillon :D

Friend: Arnold (from T2, Also with M134) 8-)

Song: Hmm...The irish piper theme song from Boondock Saints (whilst River Dancing with a pair of arnies sunglasses on and firing from the hip ala Pradator) or "Its the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine" By REM or "A thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton lol
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by Doc Bunny » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:47 pm

Weapon: Tromix S17 Saiga with chainsaw bayonet.
Partner: Charlie Sheen with a briefcase of cocaine (WINNING!!!)
Theme Song: "Put on your shitkickers" from House of pain.
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by Akeuri » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:34 pm

Weapon: M41a Pulse Rifle (with Hollywood style bottomless magazines)

Partner: Zoe Saldana

Song: Hard Out Here for A Pimp by Terrence Howard

or

Weapon: 80s Cartoon GI Joe Laser Rifle

Partner: Zoe Saldana

Song: Fett's Vette by MC Chris
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by notmybrains02 » Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:45 am

For the weapon, I'd have to go with the green lantern's ring so as to provide variety and entertainment during a killing spree. My partner would have to be Gina Corano. As for the themesong, quite fitting would be Riptor's themesong from the old SNES game 'Killer Instinct'.
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by skukuza » Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:27 pm

Jennifer Lopez
M14 Rifle
We Gotta Get outa this place.
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Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

Post by HKTackDriver » Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:36 pm

Biohazzard - Punishment
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