One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

[magdelaina]

An unprovoked co-worker (and my next mark for recruitment) presented a scenario today during our safety meeting:

You look outside, and realize that the zombocalypse has begun. No details. You may chose one weapon, one partner, and one theme song. Real or fictional, Living or dead. What will it be?

I immediately went with crowbar for the weapon, and Attak from KMFDM as the theme song. But partner? After brief consideration, I settled on whoever the current President or leading political figure might be. She/he could provide intel, bargaining power, and brownie points if I could manage to keep them alive. But, someone pointed out that was really more of a hostage situation than a partnership, so I took it back and decided on John Locke.

[yossarian]

so I took it back and decided on John Locke.

The philosopher or the character from LOST?

My AR(s), My wife and anything by Nine Inch Nails

[SixStringRazor]

so I took it back and decided on John Locke.

The philosopher or the character from LOST?

My AR(s), My wife and anything by Nine Inch Nails

Pretty much this, except maybe something older by Metallica instead of NIN.

[magdelaina]

The philosopher or the character from LOST?

Baldy.

[Vulcan]

Light saber. Batman. "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor".

[CryHavoc]

Light saber. Batman. "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor".

That's about the idea I had. But I think I'd trade Batman for one of the girls in Dawn of the Dead. I can't help repopulate the world with Batman. Non-compatible parts.

[superduder]

I'll take "Alice" (R E movies)
twin 18" Kukris
And.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFvoS9V-7ys
Walls of Jericho - A Trigger full of promises

And on the soundtrack I'm not stuck on W.O.J. but It'll Do.

[Dingo McPhee]

Phantasm ball
Chuck Norris
"Yakety Sax"

[Finch]

Light saber. Batman. "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor".

That's about the idea I had. But I think I'd trade Batman for one of the girls in Dawn of the Dead. I can't help repopulate the world with Batman. Non-compatible parts.

giggity

[Zombies And SlimJims]

Spiked boxing gloves, Rocky Balboa, Hearts On Fire.

[Meat N' Taters]

SKS, Lucy Liu, "Hungry Like The Wolf"

Spiked boxing gloves, Rocky Balboa, Hearts On Fire.

I almost pissed myself laughing at the "Hearts on Fire" thing. It brings to mind that epic Russian training montage. Well played.

[JojoZS]

Oooh lets see.

My partner would be Riddick from Pitch Black, he would do all the ass kicking and I could just sit back and cover him with my Star Wars laser pistol/stun gun, while listening to Fear the Reaper.

[JTNieman]

Weapon: Dual Wield Browning Hipower 9mm (it takes one inventory slot, so it counts as one weapon plus dual wield = 1000x cool and badass points)
Partner: Epic Beard Man (also possible substitute for weapon)
Soundtrack: Perpetuum Jazzile doing a semi-acapella cover of Toto's "Africa"

[Jeriah]

Can my answer to all three questions be GWAR?

[Mr. E. Monkey]

Weapon:
The phase rifle was the standard-issue directed energy weapon in use by Earth's MACO forces in the mid-22nd century. The weapon fired blue pulses of concentrated energy at its target and was capable of multiple settings. The observed power settings range from stun, to kill, to a high-power kill setting capable of blasting a perfectly symmetrical hole over an inch in diameter through a Human torso. http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Phase_rifle

Partner: My wife

Theme Song: Filter--Hey Man, Nice Shot

[White Bear]

You guys are nuts.

Partner: Friend (who shall go unnamed for the sake of his/her anonymity)
Weapon: Well stocked hideaway
Song: Pretend We're Dead by L7

Have fun running around killing zombies. I wish you loads of success.

[DarkAxel]

Partner: Optimus Prime (from the Michael Bay films)
Weapon: One of those Hollywood guns that never run out of ammo
Song: Who Made Who - ACDC

[dynomike]

Partner: My lovely, ass kicking wife
Weapon:AR-15 chambered in .50 cal Beowulf
Song: Thunderstruck by AC/DC

[whisk.e.rebellion]

Partner: Undecided
Weapon: My Saiga .308
Song: "Big Balls" by AC/DC

ETA:

Can my answer to all three questions be GWAR?

[Shaper]

Partner: Professor Charles Xavier
Weapon: BFG 9000
Song: "I'm too sexy" by Right said Fred.

[XtraBright]

Friend: Because it is hard to wake Cthulhu i would take Medusa.
Weapon: really dark sunglasses
Song: Qotsa: A song for the dead (just because it fits to the overall theme).

[Oneswunk]

Ak
Glenn Danzig
Going down to die, Danzig.

Or

Phone cord wrapped katana
Carrot Top
The Wiggles wiggly safari

Or

The death note
L
Madonna, like a virgin

[Finch]

Ak
Glenn Danzig
Going down to die, Danzig.

Or

Phone cord wrapped katana
Carrot Top
The Wiggles wiggly safari

Or

The death note
L
Madonna, like a virgin

what you don't want to be my partner

[SteveD]

wife
Rem 870\extended mag tube
ACDC-HELLS BELLS