If you could have ANY weapon real or fake to fend off zeds

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If you could have ANY weapon real or fake to fend off zeds

Post by thesupremeking » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:34 am

If you could have ANY weapon real OR fake, what would you use to fend off the zombie hoards?
Think it through and post with pics.

I will start and go with......
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but not this one
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Post by deathstyle » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:44 am

The Colonial Marines assault rifle from Aliens is the only thing that come to mind.
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Post by BillDfensFoster » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:33 am

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Post by Novesh » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:26 am

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BFG from doom, because it kills you on a cellular level.

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Post by Kabong30 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:13 am

The rail gun from the first Red Faction game. The thing could do a headshot through concrete.
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Post by Meat N' Taters » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:33 am

deathstyle wrote:The Colonial Marines assault rifle from Aliens is the only thing that come to mind.
FTW. Corporal Hicks recommends short, controlled bursts. 8)

Aside from this, I think I'd like a shoulder-mounted plasma cannon a la Predator.

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Post by Finch » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:35 am

oh those are some good ones

i haven't thought of red faction in a long time :)


i'd be happy with one of those mini guns they mount on choppers and a shit ton of ammo
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Post by Yeti » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:43 am

I want almost any tv gun.
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Cause they never run out of bullets.
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Post by trooper dan » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:06 pm

Sp12, with a backpack full of 00 buck.
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Post by CLEAR CUT » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:15 pm

An eraser because zombies are only real on paper.
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Post by Scubastevie00 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:14 pm

I read the title and immediately thought lightsaber lol... Spin around in circles at about head level haha...

Edit: The gun from Fifth Element... Boosh

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Post by Chris@MTCT » Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:27 pm

Well I would have to go with the M2A3 BFV. Just becasue of the fact I can do amazing things with this machine. From take out a man sized target at 3k in complete darkness to the "grinder" plus room for friends in the back and snacks. Built in mre heater and can climb a 3 foot wall! And if you got the know how Ipod compatable!!

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Post by crypto » Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:28 pm

Ill take whatever it is that Dr. Manhattan has.
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Post by mad scientist » Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:37 pm

Well, first thought was a M1A1 main battle tank. But then, I thought that still leaves me a little too close.

So then I was thinking about a nice attack helicopter. But then the problem is refueling and rearming.

So the next idea was a carrier with a full compliment of men and arms. That works really well for a while. Eventually the carrier would run out of food, fuel, and munitions, tho.

Ultimate solution? USS Enterprise NC-1701-D.

I don't want to be any closer to a zombie than orbit, if I have a choice.

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Post by elkhills » Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:48 pm

Phase Plasma Rifle in a 40 Watt Range.

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Post by The Punisher » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:14 pm

The Noisy Cricket...

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Post by TDW586 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:43 pm

The "automatic self-regulating kill all zombies and then go make me a sandwich while I sit on my ass watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 reruns" machine. FTW.
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Post by doc savage » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:54 pm

deathstyle wrote:The Colonial Marines assault rifle from Aliens is the only thing that come to mind.
to hell with that, go for the smartgun..... or hell, the troop ship they rode in on! railguns, pulse cannon turrets, SDS nets, mines, and of course, enough nukes to devestate any world from orbit....and look at all the fun ancilliary gear you get on the side...

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Post by The Punisher » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:04 pm

The Magnetic Pulse Rifle:

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The ZORG ZF-1 Rifle (video):

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Post by metallifan » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:33 pm

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Post by Big B » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:15 pm

The Golden Gun.

Probably not the best pic, but I just watched the James Bond movie The Man with The Golden Gun, so it's fresh in my mind :D
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Post by thesupremeking » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:23 pm

sweet bayonet
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Post by Juan-2-3 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:30 pm

+1
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Post by by-the-throat » Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:50 am

Vindicator Minigun from Shadowrun. 100 caseless rounds of 12S? Hell yeah.

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