My girlfriend could kick your girlfriend's ass

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Post by concept2w » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:29 pm

I've introduce my GF to shoot guns. She used to come with her dog when I was at the range, but recently I got her to shoot the .22

Now I get her asking me when do we go shooting again? 8)

She's got talent so far, I've teached her the proper safety handling and she's doing great with some basic drills. I got her to shoot bigger caliber to compare some calibers around. But I get her to stay with the .22 untill she gets fully confident with everything and when she masters every drills. Once or twice she surpassed me when handling safely firearms. She did engage the internal safety and remove it when she was manupulating it herself. Anyway. She's getting very good. I offered her to pay for her licence and she's eager now to get it. 8) It's getting cooler by the weeks! Plus she's a great karate opponent :D
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Post by kyle » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:01 pm

Playadafila wrote:
kyle wrote: heh.. Speaking of stereotypes, people who use them are usually unintelligent oafs. You know.. the type that think racial profiling is OK.

No offense if you're the aforementioned persuasion.
whoa whoa, racial profiling works, its not racism that african americans commit 53 percent of the murders in the U.S.


but i digress, my girlfriend could own all of you.
I hope you're joking. This is something we tend to not joke about in here because most people can't get jokes. Too many people take things personally then we just get into silly arguments.

If you weren't jokeing... you do know why racial profiling is right? It means automatically making acusations about someone because of thier ethnicity or a policy that encourages law enforcement to making a disproportional number stops, searches, or arrests of one race compared to the general population or to other races. Using statistics as a basis for social policy on different races is what makes racism in this country persist.

It's like saying that we shouldn't consider race when hiring black people in office jobs because there are less blacks in office jobs than whites.

I can understand police profiling but profiling based on skin color does more harm than good.
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Post by HEX » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:19 am

Playadafila wrote: whoa whoa, racial profiling works, its not racism that african americans commit 53 percent of the murders in the U.S.
Wow, i thought that kind of blunt and uniformed racism went out with smallpox and the covered wagon. Guess i was wrong. :roll: Kind of sad really.

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Post by Playadafila » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:40 pm

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on a more lighter tone

Post by fortified in florida » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:21 am

On a more lighter note my girlfriend is athletic(dancer), and although tough
she is probably a lil to skinny to take some of the punishment others could.
But hey, shes still a trooper. And as a side note I just realized that she joined
the ZS myspace group and is on the front page even,...who knows I might
have her reach "our" side sooner or later.

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Post by Warscent » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:08 pm

My wife is a lot tougher than most females and some males yet still feminine.Shes a longsword fighter in the SCA,has martial arts training,does PT with me,and is just as cold as i am if not colder.She wouldnt hesitate to put one between the eyes of anyone she knew if they threatened her in a life or death situation.She never liked guns much until after hurricane Katrina(were in southern LA)when the underlings ran rampant shooting up the streets,looting and killing.Shes a great shot with my glock 17 so i gave it to her and now she wants an M-4 like mine.Shes a rare breed indeed...someone that could watch your 6 and your 69..haha...
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Post by Grither » Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:51 am

My girlfriend gives me blowjobs anytime I want. I win.
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Post by Playadafila » Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:09 pm

Grither wrote:My girlfriend gives me blowjobs anytime I want. I win.
you cant argue with that
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Post by Gunny » Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:17 pm

Lets push away from that sort of talk guys.

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Post by theclockwork » Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:13 pm

Hes got a point however gunny, but can she feild strip a gun while doing it :)

Ok done now, moving a way from the topic before I get anything on me.
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Post by DarthZeth » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:20 am

chupacabra wrote: Can she field dress an animal without getting sick or lost in the parts?
forget my gf, that describes ME! :oops:
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Post by mzmadmike » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:52 pm

Ranger0402 wrote:OK, so I was inspired to start this thread based off of the "who would you take, friends, family girlfriend" thread posted below. I notice that it's kind of a mixed bag when deciding to take your significant other. So, I thought I would start a thread where you savages could brag about the bad ass skills (or lack there of) that your sweety might possess.
My wife did BCT and 25V school at 36 years old.

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Post by Shmerlin » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:54 pm

Mike, I haven't checked the Bar recently, was she able to get the whole leave thing taken care of ??
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Post by mzmadmike » Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:12 pm

Shmerlin wrote:Mike, I haven't checked the Bar recently, was she able to get the whole leave thing taken care of ??
Wasn't leave, it was delay between graduation, passing APFT, then amended orders to cover the intervening time that had to go through Garrison instead of USASSD or DINFOS, which were STILL wrong and will have to be amended at this end anyway, which is how it should have been done in the first place, so she came home 16 Dec with an extra ten day's pay and bennies and drills this coming weekend and should be enrolled for OCS right after that.

Oh, yeah, and she's so fucking hot in the sack I turned down a near-naked 22 year old at a con this summer.

Hmm...vapid college chick who looks good with the lights on but doesn't know what to do, or the woman who was a one night stand 15 years ago and won't leave, and who I can't make leave because I'm limp, exhausted and cross-eyed from having my brains fucked out, and has a taste for machine guns and explosives...

Hmmm...

Well, the college chick was polite enough and ran a close second.
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Post by Shmerlin » Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:40 pm

You're a sick individual, and I'm jealous of your lifestyle :)
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Post by mzmadmike » Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:15 pm

Shmerlin wrote:You're a sick individual, and I'm jealous of your lifestyle :)
Only because you don't know how LITTLE writers earn.

The AVERAGE freelance writer earns $5000 per annum.

That includes J.K. Rowling at $87 million, and Clancy and King at several million each.

But I have learned it's possible to have too many blowjobs.
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Post by jamoni » Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:58 pm

mzmadmike wrote:
Shmerlin wrote:You're a sick individual, and I'm jealous of your lifestyle :)
Only because you don't know how LITTLE writers earn.

The AVERAGE freelance writer earns $5000 per annum.

That includes J.K. Rowling at $87 million, and Clancy and King at several million each.

But I have learned it's possible to have too many blowjobs.
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Post by Ranger0402 » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:15 am

This thread actually lasted longer than my last girlfriend.
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Post by zXzGrifterzXz » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:19 am

Ranger0402 wrote:This thread actually lasted longer than my last girlfriend.
Heh, Same here.
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Post by 1Shot1kill_lotsa_fun » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:27 pm

i call my girlfriend the tripple threat for a very good reasons... well three to be exact.

1. she weighs about 98 pounds and is incredably fast and flexable.. leaving her able to get herself out or in to any where she wants... i have personally seen her climb to the top of a 60 foot high tree in less then a minute and a half

2. she knows how to clean, disasemble and reasemble every gun i own and use them with just as much acuracy as i do

3. she is highly trained in kempo.. something like a 2nd degree black belt... i dont know anything about that stuff so i have no idea what that means... and i have seen her take a trucker to his knees and begging her to stop
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Post by mzmadmike » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:42 pm

1Shot1kill_lotsa_fun wrote:i call my girlfriend the tripple threat for a very good reasons... well three to be exact.
I will NOT reference the jokes about the three hole punch.

They don't apply, and the people they DO apply to would just laugh.
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Post by 1Shot1kill_lotsa_fun » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:58 am

ok i have to respond to that post out of shear common sense... not my need to try and get all tough and defend my girlfriend but for the fact that this is a discussion of weather or not you think your girlfriend could handle herself in some kind of f.u.b.a.r. scenerio . the fact that you saw that post and only saw a sexual image is rather..... childish... grow up or go back to looking online for porn...

seriously... its not upseting... just completly f-ing anoying
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Post by mzmadmike » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:22 pm

1Shot1kill_lotsa_fun wrote:ok i have to respond to that post out of shear common sense..
Sorry. You brought up really good reasons of why she kicks ass. My mistake for commenting as I did.
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Post by 1Shot1kill_lotsa_fun » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:52 pm

well thank you for understanding... i`m glad this was settled without some one resorting to f-u , no f-u, shut up, no you shut up antics.
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