Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

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Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Post by Flying Lead » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:02 pm

Enjoyed the other list so much, thought I'd try this:

Top 10 things you may hear in the PAW

10. Never really liked the old neighborhood anyway.
9. I'm about MRE'd out.
8. Better late than pregnant!
7. I'm so proud, Junior just got his first zombie.
6. Finally kicked cigarettes.
5. Look what I got for a rabbit and 10 matches.
4. Let's go out for breakfast, it's down to 1 rad per hour.
3. "Neither rain, sleet, snow nor gloom of night" my ass.
2. I knew it was just a matter of time before Windows Vista would screw up civilization as we know it!
1. The kids are hungry, the dog just bought it, who's up for jerky?
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Post by DFWMTX » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:14 pm

"I told you it was going to happen."
"Do you remember (insert favorite thing here)?" "Yeah." "Man, I miss that!"
"I'd kill for a (insert favorite food here)."
"It was them or me."
"All that stuff we used to argue about seems so trivial now."
"Whodda thought Romero was right?"
"Fucking (insert scapegoat here) releasing the zombie virus and destorying the world!"
"Be sure to shoot 'em in the head."
"It's your turn on watch/guard duty."
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Post by Head Collector » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:05 pm

10. I guess the bills are going to be a little late.
9. ...and you said you hated Spam.
8. Sure, it's not ideal but once you get past the aftertaste they're (think of something you'd never eat, i.e. roaches) not bad.
7. I know they're undead but do they have to smell so bad?
6. All I want for Christmas is new underware and socks.
5. Can I name my zombie "Wilson"?
4. Sure beats working!
3. Oh, don't mind them. The raiders are nice guys once you get to know them.
2. Please pardon the stench. I haven't bathed in 2 weeks.
1. Right about now I'd kill someone in front of their own mother for a pizza.

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Post by Kitsune » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:26 pm

10. And to think people called me crazy for talking about this.
9. These new tims just arnt workin for me.
8. Who thought baseball bats would be so useful.
7. Well, gas prices are no longer a problem.
6. Mine I miss my internet.
5. They didn’t look like this on TV!!!
4. Head shots am the rokzors
3. And to think I couldn’t run the mile in high school
2. A river! Bathtime!!
1. I would take the stench of dead deer over this smell anyday.
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Post by The Highwayman » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:25 pm

SHIT!!! I thought head shots were supposed to stop them, not piss them off! :lol:


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Post by ironraven » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:18 pm

"Told you so"

"If they are already dead, does it qualify as a body count?"

"April 15th is a GOOD day."
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Post by velojym » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:42 am

Guuuuurgh... GAAAAAAGH!

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("Zed late for dinner... got the cold shoulder")

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Post by platinumwolf » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:22 am

10.See... and you didn't believe me.
9.Man, I miss living at home.
8.What am I going to do with all this worthless cash...
7.I told you this is what was going to happen!...
6.I'm hungry!
5.hey is that a snickers,.... FEAST!!!
4.THIS SUCKS!
3.I HATE BEING RIGHT.
2.Sweet WAL-MART( Cuz you kow somebody somewhere...)
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Post by shenkhu » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:17 am

man i knew it

there was 20 zombs between me and my BOB

man i hate to eat rats

you're lucky to be alive

stop complaining, you breathe

they are coming, we cross the bridge or we die on this side
in the begining, there were man and wolfes, not quite enemies, not quite friends.

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Post by *angryFinn* » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:33 am

Who's the crazy guy now eh?

Let's go shoot some food.

If this is not the time to start smoking, WHAT IS?

Can you use a gun?

Headshot! Doublekill! Multikill!

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Post by SSgtMobley » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:03 pm

8) 10. No shit, there I was, and suddenly...
:oops: 9. You know, a woman would be good about now.
:( 8. Yeah...any woman.
:P 7. Good thing there were Starbucks on every corner, now I never have to do without coffee ever again.
:wink: 6. You know, dog doesn't really taste so bad.
:roll: 5. You are a creepy and wierd mother fucker.
:o 4. Hey, stop talking to yourself.
:x 3. I'm not talking to myself, you are.
:evil: 2. No I'm not.
:?: 1. Hey, that zombie chick thats been wandering the perimeter for the last three days....she's...not that rotted....
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Post by KojimaAkechi » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:19 pm

10. ... I think I knew that guy...
9. Sweet Jesus!
8. Great Googley Moogley!
7. How did you get out of Los Angeles again?
6. Shit!
5. You see that? Junior capped that zombie at 200 yards!
4. Stay away from the water!
3. Ah... a balmy twenty two degrees Fahrenheit today...
2. You gonna eat that?
1. Ughh... gaooooghhh.... ur?
Zombies man...
Creep me out.

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Post by Napalm{WmD} » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:23 pm

I never liked my inlaws.
Sure, run around waving your arms and screaming, that will scare them away.
Nope, I still don't want a Ford I'd rather walk.
Guns are bad. This pointy stick will keep me safe.
Hey lets go by Wal-mart, and see if anyone is still there.
Do you have any ammo?
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Post by CB4 » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:51 pm

"WTF?"

"I bet you're glad that I bought that 5 gallon bucket 'o Jerky now, aren't you?"

"This smells funny, do you think it's still ok to eat?"

"you'll never believe this....my BOV ran out of gas the other day, so I had to grab my BOB and walk 10 miles to get to my BOL."

"Fine...you go ahead and go out to the grocery store, but if you get bitten, I'm not saving your ass........I dont know why you think you need Ho-Hos so bad anyway".

"good night honey"...."good night".....did you remember to baracade the doors and set all the perimeter alarms?"... "yes"... "ok, good night".
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Post by CommonHighrise » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:51 pm

"Hey Gundown, can I come stay at your place?"

"Well, at least we wont have to see another 4Chan post ever again."

"Here kitty kitty..."

"Heh, we used to pay for this stuff?"

"And to think...I used to hate katanas."

"Will trade ammo for Bisquick."
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Post by silentpoet » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:41 pm

If I have to eat one more damn beans and rice dish I am going to snap.
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Post by CLEAR CUT » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:49 pm

Bang! Bang! Bang! "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
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Post by Head Collector » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:45 pm

Ratloaf?! My favorite!

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Post by Flying Lead » Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:47 pm

PAW bumper stickers.

I brake for Zombies NOT!!!

My son is a NRA instructor

Arm a Boy Scout-Save the World

Save the Whales-For Dinner!

Follow me to my BOL

Food, Ammo or Guns-Nobody rides for Free!

My other car got Nuked

Who's right now Zombie breathe!

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Post by Scott Skawronska » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:56 am

"It's not that bad. At least now we can shoot the stupid people."

"The best part is that I get to watch Darwin's Theory in action."

"Yeah, I got ammo. What'll you trade me?"

"She's got no teeth? Double the price."

"Ewww. And you call ME sick!"

(continued from prior poster)
"M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!"

"Whoah, don't get any of that on ya."

"Glad we bought that gallon jug of Tabasco."

"Oh, well whaddya know? .22 Long Rifle is good for something!"

"My next sharpening class is tomorrow. Bring something to trade. No wives or girlfriends - too many problems returning 'em."

"How you like your gas guzzler now, pilgrim?"

"Bet you wish you'd thought to pack moleskin, huh?"

And finally:

"Ya know, I'm beginning to think I wasted my time in college majoring in intepretive dance."


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Post by GoldEagle » Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:11 pm

"I'm so glad I talked about this on the internet"
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Post by GravediggerTripleSix » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:46 pm

"Him?" "Yep." BANG. "Who else?"
"Get a haircut. No, seriously... "
"I would kill for clean socks."
"Hey, I know that gu...BANG... knew... that guy... "
"Face-eater, twelve o'clock, twenty five meters."
"I'll trade you my Spiced Pound Cake for your Vanilla Dairy Shake..."

AND...

"Are you gonna eat that?"
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Post by SamuraiBobX26 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:53 pm

"And they thought I had a problem with Guns. Now its like please save me with you guns from the hordes of Zombies."

"You see why Bert Gummer was my Hero."

"I told you learning how to forge steel was a useful skill. Look at how many people want a Katana Now. I love mall ninjas and their lack of bartering skills."

"I told you honey that 6 feet of concrete and steel would stop anything from getting in here. And you thought that I was being paranoid."

"I told you this would come in handy someday didin't I."

"Its not that I horded supplies. It that I just didn't share with those that I hated, like almost everybody"

"I know it dosen't make sense. I know you shot him 15 times. I know that would kill anybody. But I told you, he was already dead. He was a Zombie. Yuo have to shoot him in the head if you want to kill a Zombie"

"And people used to tell me that Zombies didn't exist. I just hope that Vampires and Werewolves don't exist or were really screwed!"

"I know Zombies aren't real, but try telling him that."

I know this makes no sense, but what does?
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Post by shenkhu » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:23 pm

an unprepared guy: where did you learn all those things about the undead?

me: ZOMBIE SQUAD!! 8)

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i should have learned how to cook...


WE HAVE A BREACH !!! GET OUTTA HERE !!!!


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