The object to your left

[SRO1911]

#5 acetylene bottle - 2x220 cf o2 bottles with regs hoses etc attached. behind those would be an assortment of 'rock bars', pry bars, cheater bars, prety much anything you could thing of that is bar or stick shaped, metal, and belonging on a welding truck.

Posting while enjoying lunch on the tailgate of my truck...
(btw- a can of wolf brand chili in a old stainless camp cup place on the radiator of a lincoln welder at 6am will be slightly overcooked at 1pm - the tortillas on the dash will make nice chips though.

[Cybrludite]

I reach to my left & grab... A Galco leather IWB holster for my .40 cal M&P. Not the gun, just the holster. Bugger.

[jhumes]

Yup I'm boned. A fried relay, can of skoal (wintergreen), a mouse laser point (used for the zombie kitty to keep him out of shit), TV remote, anti-itch cream (bug bites), 2 cell phones, one Gerber and a old heavy ass lamp. Give me 10 minutes and I'll McGyver something.

[gearguy141]

Screwed, all i have is a blanket to my left , that and an empty box.

[Thunderbolt]

Jimi wallet, keys, Casio watch, t-shirt, dog electronic collar remote and a Springfield XD40 in a Blackhawk holster. FTW!


ETA: And a Maligator laying on the floor on my right! FTW! FTW!

[Jag-Stang]

A can of Churchkey, a Streamlight and my Walther.. winning!

[Shadebringer]

Well, since I am at work I am somewhat limited, but directly to my left is an 1886 Bailey's Letter Copying Machine with Moistening Attachment. Damn thing weighs a ton though...course that might work for crushing zombie skulls, but I would much rather turn to my right and grab my XD40

[ArmchairRacer]

House keys, chapstick, cell phone, pocket knife, flashlight, bic lighter, 22lr pistol with an 8 rd magazine in it, and a bottle of vitamin water. I give myself about 8 zombies, if there's more than that between me and more ammo I'm screwed.

[ZombieGranny]

Let's see..
Immediately to my left is a 1/2 cup of ground black pepper, salt, sugar, 2 straws, an almost empty spray perfume, Simply Saline, a glass skunk perfume bottle, empty CD case, a DVD, dental floss, a Thomas the Tank Engine book, box of tissues, a 12 inch plastic owl that hoots, a gold owl pin with green eyes & holding solid perfume, computer tower, one computer speaker, a mini Buddha figurine, Vick's Vaporub.

Can I reach up?
Floppy discs, toothpaste, toothbrush, earrings (1 set with jingle bells), room spray, lighter, 2 tweezers, 2 scissors, eye drops, nail clippers, razor, binoculars, pens, flash drives, candles, stapler, flea comb, vitamin C, glucosamine tablets, toothpicks, Binaca spray, butterfly clips, Lego pieces, a wind-up hopping mouse, spruce room freshener, 2 sets of throwing knives... and a bunch of stuff in a container.

[JayceSlayn]

If I take the first thing off to the left side of the monitor, it is an empty water cup. Crap.

But I would probably prefer to reach a few inches further and in the desk drawer there is my CZ P01 in its holster. A few feet further to my left, in their cases, are my CZ 452 American and my ST-15. Pistol is the only one that is loaded right now, though, but the rest of the ammo is one room away, so I guess if a zed or two punched in my door right now, I could be alright.

[azrael99]

what i have at my direct left

-a beer can
-a Iphone
-a steel drinking glass
-a Iphone cord


but if i look a little bit back, i also have,
-multiple key,
-a key multi tool
-a 1.5 inch steel ball bearing
- a phone
-salt and pepper
-my wallet
-pain killer
a pen
- and some tiger balm (extra strong )

[shiddymunkie]

attack cat



except mine is white. and it only attacks me.

[Badger24]

I have a Pit Bull dog sitting next to me.

[MrFord]

Glad you didn't ask to the right! Home and unload the belt=




Mr

[berettaman]

i have a axe my wife brought home from the fire station. of course she would kill me if i got zombie blood on it.

[raxar]

so how does one go about using a woodstove as a defensive weapon?

[tacz]

What a time to be Tapatalking!
(Sitting on the crapper)
I'm screwed:

Shampoo
Conditioner
Shower Curtain
Soap


I'll shoot the .22 ammo - I'm not scared!

[ZombieGranny]

so how does one go about using a woodstove as a defensive weapon?

Do zombies burn well?
shove

[duodecima]

so how does one go about using a woodstove as a defensive weapon?

Do zombies burn well?
shove

Lol

Atm, I've got a couch cushion, a box of kleenex, and a wastepaper basket. I think the best bet is the waste paper basket, it's square and has sharpish corners.

[Towanda]

Do zombies burn well?
shove

I'm not sure flaming zombies lurching around the house is a good idea.

I'm in my taxi with my XD-40 under my left arm again.


Sent via mimeograph.

[adv]

Someone's getting a Sony Vaio in the noggin.

[Shangas]

Plate, butter-knife, paper, theater-glasses, box of matches, camera tripods, bottle of ink and a large glass mug.

I'm boned.

[duodecima]

Plate, butter-knife, paper, theater-glasses, box of matches, camera tripods, bottle of ink and a large glass mug.

I'm boned.

Not as much as me and my waste paper basket are.

Altho, atm, I now have - a telephone, a tangerine, 3 paper cups, an half a can of soda, plastic spoon, papers, and a couple push pins.

I think I'm still dead before you are!

[wee drop o' bush]

A glass of orange juice, my inhaler and a handbag shaped like a mouth (don't judge me)
I'm in bother