Zombie Bite Calculator

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Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by patriot2008 » Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:43 pm

How long do you before become the living dead?

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I got 54 min before turning.
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Post by AZMedic » Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:08 am

1 hour and 17 minutes....damn that would suck but means I could kill more before going down....
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Post by DaJoker » Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:11 am

This has been around before... but hey its Zombie Biology!
1hr 32min if memory serves.
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Post by Ryanlos » Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:31 am

1 hour 18 min, just enough time to draw out some zombies for last minute killz. Think i could get bout 100 down if i get to fight with no worry bout getting bit, too late for that anyway.
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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by aus.templar » Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:52 am

You'd last 1 hour and 23 minutes before becoming infected!
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Post by Lucas_061287 » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:11 pm

I've got 1 hour 14 minutes. Thats enough time to kill a few zeds, right?
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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by therianthrope » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:43 am

Hah, this was neat.

1 hr 26 min

Although I always figured what really mattered was how traumatic the wound was.

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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by Dannyboy » Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:18 am

You'd last 1 hour and 19 minutes before becoming infected!

I plan on just not getting bit. :?

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Post by ladyphoenix » Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:23 am

You'd last 1 hour and 30 minutes before becoming infected!

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Post by phalanx » Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:32 am

An hour and 26 minutes.

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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by Gus-Man » Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:18 am

1 hour, 17 minutes...
i'd get bored.....

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Post by Robin Masters » Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:52 pm

I would last 1 hour and 37 minutes, i would take a lot with me down. but i don't plan on getting infected.
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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by Raktus » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:38 pm

Heh, same as you Korlon... Get bit at the same time and we wont have to eat each other.
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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by HeadHunterZero » Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:23 pm

An hour and 14 minutes. Hell, I'd give my gear to my team, take my pistol with five clips, shoot up a flare, and wait for them to come. :D
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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by brock_steele » Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:14 pm

You'd last 1 hour and 42 minutes before becoming infected!

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Post by CousinMaldahyde » Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:31 pm

1 hour and 19 minutes.
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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by DragonX587 » Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:23 pm

lol 1 hour 30 minutes. at least id have time to sit back and relax before blowing my brains out.

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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by undeaddeadguy » Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:43 am

1 hour 19 minutes until i would meet my brain eating demise :(

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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by TheBombDiggity » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:50 pm

How sad it is to find out I have less than an hour! 56 minutes :[ *sigh*


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Post by Phoenix David » Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:24 pm

Got you beat. 53 minutes here....
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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by Krustofski » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:35 am

You'd last 1 hour and 20 minutes before becoming infected!

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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by Wolfdude87 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:21 pm

1hr 17mins
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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by Shaper » Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:18 pm

"You'd last 1 hour and 54 minutes before becoming infected!"

Cool survey.
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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator

Post by Lord Osis » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:04 pm

1 hour and 19 minutes before becoming infected. Probably would have been 25 minutes if I could put my real weight in.
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