Zombie females.

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Re: Zombie females.

Postby Bob Bobberino » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:31 am

whateverdude wrote:Does anyone else notice in all the zombie movies a majority of the walking dead are guys? It's like the sausagefest of the undead or something. What happens to all the women, save for the few that happen to have a more prominent starring role. Then she's usually a hot zombie, not so rotted out body with conveniently torn clothing.


I just thought that they were trying to discourage necrophilia.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby Jeriah » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:32 am

Dabster wrote:Three pages and no one has mentioned the film, "Dead Girl".

Odd.


That's a really, really good film. Not in the "fun zombie movie" sense, but in the sense of like, actual good filmmaking. It's really tense and smart.
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Zombie females.

Postby Winston Smith » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:36 am

Zombie hottie at the beginning of zombieland?
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby CannonDC » Fri May 18, 2012 12:43 am

When the zombie SHTF I know it wont matter if the zed is male or female, either way it will try and devour you, but most of the zed chicks in movies are portrayed as still looking some what attractive, which is more than likely not gunna happen. They'll be just as messed up looking as male zombie, depending on how long they've been dead, and how much was untouched after their initial infection.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby Three » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:31 am

CannonDC wrote:When the zombie SHTF I know it wont matter if the zed is male or female, either way it will try and devour you, but most of the zed chicks in movies are portrayed as still looking some what attractive, which is more than likely not gunna happen. They'll be just as messed up looking as male zombie, depending on how long they've been dead, and how much was untouched after their initial infection.


They'd definatly look more like this Image as opposed to the topless mostly intact pamela anderson type...
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby jdavidboyd » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:53 am

I _was_ going to say, "post some pix, can't judge without pix", but, please, no more pix. Those women are too too scary, ain't gonna sleep well tonight.

I want to see what the OP was talking about. Good looking girls, not 'zombie'ish at all.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby Cargosquid » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:49 pm

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From Phoenix Comic Con. Author at Girls With Slingshots states that the above woman actually WAS 8 months pregnant.

The zombie fetus is freaky.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby US_Army_Z28 » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:14 pm

You wanna see hot zombiies watch the second resident evil movie, one scene there are two stripper zombies walking the street, nice close up of em too
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby Niblick » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:55 pm

Cargo squid I have no words for how disturbing that is to me. Maybe the worst thing I've every seen.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby CannonDC » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:32 pm

US_Army_Z28 wrote:You wanna see hot zombiies watch the second resident evil movie, one scene there are two stripper zombies walking the street, nice close up of em too


Watch the movie Zombie Strippers its a hilarious B-Movie thats got hot zombies
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby US_Army_Z28 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:37 pm

Seen that one too, funny movie and hot chicks
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby zombieapocalypsegame » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:24 am

The little girl in Dawn of the Dead '04 was bad, no doubt.

Any violent situation (hypothetical or real) pitting an adult versus a child is nauseating on a number of levels. It tugs at parental instincts for sure, even for those without children. But it also chafes against any sense of fair play at all - physically it simply is no contest.

That said, the little girl in Dawn of the Dead '04 was the neighbor's little girl. So while horrifying on one level, it doesn't reach the parental system shock seen in the Dead Island game trailer for instance. Despite being seen from a 3rd person camera, and not having the advantages of using live actors, those scenes put the viewers' perspective & emotions smack into the parental point of view. Chilling.

The zombie boy Jim kills in 28 Days Later (couldn't find the scene on YouTube) is also pretty scary. It even features the one zombie who speaks - saying "I hate you." That's also something most parents will identify with, and it's haunting.

But, I think the little girl in the debut episode of Walking Dead was the worst I have seen in terms of frightening female zombies. That scene excelled at showing Rick Grimes' reaction to this particular zombie. Though she is undead, Rick hasn't really come to terms with that yet. She's also still a little girl in her slippers who Rick just witnessed picking up her teddy bear, wandering aimlessly amongst the carnage left derelict around them. He thinks she's probably distressed and nearly out of her mind. He is almost whispering to her in calming, gentle fatherly tones. To cap it off, the scene doesn't have the "gotcha" zombie attack moment - it's all a slow build of fear, disgust, dread, and confusion followed by the crushing, cruel reality of survival all rolled into one.

I think hands down the little girl scenes are the worst. Take sugar & spice and everything nice, at an age where they possess clarity of intention and unending precociousness, and then twist it nearly beyond all recognition. We end up seeing what we want to see, not necessarily what is actually there.

I really like the zombie movies that get in your head.

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Re: Zombie females.

Postby crypto » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:03 am

Cargosquid wrote:Image

From Phoenix Comic Con. Author at Girls With Slingshots states that the above woman actually WAS 8 months pregnant.

The zombie fetus is freaky.



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Re: Zombie females.

Postby LyraJean » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:05 am

dukenobles wrote:I think it goes back to the fact that to be a zombie in a movie, you have to stand around all day in zombie makeup and more male extras are into the idea of doing that for a zombie movie than female extras. I don't want to sound sexist here, but I have worked a tiny bit in film and I noticed that female extras/actresses USUALLY prefer to NOT dress up as a bloody, mangled trainwreck that shambles around in badly fitted clothing and acts like she craves human flesh.

And,.. i personally find female zombies much more creepy. I'm 6'1, 225 and id rather tangle with a zombie my own size than one or two lil 5'2 zombettes. Think about it. Women fight scary. Damn,. if you got a mexican girlfriend, you don't need a big brother. I've walked up on two fights going simultaneously. One had 4 regular sized guys, the other had 2 tiny girls. I took one look at that twirling, slashing, screaming ball of female rage, said "fuck that.", and tried to break up the 4 guys.

and the Witch on L4D creeps me out too. *shivers*

If I ever made a zombie movie,.. the Zombettes would be the scarier ones.


I think it depends on the footwear. I know I wouldn't be standing around in heels all day. But I have numerous female friends who would love to be a zombie extra as long as they didn't have to wear high heels.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby ZombieGranny » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:01 pm

I would love to be the little old lady zombie, but most movies only want a sexy female zombie (or a set of cheerleaders).
I'm too old for that.

Then too, main stream Hollywood is very male-centric .
By that I mean, unless a script says 'woman, little girl, or granny' the part goes to a guy, even when it comes to extras.
I think that is how you wind up with crowds of male zombies.
It always strikes me as so odd... when I go around places out in the 'real world' there are usually roughly half and half, but you could never tell that by the movies.

[I hope this doesn't get me flamed as a 'man-hater' or something, I've been around enough years that you fellas know I love ya - it just has always frustrated me.]
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby motopsyco » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:37 am

Or how about a child zombie. That little girl in the '04 Dawn of The Dead was creepy on a level that no other zombie has yet to achieve. Definately an "oh shit" moment after she drew her lips back (what was left of them) and hissed, just before she charged.


I completely agree, probably the best zombie scene I can think of, cuz dead child girl wanting to kill you and moving very fast is a whole new concept for zombie roles. I like that they kinda did that at the very begining of walking dead show, but didnt add in that "oh Shit" feeling I got from dawn of the dead.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby azrael99 » Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:31 am

want to see enraged female zombie ? tell them they all have the same makeup and ripped clothes.

and about female zombie, no one talked about "zombie strippers" ???
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby happlesstechnogeek » Fri Sep 28, 2012 11:45 pm

I haven't hear the argument that a female zombie on PMS is scarier than all hell. Just the thought makes me cringe.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby ZombieGranny » Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:24 am

happlesstechnogeek wrote:I haven't hear the argument that a female zombie on PMS is scarier than all hell. Just the thought makes me cringe.

A female zombie would have the same chance of having PMS as a male zombie would have of getting a hard on.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby happlesstechnogeek » Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:16 am

ZombieGranny wrote:
happlesstechnogeek wrote:I haven't hear the argument that a female zombie on PMS is scarier than all hell. Just the thought makes me cringe.

A female zombie would have the same chance of having PMS as a male zombie would have of getting a hard on.



A rhetorical statement to be sure. I find the chance of Zombies coming to being is that of the second or the first coming for that matter. I am not trying to start a religious war but we all have our own beliefs.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby Czechnology » Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:05 am

happlesstechnogeek wrote:I find the chance of Zombies coming to being is that of the second or the first coming for that matter. I am not trying to start a religious war but we all have our own beliefs.


What the hell does that have to do with this thread? We have rules against political and religious discussion, so please don't randomly inject either into a conversation.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby happlesstechnogeek » Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:50 pm

UH, I was stating the comical aspects of this conversation as well as the humor in my statements. The discussion for female zombies is purely fantasy. Just like Religion.
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Re: Zombie females.

Postby Unorthodox » Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:54 pm

happlesstechnogeek wrote:UH, I was stating the comical aspects of this conversation as well as the humor in my statements. The discussion for female zombies is purely fantasy. Just like Religion.


...You need to just step away from the keyboard for a moment. Use your mouse and click here

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Re: Zombie females.

Postby Czechnology » Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:01 pm

happlesstechnogeek wrote:purely fantasy. Just like Religion.


Okay, now I'm warning you as a moderator. Read the rules, and give it a rest or you won't be here long. You cannot advocate for or against any aspect of a religion or political point of view because it starts arguments.

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