When the ammo runs out?

[ZETFleader]

I think that's a playa kyle.

[jamoni]

I thought a playa was the big flat area with the naked people?

[d-girl]

If zombies can hear and have any cognitive thought left, wouldn't the sound of gunfire attract them? What silent weapons are out there, other than crossbows?

[Valarius]

Regular bows. Slingshots. Those, uh, dart-throwing slings the Aztecs had. Catapults.

[d-girl]

Lawn Darts!

[jamoni]

Lawn Darts!

That is quite possibly the coolest idea ever. Throw lawn darts at zombies. Pure genius.

[nicklefish]

LAWN DARTS OF DOOM!!!

[Horatio_Tyllis]

A sling. The greeks used slings... just a piece of cloth... you could use small stones as projectiles. Many a time the stones would hit the skull hard enough to penetrate. A friend of mine is an archaeologist, and several times he's found skulls with sling bullets sitting inside them.

It's a weapon that requires training, but you could take it with you ANYWHERE. I can't think of a place where you would not be allowed to have a piece of cloth and a few fishing weights... except an overly paranod airliner maybe... put the weights on your keychain and you're set.

[Horatio_Tyllis]

oh yeah... and the fact that you could find enough sling ammo to take out an infinite number of zombies... oh yeah.. and the weapon is totally silent... only disadvantage is the relatively short range... though it would work great from the top of a building shooting down.

[Pugs]

Go back to the medieval ages with backup weapons, Claymores for everyone! Short and long swords, Pikes, Bows and Crossbows, spears, kantanas(Spelling?), and much more!

LAWN DARTS OF DOOM!!!

I love it! The zombies would never know what hit them

[Norseman]

Commandeer/take over a Lowes, Home Depot, or Marvins, put some Boone's Farm out in the lot and when the zombies get drunk and start staggering around partying, drop cement blocks on their heads via the roof. The rest will be too drunk to notice their compadraes are dying (again) all around them .

Or...buy a "wrist rocket" slingshot and a bag of ball bearings.

Personally I still like the shoot your parner in the knee with the last bullet and run while they eat him/her, giving the drunk zombies wedgies as you leave so they can't chase you as fast because they are digging their drawers out of their asses.

[d-girl]

I think you are now on a team of one.

[Pugs]

Personally I still like the shoot your parner in the knee with the last bullet and run while they eat him/her, giving the drunk zombies wedgies as you leave so they can't chase you as fast because they are digging their drawers out of their asses.

=') Priceless. I probably won't keep myself around you during the outbreak when you get the last bullet... I'll be in the car... driving away.

[Norseman]

Pugs, I keep that last one in my left front pocket (ala barney Fife), so count rounds and watch for my going for that pocket

Its kind of like the age old question: "What pistol do I carry in bear country?" and the answer is either (1) It doesn't matter just rub the barrel with bacon grease so when its empty and you throw it at the bear he will hopefully stop and lick it, or (2) don't worry about a pistol just wear running shoes and be faster than the other guy.

d-girl, you're demoting me, I'm already an "Army of One" Don't you listen to the recruiters...I used to be "All I Could Be", but they changed that on me a year or so ago. Don't worry, if you have cute legs, I'll shoot Pugs and carry you out with me.

[Pugs]

Pugs, I keep that last one in my left front pocket (ala barney Fife), so count rounds and watch for my going for that pocket

Its kind of like the age old question: "What pistol do I carry in bear country?" and the answer is either (1) It doesn't matter just rub the barrel with bacon grease so when its empty and you throw it at the bear he will hopefully stop and lick it, or (2) don't worry about a pistol just wear running shoes and be faster than the other guy.

d-girl, you're demoting me, I'm already an "Army of One" Don't you listen to the recruiters...I used to be "All I Could Be", but they changed that on me a year or so ago. Don't worry, if you have cute legs, I'll shoot Pugs and carry you out with me.

Hey now, I'll shoot you back if I have to then let's see who has the last round!

If I see your hand inching to your pocket, you won't know where I would be.

[jamoni]

I'm going to have to nominate Norseman as our "army of one who always operates at least 5 miles from Jamoni" trooper.

[dascoyne]

When I'm out of ammunition, knives and rocks then all I'll have left is harsh language.

[d-girl]

[quote=] Don't worry, if you have cute legs, I'll shoot Pugs and carry you out with me. [/quote]

I wonder what Darwin would have to say about that.

[jamoni]

I think he would agree with me that cute legs are better than ugly ones, and ugly ones are better than a bullet in the knee from a very selfish man.

[d-girl]

I don't think what my legs look like should have anything to do with it. I really hope it's not "survival of the prettiest" in the PAW for the females. You'll lose a lot of potential brain power on your teams if you think that way. Fortunately, I have both.

[Norseman]

Awww come on folks, someone has to save d-girl and repopulate the earth...besides I think Pugs' gonna be counting my rounds and I won't be able to find him there at the end. We will have to chase him down in the truck.

Darwin??? Survival of the fittest - he would want the biggest offspring to carry on the fight, so he would probably say, "Well hell, his ancestors used to do the same thing...and she does have nice legs".

Don't worry Pugs, I never shoot a man who enjoys my humor...we need a scum of the earth to "kneecap"...hmmm we will probably have to save an attorney and carry him along with us as "escape bait". He can try to litigate his way out as he limps along behind us.

Now Jamoni, I can't shoot you, who would help me make fun of ARM if you were gone?

[jamoni]

Doesn;t that mean we'll have to save him, too? This is getting to be a zoo.

[d-girl]

Who says I need saving????? Just cause I'm inexperienced with weapons doesn't make me useless.

[Norseman]

...and we always know there are going to be two pretty girls (1 smart and one not so smart)

The pretty/not- so- smart one runs around sceaming for awhile skimpily clad until her demise, and the smart/pretty one usually turns all "bad-ass" and usually saves everyone else (including the big macho guys) .