How would YOU kill a zombie?

[Witch Doctor]

Cave in the skull with my wrecking hammer!

[fourpaws]

Attack Chihuahuas.

They're not susceptible to the zombie strain (this is my fantasy land, if you don't want to play, change posts), and they are not targeted by the zombies who only want my delicious brains.

I let the dogs out, they go to work, I use the zombie carcasses to build another defensive wall around my house.

Well, if were going to go a bit "fantasy" on this subject then Im going to be sitting in a barracks on top of the armory with the cookhouse next door and the power house/generators/fuel parked up next to that - And Im going to have a grenade launcher... with a LOT of ammo.. The Mk 19 AGL...

http://www.militaryfactory.com/imageviewer/sa/pic-detail.asp?smallarms_id=5&sCurrentPic=mk19-automatic-grenade-launcher_8.jpg&sCurrentDescriptor=A%20MK19%20automatic%20grenade%20launcher%20on%20a%20tripod%20mounting

Failing that, Im going to get all medieval with them seeing that Im in the UK... I dont have any swords.. Im not any good with them.. so its going to be maces', machetes' and my good old long handled sledgehammer... happy days !

[FRO-MAN]

whatever

[Chir]

As quietly as freaking possible.
After getting the heck out of dodge, only head to villages or small towns when you or your group are really short of supplies. There will always be more zomb's than ammo at least for the first year. However if they are the slow decay or halted decay type. Well, you are in for a long wait.
First, case your target. In this case a drugstore. If it looks intact or at least like no zomb's munched people in it, skirt the village and about a half mile away, set up some wind up Travel Alarm Clocks. Set em to go off an hour later. Skirt back to target. Wait for alarm to pull all the zombs out of their hidy holes.
For combat encounters I would use a PMR-30 .22 magnum. 30 rounds per clip with suppressor. Ammo is cheap. Taking down crawlers or shufflers would be the realm of Machete to the noggin. Since they are dead I don't have to worry too much of splatter but wearing a motocross mask and goggles with layers of clothing to frustrate gnawers. Wear a headlamp and have a tactical light on your gun. Use the Tactical light sparingly. Use a shoulder sling bag for storing your booty on your salvage run. Have a quick release on it if you need to bug out.
Always take your time and be on the watch for beathers. They will do you in faster than any Zomb.

[mcfroggin]

Kill? Rule 1 - Cardio