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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by CommonHighrise » Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:17 pm

Strap to kids merry-go round. Wrap merry-go round in rope, tie off to vehicle, and have someone drive it away at high speed. See if zombies get motion sickness.

Snip the tendons/paralyze lower body. Start up a ventriloquist act.

Recreate some of the finishing moves of popular pro wrestlers. Zombie powerbomb?

Take one bungee jumping off a bridge. Let zombie drop, wait a few seconds, and drop a brick off the bridge. Try and time it so you whack the zed on the up-bounce.

Mythbuster's-worthy human slingshot. Perferrably toward a large building, with points awarded for highest window hit.

See if I can make a zombie do a 120-foot high-dive into a drinking glass of water.
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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by Wolfe4086 » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:25 pm

Can I have 10,000 marbles please?
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Post by Wolfe4086 » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:32 pm

How about spraying water all over the ground and electrocuting the zombies. ;)
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Post by bonanacrom » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:40 pm

Why not just lure them one by one into a costume store and dress them up and send them back out.Zombie Santa,Peter pan and over there is Tinkerbell.Just remember that when your dressing them up don't look at there Nawty zombie parts,that wouldn't be right.
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Two words: Armored Steamroller

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Post by ArmyOfDarkness » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:26 am

KILLDOZER FTW!!!
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Post by theclockwork » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:16 am

Fungus, flys, lye, carrion birds, grave mold, ringworm, bootrot, a deiceing truck filled with acid. All of them will do in the undead pretty damed quick, unembalmed bodys do not hold up well, and if your faceing a citys worth of zombies, lets face it, your gogi to need something thats easy to spread.
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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by Rick12337 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:48 am

materials
1. big azz fishign pole
2. biggest trebel hooks you can find
3. sharp instrument (axe,machete, whatever you fancy
now what you wana do is get some beer a nice lawn chair set up ona nice rooftop and go fishing when you cach one real her in and whack. caution make sure bring pliers not fun removing hooks from stuff with teeth :mrgreen:

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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by oz pigdog » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:06 am

I guess i'd restrain it some how and test the age old myth that if you get kicked hard enough in th nuts your nose will bleed, failing that i would tie it to the back of my fourby and drag it around until there is nothin but raggity tatters left.
when it cums to it i hope at least i got my dog, my truck and my sticking knife.

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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by Space Jockey » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:00 am

I'd kill them with kindness. People hate that.

Also: Drop 9 pound bricks on them from my roof.
Play the most annoying song in the world so their heads explode (It's a Small World).
Sharpen the corners of all my cartridge based videogames (over 1300 and counting) and use them as throwing stars.
Lasso their neck, apply to bumper and drag them around.
Pretty much any of the traps from the Saw movies.
Blowdart through the eyes so they can't see, might get lucky and penetrate brain.
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Post by Wolfe4086 » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:56 pm

Force them to watch Bloodrayne
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Post by Necrowerx » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:17 pm

Wolfe4086 wrote:Force them to watch Bloodrayne
Christ, that's inhuman to do even to zombies! :mrgreen:

I'd like to mow 'em down with a large farm tractor thresher (I think it's called ?- the thing with big spinning blades).

Lure them into a trebuchet or catapult one by one and launch them off a cliff.
Alternatively, use them for skeet. Pull!

Lure a bunch into the back of a segmented C30, take off, open up the back, climb, and drop them out at 20,000 feet.

Lead zombies into a room where I've tied hand grenades from the ceiling, at eye level. Another string is tied to the pins, through a pulley to an adjacent well protected room - pull sting, boom

Damn this is fun.
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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by firerat » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:22 pm

I's shoot them in the head....um....guess I'm just not that creative. :?
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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by Necrowerx » Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:08 pm

Shootin' 'em in the head would be fun too, but I gets bored easily.

Dispatch them with a conveyor belt and a wood chipper
Or lure them to a slaughterhouse and into an industrial meatgrinder.
Construct a giant trap out of chain link fencing and chickenwire, w/ one way door - then set 'em on fire.
Make a long V shaped ditch or trench, fill with gas or oil. Make it deep enough that they can't escape once they fall in - light 'em up.
Use a construction crane (from behind a fortified position) to pick them up one by one and drop them on their head from 4 stories up - or gather a bunch with a net and do the same. At the least they'll break their arms and legs. Or use a 'copter.
Mow them down with an Abrams tank (simple!) Or a bulldozer (Killdozer!), etc..
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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by Trent » Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:24 pm

Lure several after you along a path that has a hidden pit filled with stretched piano wires.

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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by Wills7MGTE » Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:51 pm

in the spirit of south park, I think it'd be fun to cpature several and then catapult them into the side of a skyscraper and watch them splat.
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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by supraneurotoxin » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:08 pm

I'll just skip through a crowd of zeds wearing nothing but a smile, and a set of fuzzy pink dice tied to my business. everything with EYES will drop dead on sight.

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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by Necrowerx » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:02 pm

supraneurotoxin wrote:I'll just skip through a crowd of zeds wearing nothing but a smile, and a set of fuzzy pink dice tied to my business. everything with EYES will drop dead on sight.
lol
But what about the ones whose eyes have already decomposed?
Don't wipe your ass for a week and hope the smell gets to those... :mrgreen:
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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by meatshieldChris » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:11 pm

lets all take a lesson from halflife-2 shall we?

big block V8 oriented vertically with a large spinning blade on top mounted about neck height. hide under the blade, start the motor, lure them to you, slice them cleanly.

make sure you dont have a breakdown!

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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by Rick12337 » Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:51 pm

hmm take said potato gun and shoot potaotes wedged with nails glass whatnot or some kind of incediary device of home brewed variety :twisted:

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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by Necrowerx » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:10 am

meatshieldChris wrote:lets all take a lesson from halflife-2 shall we?

big block V8 oriented vertically with a large spinning blade on top mounted about neck height. hide under the blade, start the motor, lure them to you, slice them cleanly.

make sure you dont have a breakdown!
Or the cheap version - an oversized propeller beanie. Sharpen propeller accordingly and walk on your knees. :mrgreen:
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Post by Katana Defense » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:45 am

tie a bunch up and shoot fireworks at them.
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Re: random ways to battle the dead.

Post by UberMutant » Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:27 am

Climb to the roof of a really tall building and throw pennies off onto the hordes below to see if they really will rip striaght through a human skull when thrown from that height.

Drive at the horde in a combine harvester! Its harvest time zombies.

Make a large tar pit and lure them into it, equally quickdrying concrete or glue. Then when they are trapped upto their ankles, then make an effective zombie wall against unarmed scavengers.

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