Anti-Zombie Ninjas... Not a Joke..

[jKoval]

In Brook's (do I really even need his name? ) Survival Guide, he speaks of an ancient order of Japanese, anti-zombie soldiers who seem to be very "ninja" like (no one knows of their headquarters, they are recruiting only to bloodline, etc.) but do you think this Ancient Order exists or is just another of Brook's fictional stories in the closing chapters? If so... I would imagine they're still around.. what do you think?

Jeff

[BIGIRISH1000]

I actually am a part of that ancient zombie killing ninjas, my weapon of choice, probably my double acid edged katanas wrapped in tactical black phonecord, there is no substitute.

In my spare times, I train in forming large spartan phalanxes to defeat mass groups of persians and zeds.

I also play football and fight MMA in my spare time just for fun, but my true passion is in the zombie killing.

[Impus]

...Not a joke.

That, in and of itself, is pretty fucking funny.

[Impus]

...15 seconds of reflection later:

Funny in a really sad and pathetic way.

[jKoval]

lol yes... but onto the idea of the anti-zombie task force please XD

Jeff

[CommonHighrise]

Hmm, so a global organization of combat-ready individuals, communicating over a network, for the purpose of zombie outbreak containment, control, and ultimatley human survival.

Nope, nothing like that I have ever heard of.

[Maximicus]

Brooks was joking.

[Fes]

I too am a direct descendant of the ancient order of zombie killing ninja warriors.

Sadly, however, I am also a giant turtle.

[DFWMTX]

If the Ancient Order of Zombie-Killing Ninjas still existed in the 1930's, he wouldn't have the later "historical incidents" in the book in which the Japanese Imperial Army encountered, captured, studied, then tried to exploit zombies as a weapon. One would assume were the Ancient Order of Zombie-Killing Ninjas still around in the 1930s, the Japanese government wouldn't have needed to capture live specimens for study, nor even need to study them; the Ancient Order of Zombie-Killing Ninjas would already have the knowledge of zombies, and probably a few heads around to make more zombies if needed.

Plus I got the impression they were more like samurai, but just a secretive organization.

[AntiZombie Corps]

I prefer the secret art of....

[BIGIRISH1000]

I prefer the secret art of....

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[D-Train]

In Brook's (do I really even need his name? ) Survival Guide, he speaks of an ancient order of Japanese, anti-zombie soldiers who seem to be very "ninja" like (no one knows of their headquarters, they are recruiting only to bloodline, etc.) but do you think this Ancient Order exists or is just another of Brook's fictional stories in the closing chapters? If so... I would imagine they're still around.. what do you think?

Jeff

Who is this "Brooks"? I need to find him and see if I can get in with this secret ninja zombie task force thing. I've got a katana and some throwing knives so I'm pretty sure they'll let me in.

[Citizen Simon]

This thread makes me happy

[PAW for President]

I too am a direct descendant of the ancient order of zombie killing ninja warriors.

Sadly, however, I am also a giant turtle.

Cowabunga.

[btswanfury]

lol yes... but onto the idea of the anti-zombie task force please XD

Isn't that what the S.T.A.R.S. and F.E.A.R. are for?

[Tetra Grammaton Cleric]

Hmm, so a global organization of combat-ready individuals, communicating over a network, for the purpose of zombie outbreak containment, control, and ultimatley human survival.

Nope, nothing like that I have ever heard of.

Wait Common. There is something like that... Zombie Squat... Zombie Squash... Zombie Splod... dratit, it was on the tip of my tongue too... Oh well, I guess you're right - nothing like that going on... ...unless you mean these guys?.
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[CavemanSam]

In Brook's (do I really even need his name? ) Survival Guide, he speaks of an ancient order of Japanese, anti-zombie soldiers who seem to be very "ninja" like (no one knows of their headquarters, they are recruiting only to bloodline, etc.) but do you think this Ancient Order exists or is just another of Brook's fictional stories in the closing chapters? If so... I would imagine they're still around.. what do you think?

Jeff

Of course they exist! They've been around for so long, but the s-h*a#d^o%w g(o#v^e!r&n^m%e.n&t is hunting them (sorry I had to write it that way to avoid their internet search bots from locating me, i am in stealth ops). We will never find them, of course, they can hide in plain sight. I heard that in their EDC they have 3 MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights, 2 G36 rifles using SS109 rounds, 3 Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig, a PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308, a Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case the zombies cut the power, 3 Glock 27 backup guns, and 3 Kahr P-9 holdouts. I mean, I don't even know why Zombie Squad exists, these guys are doing all the real work. How do I know? Their leader saved my life and possibly my virginity... from zombies. My uncle is the Mayor, so it shows that NO ONE is safe without these guys. I laugh at you sheep who go out trusting in them to stand guiard over your lives like a God!

Edit: Does anyone know where I can get some extra phone cord?

[mpi]

hehehehe

[Jamie]

In Brook's (do I really even need his name? ) Survival Guide, he speaks of an ancient order of Japanese, anti-zombie soldiers who seem to be very "ninja" like (no one knows of their headquarters, they are recruiting only to bloodline, etc.) but do you think this Ancient Order exists or is just another of Brook's fictional stories in the closing chapters? If so... I would imagine they're still around.. what do you think?

Jeff

how this thread makes me feel

[CommonHighrise]

In Brook's (do I really even need his name? ) Survival Guide, he speaks of an ancient order of Japanese, anti-zombie soldiers who seem to be very "ninja" like (no one knows of their headquarters, they are recruiting only to bloodline, etc.) but do you think this Ancient Order exists or is just another of Brook's fictional stories in the closing chapters? If so... I would imagine they're still around.. what do you think?

Jeff

Of course they exist! They've been around for so long, but the s-h*a#d^o%w g(o#v^e!r&n^m%e.n&t is hunting them (sorry I had to write it that way to avoid their internet search bots from locating me, i am in stealth ops). We will never find them, of course, they can hide in plain sight. I heard that in their EDC they have 3 MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights, 2 G36 rifles using SS109 rounds, 3 Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig, a PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308, a Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case the zombies cut the power, 3 Glock 27 backup guns, and 3 Kahr P-9 holdouts. I mean, I don't even know why Zombie Squad exists, these guys are doing all the real work. How do I know? Their leader saved my life and possibly my virginity... from zombies. My uncle is the Mayor, so it shows that NO ONE is safe without these guys. I laugh at you sheep who go out trusting in them to stand guiard over your lives like a God!

Edit: Does anyone know where I can get some extra phone cord?

You sir, are arrrrright.

[Tetra Grammaton Cleric]

In Brook's (do I really even need his name? ) Survival Guide, he speaks of an ancient order of Japanese, anti-zombie soldiers who seem to be very "ninja" like (no one knows of their headquarters, they are recruiting only to bloodline, etc.) but do you think this Ancient Order exists or is just another of Brook's fictional stories in the closing chapters? If so... I would imagine they're still around.. what do you think?

Jeff

Of course they exist! They've been around for so long, but the s-h*a#d^o%w g(o#v^e!r&n^m%e.n&t is hunting them (sorry I had to write it that way to avoid their internet search bots from locating me, i am in stealth ops). We will never find them, of course, they can hide in plain sight. I heard that in their EDC they have 3 MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights, 2 G36 rifles using SS109 rounds, 3 Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig, a PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308, a Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case the zombies cut the power, 3 Glock 27 backup guns, and 3 Kahr P-9 holdouts. I mean, I don't even know why Zombie Squad exists, these guys are doing all the real work. How do I know? Their leader saved my life and possibly my virginity... from zombies. My uncle is the Mayor, so it shows that NO ONE is safe without these guys. I laugh at you sheep who go out trusting in them to stand guiard over your lives like a God!

Great Stuff btw!

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[Rockfish Dave]

...15 seconds of reflection later:

Funny in a really sad and pathetic way.

Now that's funny!

[avenger]

In Brook's (do I really even need his name? ) Survival Guide, he speaks of an ancient order of Japanese, anti-zombie soldiers who seem to be very "ninja" like (no one knows of their headquarters, they are recruiting only to bloodline, etc.) but do you think this Ancient Order exists or is just another of Brook's fictional stories in the closing chapters? If so... I would imagine they're still around.. what do you think?

Jeff

Of course they exist! They've been around for so long, but the s-h*a#d^o%w g(o#v^e!r&n^m%e.n&t is hunting them (sorry I had to write it that way to avoid their internet search bots from locating me, i am in stealth ops). We will never find them, of course, they can hide in plain sight. I heard that in their EDC they have 3 MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights, 2 G36 rifles using SS109 rounds, 3 Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig, a PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308, a Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case the zombies cut the power, 3 Glock 27 backup guns, and 3 Kahr P-9 holdouts. I mean, I don't even know why Zombie Squad exists, these guys are doing all the real work. How do I know? Their leader saved my life and possibly my virginity... from zombies. My uncle is the Mayor, so it shows that NO ONE is safe without these guys. I laugh at you sheep who go out trusting in them to stand guiard over your lives like a God!

Edit: Does anyone know where I can get some extra phone cord?

Ah yes, but are they certified ninja masters who can use the foot spikes and climb up walls?

[Mikhaly]

lol yes... but onto the idea of the anti-zombie task force please XD

Isn't that what the S.T.A.R.S. and F.E.A.R. are for?

your sig halved my i.q