The Official Unofficial ZS Drinking Game

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The Official Unofficial ZS Drinking Game

Postby BullOnParade » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:10 am

Step one, pop in a zombie flick
Step two, fill your cup while the movie loads
Step three, the movie just got better;

Let's come up with some cliche zombie film flaws and make a drinking game out of it!

Every time someone becomes bit/infected but chooses not to inform their group; take a drink.
Every time a firearm exceeds its maximum load capacity within a single scene (off scene reloads could happen without you knowing); take a drink.

What've you got?

P.S. this idea belongs to Jeriah.
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Re: The Official Unofficial ZS Drinking Game

Postby majorhavoc » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:18 pm

Every time the characters needlessly decide to split up, take a drink.
Every time a character backs up to a window, doorway, airduct, etc knowing full well zombies could be lurking on the other side, and then gets grappled, take a drink.
Every time someone proposes sex because, you know, it's the end of the world, take a drink.
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Re: The Official Unofficial ZS Drinking Game

Postby ptAltered » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:21 pm

Every unnecessary weapon sound or action, drink! (cocking a glock? DRINK! Charging the weapon you just fired? DRINK!)
When a major character gets one small bite and everyone has to say an emotional goodbye, drink!
When Carl stays in the house..... eh, drink the whole damn bottle!
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Re: The Official Unofficial ZS Drinking Game

Postby kbilly84 » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:53 pm

ptAltered wrote:When Carl stays in the house..... eh, drink the whole damn bottle!

So, we're supposed to never drink? :lol:
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Re: The Official Unofficial ZS Drinking Game

Postby BlueSilkRibbon » Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:20 pm

Alternatively, every time someone posts the word "Glock" take a drink.

Be cautious though you will get so fucked up you will need to call a cab to cross the street.
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Re: The Official Unofficial ZS Drinking Game

Postby PackLemming » Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:26 pm

Every time you sit down and listen to Alex Jones radio show and he mentions one of the following

*Bilderberg
*Police State
*Total take over global corporate death machine
*New World Order
*Terrorists
*False Flag
*Psy Op
*Constitution
*Constipation
*Mark of the beast
*Hands down the pants

Then you must knock back a shot glass of vodka. The aim of the game is to find out what makes you vomit first. The overdose of vodka or listening intently to Infowars.
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Re: The Official Unofficial ZS Drinking Game

Postby kbilly84 » Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:32 pm

Since the OP specified this is a game specifically to play whilst watching zombie-type movies....

Every time someone runs "up" to get away, Drink
If that person then traps themselves in the top of the building, drink
If that person then must jump out a window or some other needlessly dangerous and dramatic escape, drink.
If jumping out the window results in injury, Drink.
If those injuries make the person unable to escape and they get bit/chowed on, drink.
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Re: The Official Unofficial ZS Drinking Game

Postby majorhavoc » Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:57 pm

Every time a character fails to heed the obviously correct warnings/information/advice of the scientist/experienced survivor/first hand witness, and then dies because of it, drink.

Every time a character pointlessly taunts, provokes or otherwise intentionally ventures near a zombie, and is then bitten/attacked, drink.

Every time a character is trashtalking a horde of zombies ("Yeah! That's right - you want some of this? Or this? Not so tough now, are you, you freaks?") and in so doing fails to notice the zombie attacking from behind, drink.

Every time a character trips, falls, gets foot stuck in root, crevice or gets a piece of clothing/strap caught on something while being chased by a zombie (ie suddenly becomes inept at moving quickly), drink. If character is female, take two drinks.

If a character acts like a totally thankless, selfish jerk to the very people who are helping him/her, and dies as a direct result of said selfishness, take a drink. Two drinks if the character is at least partially responsible for the zombie outbreak.
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Re: The Official Unofficial ZS Drinking Game

Postby silversnake » Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:20 pm

Drink each time:
- "leader" of the group proposes relocating to mall/big box store/other area likely to be full of desperate people or lots of people already turned to zombies

- someone is cautiously moving through unknown territory where they expect zombies to be present but doing so by walking backward to keep a careful eye on areas they already observed while ignoring the place they haven't been yet and are moving into

- a character is standing almost within arms reach of a zombie (that is pretty obviously a zombie) but still mistakes it for a living person. Drink twice if it's mistaken for a living person the character knows and they give it the "are you all right Linda?"
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Re: The Official Unofficial ZS Drinking Game

Postby offcamber » Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:28 pm

Every time:
-someone backs up to a boarded up window, wall, or door that can be broken/reached through without looking, drink. edit.. whoops someone already mentioned this
-a flashlight blinks or fades out in a very dark area and they smack it a couple times, drink.
-a character gets over run and the retreating group shoots them instead of letting them get eaten, drink
-the jackass with a shotgun/rifle/pistol muzzle sweeps everyone in their group w/ finger on the trigger, drink
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