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Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by crypto » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:21 am

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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by Redeyes » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:33 am

I want the ending scene on a t-shirt.
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by Halfapint » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:35 am

What did I just watch?? LOL it made me laugh though! :clap:
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by RTF_Squared » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:37 am

I'm really curious of the thought process behind the creation of this video. Somebody drink a really nasty soda that made them want to wreck the world? Decided to make a video expressing that angst? The fact it is so thought out makes it even more hilarious.
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by Browning 35 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:04 am

Now *that* was some funny shit.

Must have been fun to make.

Gotta agree with redeyes, that crazed smirk firing the pistols akimbo does belong on a tshirt.

[BTW - What's the name of that song? I always hear it in movies]
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by LowKey » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:21 am

Browning 35 wrote: [BTW - What's the name of that song? I always hear it in movies]
O Fortuna

Lyrics (original Latin first, then English translation):

O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.

Sors immanis
et inanis,
rota tu volubilis,
status malus,
vana salus
semper dissolubilis,
obumbrata
et velata
michi quoque niteris;
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleris.

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michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!


O Fortune,
like the moon
you are changeable,
ever waxing
and waning;
hateful life
first oppresses
and then soothes
as fancy takes it;
poverty
and power
it melts them like ice.

Fate – monstrous
and empty,
you whirling wheel,
you are malevolent,
well-being is vain
and always fades to nothing,
shadowed
and veiled
you plague me too;
now through the game
I bring my bare back
to your villainy.

Fate is against me
in health
and virtue,
driven on
and weighted down,
always enslaved.
So at this hour
without delay
pluck the vibrating strings;
since Fate
strikes down the strong man,
everyone weep with me!
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by Mad Mike » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:59 am

Frankly, I thought it was LAME !!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Post by PistolPete » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:14 pm

That ruled. Nice work guys. And it may be time for Braxton to start rocking suspenders. Those pants don't look like there is a lot keeping them up. :-)
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by Vicarious_Lee » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:18 pm

I know Braxton's a great shot, but whose camera is it that keeps getting treated like Ricky the Unpaid Intern Who Can't Say No?
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by Braxton » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:30 pm

PistolPete wrote:That ruled. Nice work guys. And it may be time for Braxton to start rocking suspenders. Those pants don't look like there is a lot keeping them up. :-)

I need smaller pants, or to stop working out 6 days a week. I have dropped close to 70 pounds since June.

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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by crypto » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:57 pm

Vicarious_Lee wrote:I know Braxton's a great shot, but whose camera is it that keeps getting treated like Ricky the Unpaid Intern Who Can't Say No?
Those are my cameras. I know braxton won't put a hole in one. Hell, for this shot, I could have safely been standing in front of him, we've done closer work than that in class. He was shooting about 2 feet over a camera 8 foot in front of him.

You guys have all seen Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman, right? If you haven't, google that shit.
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by crypto » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:59 pm

RTF_Squared wrote:I'm really curious of the thought process behind the creation of this video.


that was pretty much it.
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by crypto » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:00 pm

Mad Mike wrote:Frankly, I thought it was LAME !!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
EABOD, noob. :crazy:

Make a better video.
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Post by Shiloh » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:10 pm

I'm sorry, but I had to. :lol:

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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by Vicarious_Lee » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:36 pm

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PistolPete wrote:That ruled. Nice work guys. And it may be time for Braxton to start rocking suspenders. Those pants don't look like there is a lot keeping them up. :-)

I need smaller pants, or to stop working out 6 days a week. I have dropped close to 70 pounds since June.

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Post by spanningtree » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:54 pm

Nicely done! Creative entertainment. :D

Just as a heads up; I watched part of this on an iPhone 4 and and the other on a OSX based workstation (using firefox). The video playback on both had red lines going from each corner to the center, the lines would flash in and out every couple of seconds. Shrug, could be me. :ohdear:

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Post by northernxposure » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:58 pm

spanningtree wrote:Nicely done! Creative entertainment. :D

Just as a heads up; I watched part of this on an iPhone 4 and and the other on a OSX based workstation (using firefox). The video playback on both had red lines going from each corner to the center, the lines would flash in and out every couple of seconds. Shrug, could be me. :ohdear:
Think that's added in from a demo version of AE or whatever Crypto used to slow the video down.

Loved. The. Desk. Flip. Nailed it, perfect rotation!

Not going to lie, was a little worried that when both the pistol's were removed those pants looked to be heading south.... :ohdear:

Good shit.

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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by Kutter_0311 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:18 pm

Bravo, gents! Good show!

Also, great job on losing 70 lbs, bro!
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by Ten Eight » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:51 pm

Shiloh wrote:I'm sorry, but I had to. :lol:

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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by cricketdave » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:13 pm

That was just funny as all hell! Loved the snarl, only thing that could have made it funnier is if the pants had lost the battle with gravity while he was shooting and he didn't pause or stop.

Great job lmao
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by Browning 35 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:34 pm

cricketdave wrote:That was just funny as all hell! Loved the snarl, only thing that could have made it funnier is if the pants had lost the battle with gravity while he was shooting and he didn't pause or stop.
That's it, they have to re-do the video now to include that.

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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by TheLastOne » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:58 pm

:lol:

Me at 2.28: "Shit, he's going to take off his pants" :rofl:


Good job on the weight loss man! That's some serious work.


I hit pause play like a billion times to figure out that it was just the licensing of the software being used with that red x that kept flashing. I was afraid I was being brainwashed.
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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

Post by Braxton » Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:12 pm

TheLastOne wrote: I was afraid I was being brainwashed.

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Re: Epic Soda Time with Braxton

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TheLastOne wrote: I was afraid I was being brainwashed.

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It's a light load, to be sure. Probably delicate cycle too.


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