Epic Soda Time with Braxton
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Epic Soda Time with Braxton
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I want the ending scene on a t-shirt.

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What did I just watch?? LOL it made me laugh though! 

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I'm really curious of the thought process behind the creation of this video. Somebody drink a really nasty soda that made them want to wreck the world? Decided to make a video expressing that angst? The fact it is so thought out makes it even more hilarious.
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Now *that* was some funny shit.
Must have been fun to make.
Gotta agree with redeyes, that crazed smirk firing the pistols akimbo does belong on a tshirt.
[BTW - What's the name of that song? I always hear it in movies]
Must have been fun to make.
Gotta agree with redeyes, that crazed smirk firing the pistols akimbo does belong on a tshirt.
[BTW - What's the name of that song? I always hear it in movies]
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O FortunaBrowning 35 wrote: [BTW - What's the name of that song? I always hear it in movies]
Lyrics (original Latin first, then English translation):
O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.
Sors immanis
et inanis,
rota tu volubilis,
status malus,
vana salus
semper dissolubilis,
obumbrata
et velata
michi quoque niteris;
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleris.
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!
O Fortune,
like the moon
you are changeable,
ever waxing
and waning;
hateful life
first oppresses
and then soothes
as fancy takes it;
poverty
and power
it melts them like ice.
Fate – monstrous
and empty,
you whirling wheel,
you are malevolent,
well-being is vain
and always fades to nothing,
shadowed
and veiled
you plague me too;
now through the game
I bring my bare back
to your villainy.
Fate is against me
in health
and virtue,
driven on
and weighted down,
always enslaved.
So at this hour
without delay
pluck the vibrating strings;
since Fate
strikes down the strong man,
everyone weep with me!
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Frankly, I thought it was LAME !!!!!




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That ruled. Nice work guys. And it may be time for Braxton to start rocking suspenders. Those pants don't look like there is a lot keeping them up. 

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I know Braxton's a great shot, but whose camera is it that keeps getting treated like Ricky the Unpaid Intern Who Can't Say No?
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PistolPete wrote:That ruled. Nice work guys. And it may be time for Braxton to start rocking suspenders. Those pants don't look like there is a lot keeping them up.
I need smaller pants, or to stop working out 6 days a week. I have dropped close to 70 pounds since June.
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Crypto's faith in my shooting has a lot to do with the fact that he knows I will buy him another DSLR if I wing his.Vicarious_Lee wrote:I know Braxton's a great shot, but whose camera is it that keeps getting treated like Ricky the Unpaid Intern Who Can't Say No?
I am so sorry to disappoint you Mad Mike. It will keep me up nights knowing that you used THREE eye roll smiles in your response. The inner shame that I feel is overwhelming. Please PLEASE tell me what you want to see in an epic desk flip slowmo video! I will do my best to accommodate you.Mad Mike wrote:Frankly, I thought it was LAME !!!!!![]()
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Those are my cameras. I know braxton won't put a hole in one. Hell, for this shot, I could have safely been standing in front of him, we've done closer work than that in class. He was shooting about 2 feet over a camera 8 foot in front of him.Vicarious_Lee wrote:I know Braxton's a great shot, but whose camera is it that keeps getting treated like Ricky the Unpaid Intern Who Can't Say No?
You guys have all seen Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman, right? If you haven't, google that shit.
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"Some people think that the best way to stop the leopard is to cut the horns off the gazelle. This, my friends, is insane."


"Some people think that the best way to stop the leopard is to cut the horns off the gazelle. This, my friends, is insane."

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RTF_Squared wrote:I'm really curious of the thought process behind the creation of this video.
that was pretty much it.
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"Some people think that the best way to stop the leopard is to cut the horns off the gazelle. This, my friends, is insane."


"Some people think that the best way to stop the leopard is to cut the horns off the gazelle. This, my friends, is insane."

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EABOD, noob.Mad Mike wrote:Frankly, I thought it was LAME !!!!!![]()
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Make a better video.
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"Some people think that the best way to stop the leopard is to cut the horns off the gazelle. This, my friends, is insane."

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I'm sorry, but I had to.



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That's fucking Beastmode, man. I haven't been able to lose, like, 15 pounds all the way since then.Braxton wrote:PistolPete wrote:That ruled. Nice work guys. And it may be time for Braxton to start rocking suspenders. Those pants don't look like there is a lot keeping them up.
I need smaller pants, or to stop working out 6 days a week. I have dropped close to 70 pounds since June.
#Dietingproblems
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Nicely done! Creative entertainment.
Just as a heads up; I watched part of this on an iPhone 4 and and the other on a OSX based workstation (using firefox). The video playback on both had red lines going from each corner to the center, the lines would flash in and out every couple of seconds. Shrug, could be me.

Just as a heads up; I watched part of this on an iPhone 4 and and the other on a OSX based workstation (using firefox). The video playback on both had red lines going from each corner to the center, the lines would flash in and out every couple of seconds. Shrug, could be me.

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Think that's added in from a demo version of AE or whatever Crypto used to slow the video down.spanningtree wrote:Nicely done! Creative entertainment.![]()
Just as a heads up; I watched part of this on an iPhone 4 and and the other on a OSX based workstation (using firefox). The video playback on both had red lines going from each corner to the center, the lines would flash in and out every couple of seconds. Shrug, could be me.
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Not going to lie, was a little worried that when both the pistol's were removed those pants looked to be heading south....

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Bravo, gents! Good show!
Also, great job on losing 70 lbs, bro!
Also, great job on losing 70 lbs, bro!
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That was just funny as all hell! Loved the snarl, only thing that could have made it funnier is if the pants had lost the battle with gravity while he was shooting and he didn't pause or stop.
Great job lmao
Great job lmao
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That's it, they have to re-do the video now to include that.cricketdave wrote:That was just funny as all hell! Loved the snarl, only thing that could have made it funnier is if the pants had lost the battle with gravity while he was shooting and he didn't pause or stop.
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Me at 2.28: "Shit, he's going to take off his pants"

Good job on the weight loss man! That's some serious work.
I hit pause play like a billion times to figure out that it was just the licensing of the software being used with that red x that kept flashing. I was afraid I was being brainwashed.
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TheLastOne wrote: I was afraid I was being brainwashed.
ALL YOUR LANCER BELONG TO US!

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Braxton wrote:TheLastOne wrote: I was afraid I was being brainwashed.
ALL YOUR LANCER BELONG TO US!
It's a light load, to be sure. Probably delicate cycle too.
Those mags working out for you? I've been making use of the AK's. Too much fun.
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