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Zoltan wrote:Chimps are fucking dangerous
MaxRite wrote:BigBossMan wrote:My AR is a precision weapon.
Couldn't agree more. It is a precision weapon. It will jam at the precise moment you need it the most.
EECHAY wrote:Germantown? How's the Police Department there? Have any trouble with big green guys kidnapping people?
EricinMaryland wrote:EECHAY wrote:Germantown? How's the Police Department there? Have any trouble with big green guys kidnapping people?
I have some friends at USHS (military med school in Bethesda) and one was doing a rotation at a psyche hospital in DC late at night. This is a true story told to me by a friend who was there as a resident when it happened... as far as I can tell or my friend is a liar.
- LEOs bring in a naked wet man. He's freezing and cut up. The cops found him running through people's yards and caught up to him. He had no idea... he was naked.
- When asked his name, he said he couldn't tell them that his name is protected and that if anyone found out who he was, there'd be problems.
- When asked why he was running naked in February at night on a freezing rainy night, he said he was taking a shower when he heard "them" coming. So he dove out his bathroom window (where he got the cuts) and started running.
- The man had no record that anyone could find. The dressed his cuts, dried him up, and put him in psyche observation where he kept saying he needed to get out.
Around 8 am, two US Marshalls came and got him. They had been looking for him all night... he was legitimately in witness protection and hadn't got the phone call from the Marshalls that they were coming to move him that night.
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