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What the hell is this?

Post by Monaco » Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:51 am

Zombies don't exist! What are you people doing?

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by shrapnel » Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:58 am

Just, you know, preparedness stuffs.
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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by majorhavoc » Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:15 am

Monaco wrote:Zombies don't exist! What are you people doing?

Preparing to welcome our new space armadillo overlords, natch. You?

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by xd dude » Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:23 am

We're plotting against you. Beware the blue marshmallow Peeps... :crazy:

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by jamoni » Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:16 am

That's right. They don't.
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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by kevthemed » Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:28 am

THIS...IS...CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! :D
I'll take the little one...She looks like she knows things...

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by ZombieGranny » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:41 pm

Me?
Drinking coffee, watching Doctor Who, and waiting for the grandkid to wake up.

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by RickOShea » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:59 pm

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by Gray Gator » Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:15 pm

Monaco wrote:Zombies don't exist! What are you people doing?
O...M....Gosh, I have wasted my life!.........Agggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by CarolinaPeach » Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:28 pm

This is a conspiracy on a scale you can't even imagine. We are actually preparing for the safety of our families during various emergencies (like an ice/snowstorm that knocks out power for weeks) and we're even encouraging other people to do the same. I know, crazy, right? :crazy:

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by raptor » Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:30 pm

Welcome to the forum...in NOLA you have to be prepared for anything...if you are prepared for a zombie invasion a Cat 5 hurricane is no sweat.

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by Razor » Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:19 pm

Monaco wrote:Zombies don't exist! What are you people doing?
Sure that's what they want you to think....
Absit invidia.

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by claverhouse » Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:40 pm

Monaco wrote:Zombies don't exist! What are you people doing?
And yet you post without reading or comprehending what this place is about .......... sure you're not a zombie? ;)
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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by Noodlez » Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:07 am

dude.... why waste your time with this... for real.
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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by redneckzombiekiller » Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:57 am

Monaco wrote:Zombies don't exist! What are you people doing?


All that money I've wasted on ammo..... all for nothing ? :gonk:
Oh well, I heard that the leprechauns will be making a move on St Patties day.

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by ZombieGranny » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:03 pm

Leprechauns?!
I thought it was lawn gnomes!
In my day, we didn't have virtual reality.
If a one-eyed razorback barbarian warrior was chasing you with an ax, you just had to hope you could outrun him.
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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by Dawgboy » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:32 pm

Doyou have any proof to backup your statement???
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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by Jeriah » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:12 pm

Gray Gator wrote:
Monaco wrote:Zombies don't exist! What are you people doing?
O...M....Gosh, I have wasted my life!.........Agggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Now I know exactly how he felt:

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by redneckzombiekiller » Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:53 pm

ZombieGranny wrote:Leprechauns?!
I thought it was lawn gnomes!

Don't even get me started on those lawn gnomes.... the way they stare you down with that smuck look on their face. I thought they were suppose to protect my garden, I think now they are double agents working for the Leprechauns !!!!
Damn it I need more ammo.

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What the hell is this?

Post by wee drop o' bush » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:37 pm

ZombieGranny wrote:Leprechauns?!
I thought it was lawn gnomes!
Never mind Leprechauns watch out for the Clurichauns! :gonk:
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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by redneckzombiekiller » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:46 pm

wee drop o' bush wrote:
ZombieGranny wrote:Leprechauns?!
I thought it was lawn gnomes!
Never mind Leprechauns watch out for the Clurichauns! :gonk:

That's it I'm done. It's one thing to be on the lookout for zombies, but not all these things. Next it will be watchout for lizard people. After all no such thing as lizard people. Right? Is there lizard people? I got to go need to make an appointment with the therapist and get my med refilled, Damn you David Icke. :gonk: :gonk: :gonk:
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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by Razor » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:53 pm

No one told you about the Lizard people threat?! Forget the meds you need more ammo, your not even close to being prepped if you haven't taken the Lizard people into account!
Absit invidia.

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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by Vicarious_Lee » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:55 pm

Chupacabrasquad.org is not an active website yet, so I'm here for now. :(
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Re: What the hell is this?

Post by Gingerbread Man » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:56 pm

Monaco wrote:Zombies don't exist! What are you people doing?
Joins forum just to troll. I like your style. :lol:
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