What the hell is this?

Post by **Monaco** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:51 am

Zombies don't exist! What are you people doing?

Post by **shrapnel** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:58 am

Just, you know, preparedness stuffs.

Post by **majorhavoc** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:15 am

Preparing to welcome our new space armadillo overlords, natch. You?

Post by **xd dude** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:23 am

We're plotting against you. Beware the blue marshmallow Peeps...

Post by **jamoni** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:16 am

That's right. They don't.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

Post by **kevthemed** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:28 am

THIS...IS...CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

Post by **ZombieGranny** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:41 pm

Me?
Drinking coffee, watching Doctor Who, and waiting for the grandkid to wake up.

Merry Christmas
and welcome to the site

Post by **RickOShea** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:59 pm

Every time you say that, you make zombie Santa cry.

Post by **Gray Gator** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:15 pm

O...M....Gosh, I have wasted my life!.........Agggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Post by **CarolinaPeach** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:28 pm

This is a conspiracy on a scale you can't even imagine. We are actually preparing for the safety of our families during various emergencies (like an ice/snowstorm that knocks out power for weeks) and we're even encouraging other people to do the same. I know, crazy, right?

Welcome to ZS. A person can sure learn a lot around here.

Peach

Post by **raptor** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:30 pm

Welcome to the forum...in NOLA you have to be prepared for anything...if you are prepared for a zombie invasion a Cat 5 hurricane is no sweat.

Post by **Razor** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:19 pm

Sure that's what they want you to think....

Post by **claverhouse** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:40 pm

And yet you post without reading or comprehending what this place is about .......... sure you're not a zombie?

Post by **Noodlez** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:07 am

dude.... why waste your time with this... for real.

Post by **redneckzombiekiller** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:57 am

All that money I've wasted on ammo..... all for nothing ?

Oh well, I heard that the leprechauns will be making a move on St Patties day.

Post by **ZombieGranny** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:03 pm

Leprechauns?!
I thought it was lawn gnomes!

Post by **Dawgboy** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:32 pm

Doyou have any proof to backup your statement???

Post by **Jeriah** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:12 pm

Now I know exactly how he felt:

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Post by **redneckzombiekiller** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:53 pm

Don't even get me started on those lawn gnomes.... the way they stare you down with that smuck look on their face. I thought they were suppose to protect my garden, I think now they are double agents working for the Leprechauns !!!!
Damn it I need more ammo.

Post by **wee drop o' bush** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:37 pm

Never mind Leprechauns watch out for the Clurichauns!

Post by **redneckzombiekiller** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:46 pm

That's it I'm done. It's one thing to be on the lookout for zombies, but not all these things. Next it will be watchout for lizard people. After all no such thing as lizard people. Right? Is there lizard people? I got to go need to make an appointment with the therapist and get my med refilled, Damn you David Icke.

http://www.davidicke.com/

Post by **Razor** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:53 pm

No one told you about the Lizard people threat?! Forget the meds you need more ammo, your not even close to being prepped if you haven't taken the Lizard people into account!

Post by **Vicarious_Lee** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:55 pm

Chupacabrasquad.org is not an active website yet, so I'm here for now.

Post by **Gingerbread Man** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:56 pm

Joins forum just to troll. I like your style.

Zombie Squad