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by Meat N' Taters
Tue May 17, 2011 6:45 pm
Forum: Contingency Planning & Preparation
Topic: 2012? The End or Not?
Replies: 625
Views: 33224

Re: 2012? The End or Not?

My loins are officially girded. I do hope the apocalypse or non-apocalypse happens soon though, as the duct tape and rubber insulation that I girded my loins with is chafing horribly.
by Meat N' Taters
Mon May 16, 2011 9:45 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2128
Views: 206627

Re: My Job, My Hell...

Right out of high school, I got a summer job to help pay for college expenses. Retail at a store that sold baby furniture/baby-oriented stuff. There was this one guy there, Jake. He was a retail guy, same as me. I think he had been there a few months longer. Anyhow...this guy was a total "lifer". Hi...
by Meat N' Taters
Thu May 12, 2011 10:30 pm
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 160675

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

TheLastRifleMan wrote:I have a phantom cat story that was experienced by two friends of mine at the same time. You all wants to hear it?
But of course!
by Meat N' Taters
Thu May 12, 2011 10:56 am
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: The Dangers of Houston Waffle Houses
Replies: 62
Views: 3087

Re: The Dangers of Houston Waffle Houses

JamesCannon wrote:
Meat N' Taters wrote:
Finch wrote:i like this "right of fresh pursuit"
Back in college, I exercised my right to pursue some fresh every weekend.
And like the right to remain silent, I waved it to purse some stank, too.
o/ Lowered inhibitions, I do love thee.
by Meat N' Taters
Thu May 12, 2011 10:52 am
Forum: Other Gear
Topic: Advice On Wrist Watch Please - Also what do you have?
Replies: 36
Views: 3575

Re: Advice On Wrist Watch Please - Also what do you have?

Jesus, those are some fancy ass watches. I have a Bulova something or other that is my "dressier" watch (classy is a nice steel/silvertone band and an understated black or white face, not some yellow gold diamond douchebag monstrosity). My everyday beater watch is a Wenger Swiss Army Titanium Mounta...
by Meat N' Taters
Thu May 12, 2011 10:41 am
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: The Dangers of Houston Waffle Houses
Replies: 62
Views: 3087

Re: The Dangers of Houston Waffle Houses

Finch wrote:i like this "right of fresh pursuit"
Back in college, I exercised my right to pursue some fresh every weekend.
by Meat N' Taters
Thu May 12, 2011 9:30 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 160675

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

Good point. Possums make some fucked up noises, including a particularly creepy one that sounds just like a baby crying.
by Meat N' Taters
Thu May 12, 2011 8:59 am
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Neighbors.....and their dogs
Replies: 121
Views: 4467

Re: Neighbors.....and their dogs

Update.....It's been about a year and the neighbors and the dogs just moved out. Who knows what the next set of renters may bring. Best of luck. On my block, we have about three residences being occupied by renters. The people therein have combined their efforts and successfully made the once digni...
by Meat N' Taters
Thu May 12, 2011 8:31 am
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: The Dangers of Houston Waffle Houses
Replies: 62
Views: 3087

Re: The Dangers of Houston Waffle Houses

What a dumbfuck. If he was a super stud with his weapon and could plant a round neatly in the brainpan of the robbers, great, please do society a favor. But this asshole empties an entire magazine like some kind of 12 year old kid playing Call of Duty. Idiot is just lucky he didn't kill any innocent...
by Meat N' Taters
Thu May 12, 2011 8:17 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 160675

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

There was also the MASSIVE drag queen I saw walking down a busy street....guy was about 6'5" and 300lbs....wearing a miniskirt, white thigh-high stockings, and red stiletto heels. He had thick facial stubble and neon pink lipstick.
by Meat N' Taters
Wed May 11, 2011 3:08 pm
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Rescue Mission
Replies: 35
Views: 1213

Re: Rescue Mission

:lol:
by Meat N' Taters
Wed May 11, 2011 2:25 pm
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Rescue Mission
Replies: 35
Views: 1213

Re: Rescue Mission

Call Bear Grylls. He'll sort those raiders out. And he might even bring you back some raider armor.
by Meat N' Taters
Wed May 11, 2011 10:24 am
Forum: Contingency Planning & Preparation
Topic: Why US Residents Should Not Depend on FEMA
Replies: 40
Views: 2723

Re: Why US Residents Should Not Depend on FEMA

If the government can audit and collect FEMA funds that they believe have been given to people who did not need them, why can't they also do that with...n/m. Yeah, don't rely on FEMA though. Family, close friends, and yourself is the way to go with regard to saving your own ass.
by Meat N' Taters
Wed May 11, 2011 9:05 am
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Rescue Mission
Replies: 35
Views: 1213

Re: Rescue Mission

I would load my 5-shot revolver, put on homemade phone book body armor, strip naked from the waist down and charge into glorious battle. I can do that, I'm level 20.
by Meat N' Taters
Tue May 10, 2011 12:53 pm
Forum: Fiction
Topic: Top of the Heap
Replies: 14
Views: 1482

Re: Top of the Heap

Morris, confused, watched as the door swung open to reveal Steven from Marketing, his eyes a sickly white and thick rivulets of red fluid dripping from his gaping mouth. His gaze fixed hungrily on Morris, who introspectively replaced his spoon into the cooling bowl of soup that lay before him. As th...
by Meat N' Taters
Tue May 10, 2011 8:18 am
Forum: Fiction
Topic: Top of the Heap
Replies: 14
Views: 1482

Re: Top of the Heap

Morris stared at the birthday cake, and his mind began to idly construct an elaborate fantasy in which Brenda's husband had unwittingly been exposed to one of his company's chemicals. It was an unmarketed one intended to cure erectile dysfunction, but had the unpleasant side effect of turning people...
by Meat N' Taters
Tue May 10, 2011 7:17 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 160675

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

In which case it also qualifies for the "biggest failure of humanity you've ever seen" thread.
by Meat N' Taters
Mon May 09, 2011 5:42 pm
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT now?
Replies: 1225
Views: 70907

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

A scalding bowl of beef pho, and a huge yambag.
by Meat N' Taters
Mon May 09, 2011 12:41 pm
Forum: Fiction
Topic: Top of the Heap
Replies: 14
Views: 1482

Re: Top of the Heap

(I was going to wrap this up with our protagonist eating a hollowpoint in the men's restroom after realizing that he had a good thirty years left to live, but decided to liven things up a bit for shits and grins. Here goes.) Morris looked with disdain at the half-eaten birthday cake that lay on the ...
by Meat N' Taters
Mon May 09, 2011 11:11 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2128
Views: 206627

Re: My Job, My Hell...

I remember when I was in high school and I worked as a sacker in a grocery store frequented by old people. I would ask them the typical "Paper or plastic?", and about one out of every ten would present me with this odd, but common answer to said question: "Sacks." Ok, first of all Mable, you were pr...
by Meat N' Taters
Mon May 09, 2011 10:46 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: Riptides and You
Replies: 11
Views: 649

Re: Riptides and You

Offcamber, I admire you surfers a lot...ive always wanted to learn, but am terrified of what swims out there past the breakers. I only visit that region of the beach against my will. Shark fishing has permanently fucked up my love of swimming at the beach. :lol:
by Meat N' Taters
Mon May 09, 2011 10:22 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: Riptides and You
Replies: 11
Views: 649

Re: Riptides and You

Oh, and because I'm an asshole: remember the guts we discussed? Well large predators (sharks) love to utilize them to ambush smaller fish, particularly the deeper ones. Though I have seen a school of blacktip sharks feeding violently in knee deep water before. Enjoy. 8)
by Meat N' Taters
Mon May 09, 2011 10:18 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: Riptides and You
Replies: 11
Views: 649

Re: Riptides and You

Should you get caught in a riptide, it will be blatantly obvious in a " Oh fuck, I'm being pulled violently out to sea against my will" sort of fashion. First and most important tip: DO NOT STRUGGLE, DO NOT FIGHT IT. You will not be able to swim against it, and you will get exhausted and drown. This...
by Meat N' Taters
Mon May 09, 2011 10:01 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: Riptides and You
Replies: 11
Views: 649

Re: Riptides and You

You can usually tell where sandbars are because thats where the waves will break (when waves crest over and make all that sexy foamy goodness). Remember: waves usually only do that when they pass over shallower water from deeper water. So, naturally, if sandbars are like hills, there has to be somet...

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