Zombie Squad

Ha! Guess you showed your dominance over the bully-dog, and now he's joined your pack. XD Very glad you didn't have to shoot him, and I hope he proves faithful and true.

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crypto wrote:Its a gun, they're all loud.

You really shouldnt get a hi-point. They're pretty awful.

[Citation required]

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KnightoftheRoc wrote:

Laager wrote:
If anyone is interested in the Tinker Bell story, let me know......it's a short story......well maybe not that short....

IF? Honestly, at this point, do you really think you need to ask this sort of question?

Seriously, Laager, don't tease.

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Heh. Just found this article via another forum, now here' sa thread it's relevant to. Small 'net. http://www.survivalblog.com/2013/01/bang-for-your-buck-a-guide-to-affordable-reliable-firearms-for-preppers-by-ik.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Sent from my ASUS Transformer Pad TF...

He still fought like it was High School and wanted to work up to it, I cheated and just skipped the introduction or build up to the fight and started it when he was still working up to it and from what I heard so did the Airman. Excellent survival tactic; skip the "monkey dance" and go right for th...

My thought was, why does that mommy have those 7 year old kids instead of daddy? Daddy needs to get custody, if he cares at all. TBF, the only thing we know about Daddy is that he bought (or acquired) an Xbox for his kids' birthday. Now, from what we saw in the tale above, that makes him far and aw...

Jsimmonsgr wrote:Got one more from the pawn biz.......

Dear god in heaven. Here's hoping she learns something instead of just going to another pawn shop, or taking her humiliation out on the kids.

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Barricade wrote:Wow dude you are beyond a shadow of a doubt, very inventive.....Now if you coould make a ballista or polybos that could launch them then you would be in for some interesting stuff!

Check his first post again, a chainsaw launcher is what started this.

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That... was a thing of beauty.

I kept waiting for you to end the story with "and then the men in black came and took him away. We never saw him again, but the Army started issuing these new riot gas rounds..."

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TEC9man wrote:If there is a ban and it's like the last one, you'll still be able to get mags but at a much higher price, same as rifles.

That's a big "if," though. The New York Ban now mandates 7 round magazines, with no grandfathering beyond the first year or so.

So... big bore revolvers, perhaps?

For whatever pain and misery you may have suffered in your life, Laager, please know that your tales bring great amusement to us now. Thank you.

What people are saying about trading up caliber is the same thing that happened during the last AWB - they went from "wonder 9s" with fifteen plus round magazines to service 1911s and similar .45s and 10mms. So... yeah, probably the same here. I have a 10 round magazine for my Para style 1911, and m...

I did not see this ending well, very glad to be wrong. Enjoy your pretty!

I read about a dude recently who "keestered" a cell phone into the local county jail. Wonder if it was one of those Giant Galaxy IIIs... It's a felony to butt smuggle, so be careful... What, in general? There's a law saying you can't shove things up your arse? I mean, smuggling into a prison, yeah....

I read about a dude recently who "keestered" a cell phone into the local county jail. Wonder if it was one of those Giant Galaxy IIIs... It's a felony to butt smuggle, so be careful... What, in general? There's a law saying you can't shove things up your arse? I mean, smuggling into a prison, yeah....

I like the part where he pukes from scaring a burglar away, to about how racking a shotgun automatically scares intruders/burglars away to the presumption that just because he's a worthless turd that can't train it automatically won't work for someone else. This article just has to make a stop at e...

lovesmuggler wrote:I store things in other people's butts, it's the last place they check when they're looking for my shit...

Pun intended?

Also, perfect handle for this conversation...

Um... no.

I use my butt. And not for storage.

What amuses me most is that the gun did exactly what he wanted it to - protected the house. Perhaps the burglar would have fled if they had simply called out, perhaps not. He certainly did flee when he heard the action cycled. Chalk one defensive use of a firearm up on the billboard, Chuck. Where di...

elricfate wrote:The God Emperor would approve!

More or less what I was thinking.

Hey, I'd rather have one of Joerg's slingshots than a "flashlight" lasgun any day...

The strangest thing I've ever seen is politicians pushing policies that violate the constitutional rights of law-abiding citizens, knowing full well that those policies will not and cannot solve the real problems in our society, and then villainizing anyone that speaks out against them. Dude. Polit...

scurvy wrote: bigger's always better, right?

Obligatory "that's what she said."

Also, I bet that thing would make a decent camp stove...

I usually just use a ball of dryer lint as a firestarter - it's not waterproof (the wax is a plus there, I admit), but a Ziploc baggy of lint is free and easy to take camping - and lights pretty damned easily with a stroke from the firesteel. Had trouble lighting a fire at my parents' house on New Y...

...doesn't the BATFE have a number of unpleasant things to say about computer controlled or remote guns?

ETA: ah, it's a scope. That's what I get for not reading before I post...